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Old 03-29-2012, 05:21 AM   #1
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"Gynecologists urged to screen for heart disease"

Did the location of the heart move?

Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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Old 03-29-2012, 06:46 AM   #2
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"Gynecologists urged to screen for heart disease"

Did the location of the heart move?
Nope, the heart didn't move. It was the "other" thing that moved.....

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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Old 03-29-2012, 06:57 AM   #3
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Old 03-29-2012, 07:07 AM   #4
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Buzz - seriously, thanks for the post. Next time I go to my Gynecologists I'll remind him to check my heart too

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:36 AM   #5
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Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor and they had me undress before they could do the exam.
Man that was the worst dentist I have ever been to!
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Old 03-29-2012, 11:09 AM   #6
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i dont think their arms are long enough
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:49 PM   #7
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Not a head line but a funny story none the less
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:19 PM   #8
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"Worcester Electrician wins Megamillions Jackpot wife immediately gets half"
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:22 PM   #9
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"Worcester Electrician wins Megamillions Jackpot wife immediately gets half"
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That's NOT funny! But reality....

Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:32 PM   #10
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Should have read takes half lol
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Messed up Burglary

This is an old one but it's funny.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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explode the cows !!!!

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Forest Service considering explosives to get rid of frozen cows in Colorado mountain cabin - Yahoo! News
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Ship owners sue CVS over SF Bay accident

CHICAGO (MarketWatch) - The company that owns a container ship that hit the San Francisco Bay Bridge five year ago, spewing 53,000 gallons of oil into the water, is suing CVS Caremark unit Long's Drugs for allegedly selling dangerous drugs to the vessel's pilot, the San Francisco Chronicle reports. Regal Stone and Fleet Management, who own and operate the ship, claim that pharmacists at a Long's outlet "recklessly and negligently" supplied John Cota with thousands of pills that marred his judgment and dulled his responses, the newspaper noted, leading to the mishap.


Were these prescription or over-the-counter?

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