You pick it..what's next?

[Billybob]

Well, they say it comes in threes
Today ain't starting off good.
Wake up, the wife's car has a flat
Hit the head at work, and there's no TP in there, and I didn't notice until, well, you know.
So...... what's next?

[fishweewee]

someone spill coffee on you yet?

[Moose Nuckle]

Pulled over for speeding.

[fishaholic18]

Hemroids????

[Slipknot]

ya dentures will fall into your coffee.

your phone bill will be for 67340.00 instead of 67.34

that Red Sox will trade Nomar?

[chris L]

chaffing ?

[JohnR]

Dingleberries

[UserRemoved1]

WHOTS a dingleberry?

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Originally posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
WHOTS a dingleberry?

you dont want to know

[Karl F]

guy I talked to this AM got his xmas bonus, and his pink slip in his pay envelope last Friday... happy holidays from his boss

he's worked the same job for 15 years, real nice... figures 'cause he told them he won't work Sundays, 'cause the store (Mid- Cape) is going to start Sunday's soon....

I'd say his boss is a dingleberry....

[UserRemoved1]

nice Karl.....nobody cares no more bout that stuff. Wish more people were from the old school

Whot's a dingleberry?

[chris L]

karl
thats way too nice ! a guy like that can only be described in the gutter and even there Id get edited .

atleast wait till right after the holidays like one of my former bosses did to me some years ago .

[chris L]

lets just say it has to do with little balls attched to hair in your lower back region . thats the best I can do outside the gutter . then again Im only classy enough for the gutter .

[Billybob]

Thanks for all your support guys

I deserve a case of dingleberries for bein a friggen idiot.
How many times do I have to tell myself
check first
check first
check first

Geez there was that time I thought it was a girl, o.k. maybe not the prettiest girl, and maybe I wasn't seein that good, but I thought it was a GIRL - but it wasn't, coulda been ugly

But I checked first.

Gotta check first.

[chris L]

some things are most important to check first . Tp is one , making sure its a girl ? seems important in certain places in the USA ptown , key west NC and SC . and the most important is the zipper way is clear of all obstructions .

check first !

[Backbeach Jake]

Well I guess Mid-Cape ain't getting any more of my hard earned cash. Tired of working folks being treated like chit for wanting a life. That's one of the reasons I left the Cape, employers act like they own yer arse for the meager check they hand ya. Hell, it's happening all over.

[Karl F]

I dunno Jake, 2 sides to every story, and could be that meybe this guy is spending coffee break in the store I work! (?) (booze shoppe)
Still crappy to give him the hi-ho, just before xmas!

But... I am concerned, as the Guvn'r just signed the law that allows us to stay open Sundays, and the local board has said they are gonna pass it too... and... when my boss broached the subject of me workin' Sundays, I was, well, meybe not too polite with my answer, so....... A, BM, need a helper on that truck?

[Nebe]

Originally posted by Billybob

Hit the head at work, and there's no TP in there, and I didn't notice until, well, you know.
So...... what's next?

Thats what socks are for..

they keep your feet dry and cozy until you really need one or 2 to.. well you know

[fishweewee]

Could be worse.

That "she" you are talking to in the bar could be a "he."

[Newboater]

Hey, be a man, use the fingers you were born with.

Of course head right for the sink after that or you'll forget and pick your nose or something worse.

The Ole Sarge

[grampa old spook]

stuff sucks so bad now i aint goin theyre with it,forget 3's try the 9's

[Raven]

for every ending...... that signals a new begining.

but the question remains
if you shake your booty
do the dingleberries jingle?

[grampa old spook]

prep h or an icecube works for hemmies.