The Stable Genius shows off

[Pete F.]

Floridaman thinks Belgium is a city, albeit a pretty one.

Floridaman seems to think Paris is in Germany. (It kind of was for a few years in the 1940s, I guess.)
Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!

Floridaman thinks there are countries on this planet called “Nipple” and “Button.” (Do NOT, under any circumstances, ask him to point them out. PLEASE.)

Oh, wait. A small correction. Floridaman thought Nipple and Button were in India, not separate countries. My bad—we all make mistakes. Sorry.

Floridaman didn’t understand that when it’s the afternoon in Washington, it’s the middle of the night in Tokyo.

In a meeting with leaders from the Baltic states, Floridaman thought he was talking to people from the Balkans. (No, seriously. This created quite a stir in diplomatic circles.)

I have to say that really is my personal favorite. Floridaman is there trashing the presidents of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia for the breakup Yugoslavia, and they’re like, WTF. And then it dawns on them—Balkans, Baltics ... buffoon.

Don’t forget that beautiful border wall Floridaman is building between Colorado and Mexico.

Floridaman once bombed Syria but thought he bombed Iraq.

Floridaman once got a call from the president of South Korea, but then told hundreds of journalists that he’d gotten a call from the leader of North Korea.

“After I had won, everybody was calling me from all over the world. I never knew we had so many countries.”

Floridaman once told the prime minister of India, “It’s not like you’ve got China on your border.” (India has a 2,520-mile border with China.)

When Gordon Sondland called Floridaman on July 26 and said he was in Kyiv, Floridaman had to ask whether Sondland was in Ukraine, according to the testimony of embassy staffer David Holmes.

National-security officials once showed Floridaman a map of Korea. What he saw stunned him: He had no idea Seoul was so close (15 mi) to the DMZ, well within the range of KPA-GF artillery.

He asked, “Why is Seoul so close to the North Korean border?”

And then, referring to the 10 million inhabitants of South Korea’s capital, he said, “They have to move!”

In 2018, Floridaman didn’t know the difference between England and the United Kingdom, our closest ally.

And in 2019, Floridaman remained blissfully ignorant, and confused about, the distinction between England and the UK. He seems to think that England changed its name. Maybe a branding thing. Who knows.

Floridaman had to be told in 2018 that Ireland isn’t part of the U.K. ... yet made the mistake again in 2019.

And just a few days ago, Floridaman earned global mockery when he met with the president of Iraqi Kurdistan but thought he was talking to someone from Syria.

What me worry?

[Sea Dangles]

He is clearly the greatest president of our lifetime.
🇺🇸
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[Pete F.]

It’s like the tale about Pompeo, after he didn’t think the reporter could find Ukraine on a map, “he’s used to briefing Trump”
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[Sea Dangles]

🍔
It’s like a nothing burger
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[Raider Ronnie]

Pete.
You need to start flying around in a helicopter
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[PaulS]

Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie

Pete.
You need to start flying around in a helicopter
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Another new low for this forum.

[Sea Dangles]

Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie

Pete.
You need to start flying around in a helicopter
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Careful Ronnie, the pussy police will give you a citation.
🙀🙀🙀
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[The Dad Fisherman]

Originally Posted by PaulS

Another new low for this forum.

Actually, this was....but you let this one slide.

Originally Posted by Pete F.

You're in the wrong thread, so tell me did you work hard to be this much of a moron, or are you the product of a combination of enthusiastic inbreeding and a mother who spent her pregnancy huffing paint thinner while servicing her other clients in a truckstop bathroom?

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[Sea Dangles]

Differing standards are the new snowflake normal
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[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman

Actually, this was....but you let this one slide.


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the annoying buzz of an insect, that’s all that was. Also a clear sign that I won the debate.

If you recall, he went after your kids once, too. Classy. But a clear sign of pathetic frustration, from one too small to admit that the other side could ever have a valid point once in awhile.
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[PaulS]

Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman

Actually, this was....but you let this one slide.


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No, He and SD consistently reach as low as possible. Jim insults everyone constantly also.

[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by PaulS

No, He and SD consistently reach as low as possible. Jim insults everyone constantly also.

(1) how many times have you insulted me, Paul? But somehow it’s always ok when you do it.

(2) I insult people in response to them insulting others. if you can point to where i’ve directly gone after someone’s children or parents, i apologize. But i’d bet everything i have that i’ve never done it.
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[Sea Dangles]

Don’t tempt me to reach as low as possible Paul. Let’s keep it fun and respectful. I will refrain from referring to your Mom as a truck stop employee. I feel that we should all try to be accountable for our words. I love the passion you display but you sure have different rules for different parties. If I had written that about your Mom then I would expect you to defend her.
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[PaulS]

Originally Posted by Jim in CT

(1) how many times have you insulted me, Paul? But somehow it’s always ok when you do it. Show me one post where I insulted you w/o you whining about Liberals?

(2) I insult people in response to them insulting others. if you can point to where i’ve directly gone after someone’s children or parents, i apologize. But i’d bet everything i have that i’ve never done it.
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But, I will state you never insulted someone's children/spouse (like SD) but you constantly insult liberals for no reason other to throw an insult out.

[PaulS]

Originally Posted by Sea Dangles

Don’t tempt me to reach as low as possible Paul. Let’s keep it fun and respectful. I will refrain from referring to your Mom as a truck stop employee. I feel that we should all try to be accountable for our words. I love the passion you display but you sure have different rules for different parties. If I had written that about your Mom then I would expect you to defend her.
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Go ahead and reach as low as possible. Do you think you have any moral standing here based on your track record?

[Sea Dangles]

I answer to only one Paul. Good luck on your confusing journey.
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[Got Stripers]

Originally Posted by Sea Dangles

Don’t tempt me to reach as low as possible Paul. Let’s keep it fun and respectful. I will refrain from referring to your Mom as a truck stop employee. I feel that we should all try to be accountable for our words. I love the passion you display but you sure have different rules for different parties. If I had written that about your Mom then I would expect you to defend her.
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Your going to keep it respectful, I must have clicked can alternate universe SB site, where respect and decency is the norm, I will wake up soon I know this must be a dream. Only in a dream is SD respectful.
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[Sea Dangles]

Originally Posted by Got Stripers

Your going to keep it respectful, I must have clicked can alternate universe SB site, where respect and decency is the norm, I will wake up soon I know this must be a dream. Only in a dream is SD respectful.
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I am sure PaulS is happy that you chose to respond for him.
I suggest you stick to kool aid and boot licking.
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[Got Stripers]

Boy that is almost respectful I’m proud you are attempting a New Years resolution.
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[scottw]

Originally Posted by Sea Dangles

I am sure PaulS is happy that you chose to respond for him.
I suggest you stick to kool aid and boot licking.
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Everybody drink. 2X
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[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by PaulS

But, I will state you never insulted someone's children/spouse (like SD) but you constantly insult liberals for no reason other to throw an insult out.

you’ve called me angry god knows how many times. it’s what intellectual wimps do when (1) they can’t respond to the case you’ve made, and (2) can’t admit you might have a point.

Paul, i also like jousting with you most of the time, but your differing rules depending on party are becoming much more glaring. Be a bit less like Pete and a bit more like ririckhound.

I dont believe i insult specific people here for no reason. i do it when i have a terrific reason.

You desperately try to make me out to be a blind conservative partisan. it’s not close to true. but you play that card anyway. there have been plenty of posts here where i’ve sided with liberals, i have been in the exact opposite side of issues with Scott and detbuch and SD. but i can disagree with them respectfully. you guys make it very tough.

when pete says it was ok for obama to our kids in cages but a crime against humanity when Trump does it ( based solely on the basis that trump does it more often), rational conversation isn’t possible.

when you deny any rational inference that Hunters job could be related to who his dad was, rational conversation is difficult.


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[Pete F.]

Originally Posted by Jim in CT

the annoying buzz of an insect, that’s all that was. Also a clear sign that I won the debate.

If you recall, he went after your kids once, too. Classy. But a clear sign of pathetic frustration, from one too small to admit that the other side could ever have a valid point once in awhile.
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You poor victim, if you think you can bitchslap me, come stand in front of me and say it.

I ridiculed TDF after he used a picture of some people to insult.
Satire is not a one way street.

As I have said many times, Floridaman already gives himself far more credit than he is due. He's not getting any from me.

[Jim in CT]

Pete, I read your post a couple more times. For the record, my 82 year-old mother never gave blow jobs at a truck stop as far as i know. She’s from European jewish stock ( maiden name Greenspun), her family had as much fun in the 1930s as you can imagine. determined that her children would have the exact opposite experience, she’s been with my dad for 58 years, she stayed home with me and my 4 brothers making sure we had the warmest, closest, most magical childhood any kids ever had. She spent every waking moment in the yard playing sports with us. She has survived growing up without either parent, breast cancer, and a stroke. She lives a mile away from me, and despite her age she literally never gets tired of playing with my 3 boys and making them feel as loved as she made us feel. Put it this way, I despise my home state about as much as possible, but living a mile from her makes it worth while.

She also taught me to think, and not to answer every single question by pasting 10,000 words written by someone else.

if you want to discuss her further, id suggest we do it in person. it will be extremely therapeutic for one of us.

that post revealed more about you than i could ever attempt to reveal by responding to you or engaging with you here.

You’re an intellectual midget, a pathetic internet tough guy.
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[Sea Dangles]

Good post
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[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by Pete F.

You poor victim, if you think you can bitchslap me, come stand in front of me and say it.

I ridiculed TDF after he used a picture of some people to insult.
Satire is not a one way street.

As I have said many times, Floridaman already gives himself far more credit than he is due. He's not getting an

you get bitch slapped here constantly by everyone.

you didn’t ridicule TDF, you went after his kids. that speaks for
itself.

Victim? you think i feel
like a victim? Do you seriously think anyone believes you got the best of me here?

Ironically, you acted just like Trump would have. Roll that around your noodle.
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[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by Sea Dangles

Good post
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thank you. feels good to swat the insect sometimes. it’s boringly easy, but feels good occasionally.
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[The Dad Fisherman]

Originally Posted by PaulS

No, He and SD consistently reach as low as possible. Jim insults everyone constantly also.

Nobody here ever reached that low. Nobody. He basically referred to someone’s mother as a pregnant, drugged out whore. If he said that in person he should have been shown the floor. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

But you agree with him on politics so it’s A-Ok.

You disagree with SD and Jim on politics, so you call them out almost immediately for insults that pale in comparison

Next time you throw out the word hypocrite, remember this thread.
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[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman

Nobody here ever reached that low. Nobody. He basically referred to someone’s mother as a pregnant, drugged out whore. If he said that in person he should have been shown the floor. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

But you agree with him on politics so it’s A-Ok.

You disagree with SD and Jim on politics, so you call them out almost immediately for insults that pale in comparison

Next time you throw out the word hypocrite, remember this thread.


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I appreciate that, but it’s ok. his post obviously says nothing about my mom, and obviously says everything about him.

Thanks TDF, really.
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[PaulS]

Originally Posted by Sea Dangles

I am sure PaulS is happy that you chose to respond for him.
I suggest you stick to kool aid and boot licking.
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I did go to the gym. But regardless of who responds - I think you are a vile person.

[Jim in CT]

Originally Posted by PaulS

I did go to the gym. But regardless of who responds - I think you are a vile person.

but not pete....because of political similarities. right?
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