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Old 05-31-2009, 12:11 PM   #1
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Pumping breast milk while driving????

Stopped a woman who thought that because the breast pump had an AC adapter it would be legal to use the pump while driving.

We stopped her because she was all over the road. She almost hit several objects, such as vehicles coming in the opposite direction. That didn't bother her at all. The female behind her swore she must be drunk she was driving so bad. Just left a church service the next town over.

You can't make this chit up.

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Old 05-31-2009, 12:33 PM   #2
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Swimmer, I have one thing to say: What was she thinking?!

Was the woman that stupid?

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Old 05-31-2009, 01:06 PM   #3
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Got Milk???

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Old 06-05-2009, 08:16 AM   #4
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I wish I could say this is surprising to me. 5 years of working as an EMT in Hartford and Boston made me realize how stupid people really can be.

Least she didn't hit anyone.

What'd you end up giving her a ticket for?
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:13 AM   #5
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John the Sgt. who stopped her finally did not ticket her. He is a good guy, but sometimes I think he is so easy he'd let an axe murderer go.

I think the real reason he let her go was because the female who called in on her cell phone lied to us about how long she had been behind her. Originally the complainat stated she had been behind her from Kingston to East Bridgewater when she finally called, thank you so much, but in all actuality the pumping mother had just driven away from a church in Hanson. So the lying complainer got her stopped, but more than likely got her out of trouble also. Someone who only is partially truthful is mostly a liar in my book. No veracity, no integrity.

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Old 06-05-2009, 09:55 AM   #6
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Did she look like THIS
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:00 AM   #7
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John the Sgt. who stopped her finally did not ticket her. He is a good guy, but sometimes I think he is so easy he'd let an axe murderer go.
I'm speaking with no experience at all working in the law enforcement field - but I'd imagine I would never cut someone a break who's displaying blatant stupidity.

Genuine mistake, probably. Complete stupidity, not a chance.
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:24 AM   #9
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I'm speaking with no experience at all working in the law enforcement field - but I'd imagine I would never cut someone a break who's displaying blatant stupidity.

Genuine mistake, probably. Complete stupidity, not a chance.

John, I agree/

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Old 06-05-2009, 11:35 AM   #10
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Or THIS
Danica is a midget moron.
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Hopefully she was only doing a single and not a double pump (shown here) so she could some how at least try to keep one hand on the wheel.
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MIGHT BE but she's got milk

besides you'd hit that thing so hard it'd bounce off the moons of pluto

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Old 06-06-2009, 09:04 AM   #15
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Hopefully she was only doing a single and not a double pump (shown here) so she could some how at least try to keep one hand on the wheel.

I just asked the Sgt. and he said she was doing both breasts with one pump.

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Old 06-06-2009, 09:49 AM   #16
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I dunno, Swimmer - what is the charge for DWPBM...


Although there isn't much cause for levity if the friggin' dimwit had T-boned somebody, all I could think of was Jim Carey in Me, Myself and Irene
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