New headlines for the year 2035

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California

White minorities still trying to have english recognized as California's third language.

Spotted owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112... Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

postal service raises price of first class stamp to $17.99 and reduces mail delivery to Tuesdays only.

35 year study: Diet and exercise is key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative, President Clinton suspends corpral punishment, says the public school system will assure that no child will ever think freely again unless they are liberal thoughts.

Supreme court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted fro refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%

Russia tells the U.S. to abandon there communist ways or they will be forced to start a new cold war.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.

If conservatives ruled the country there probably wouldnt be any headlines in 2035:bshake:

Im sure fishing would be banned also...The liberal PETA freaks whould make sure that happens:af:

Yep Eben. Most likely.


I think the problem may lie in a "Conservatives" interpretation of the way things work:

It's seems to be a mortal sin to be associated AT ALL with Americans known as "Liberals".

The same can be said for the hard lined leftist who HATES the sight of a "Conservative".

If people were more objective we might have a chance of seeing a headline in 2035.

Liberals gotta eat too.


In my humble, "Non-partisan" opinion.

Man that is funny KL :laughs: :laughs:

That's why I posted it beach. I don't like the ultra left or right. I personally am a conservative and believe we all need to take personal responsibility for our actions. That being said I do not have a problem with liberals, they have some good ideas to.

KL

Originally posted by KLMulder
That's why I posted it beach. I don't like the ultra left or right. I personally am a conservative and believe we all need to take personal responsibility for our actions. That being said I do not have a problem with liberals, they have some good ideas to.

KL

well said, i think that there are a lot of people that think likewise.

Yep thats the key.

I had just woken up when I wrote that post and what I was trying ot get at was not so much aimed at conservatives, but extreme neo-conservatives, or whatever people call them..

Me, I'm not a liberal, i'm just right in the middle and am concerned that things are shifting a bit off balance these days.

It was funny though-

i wonder if spotted owels taste as good as plovers-:laughs:

Originally posted by Eben
Me, I'm not a liberal, i'm just right in the middle

Yeh. and I caught a Fifty with my teeth :rollem: :laughs:

It would be interesting if someone examined the constitution and writings from that time to get an acurate definition of the words used "at that time".

Then, using todays vocabulary and definitions to write an updated version (no, not a re-write) to help people understand. The goal to ensure that the meaning is carried through intact.


One problem that I see today is that people ignore that the meanings of words has changed over the years yet when they look to the constitution and other old legal decisions they do not take into account that while the words have remained the same, the definitions have changed dramaticaly.

One glaring example is the party views of the Democrat vs. Republican.

I recall during highschool learning that the Democrats of today are more closely aligned with the political views of the old Republican party. Today, 20 years later, I hear more and more that the Republican party is taking views that were more recently the views of the Democratic party.

Could it be that we have finally come full circle and the parties have returned to their origins?

Originally posted by JohnR
Yeh. and I caught a Fifty with my teeth :rollem: :laughs:


:smash: :D like kerry i'm all over the place:laughs:

Originally posted by JohnR
Yeh. and I caught a Fifty with my teeth :rollem: :laughs:

Hmmmm....sorta makes me start thinking about live-lining JohnR AS a fish-finder rig. :rotf2: :rotf2: :rotf2:

Now, lessee...if you tied a flouro leader to his.....nah, this is gonna be tough - gimme a while to figure it out.

crafty, in fresh water circles they call it wacky worming.

Crafty, watch that kevin costner movie water world if you want to learn how to human liveline:laughs:

wrote and wrote and wrote....

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I am not into Politics:D

I am, but not in the mood lately... I like Edwards, but I think he is too green (not in the enviro sense) to get KErry in... might get help in the south :huh:
Thankfully, during the fall run when all this BS is going on I wont be watching much TV :D or have the time to read the paper :D
just work and fish