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Raven
08-01-2005, 04:24 PM
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

there was once a time when i drank rather heavilly and could never get my beer cold enough...or "so i thought anyway's". well one day, we had a dozen frosty mugs sitting in the freezer ready to go...and they had been in there for almost a week and went in there hot to have a real thick coating of ICE on them. that afternoon i put some freshly purchased beers in the freezer to chill a bit....and suddenly we decided to run to the super market to grab some steaks for the grill and got back in like twenty-five minutes.

it was a real hot day in the nineties and i was really thirsty.... now.... for
an ICE............ COLD............. BEER :drool:

i grabbed the ice cold beers out of the freezer and they were just starting to make ice inside the bottle...perfect! i thought....and i poured one into a super frosty mug and Guzzled it like there was no tommorow. :gu: down the hatch.... it went....all of it...

minutes later i was hurting SOOOO bad i was close to passing out
and was ready to call 911 ......felt like i was gonna die....
i literally froze my stomach so much, it was PAIN like i have never experienced before.....brutal ...and off the scale.

luckilly we had one of those rice filled sacks for a heat compress
called a" bed buddy" sold at wally world and i had the wife quickly microwave it , while i went thru agony....i placed it on my stomach and warmed up that beer until the pain subsided...it took 15 minutes.

now i chill my beer at a more reasonable temperature.....instead of like liquid nitrogen.....lol ,,, i lived and learned the hard way.

thought you might get a chuckle out of that story... :wavey: _Raven

BigFish
08-01-2005, 04:28 PM
:buds: I like mine in a bottle, in a cooler full of cubes for at least 6 hours! :drool:

Backbeach Jake
08-01-2005, 05:24 PM
I have this mini fridge that freezes the one beer in the far right corner. The rest are perfect! :drool: :buds:

Homerun04
08-01-2005, 05:45 PM
ICE COLD BEER.............. :drool: :drool:

Squid kids Dad
08-01-2005, 06:56 PM
Raven..Im with ya..Just not that cold... :drool:

tynan19
08-01-2005, 08:26 PM
I am at work and your making me thirsty.

5/0
08-01-2005, 09:13 PM
The first human Koozie!!!!!
Nice one.

"uffah!!"
08-01-2005, 09:31 PM
When I was in the service, we use to use CO2 Fire Extinguishers to cool the beer. Does a real nice job. Just like they were in a fridge over nite.

Notaro
08-01-2005, 10:06 PM
oohhh yeah, im dreaming of it...

Bass Babe
08-02-2005, 12:42 AM
Perhaps it's my age, but if a beer isn't skunked or drooled on by some sketchy person, down the hatch it goes. If it's a bit cool, that's just a plus. :cheers:

Raven
07-01-2008, 06:04 PM
cold is fine....ice cold is no longer desired

hi mr Guest :wave:

basswipe
07-01-2008, 06:55 PM
32.1 degrees.

That's a tasty beer no matter what flavor.

Moses
07-01-2008, 09:49 PM
Funny story Raven.

Ah, cold beer. So many ways to achieve this IF you have time. As Larry states, nothing beats an iced down cooler.

But....

One of my favorite "short time" methods is rolling the beer on a bed of ice. Takes a few minutes but boy does that do the trick.

The Dad Fisherman
07-01-2008, 11:12 PM
Nothing better than a frosty brew that has been sitting in a cooler full of ice for hours....You know when you take it out and the ice water just rolls down the side of the can. :drool: and you pop it and it makes that pssshhhh sound and you know its going to go down in 2 sips :gu:....but not to worry, because there is another one just like it in the cooler...MmMMMmmmmM

stiff tip
07-02-2008, 03:55 AM
toss ice on beer add salt water to chill dwn to app 30# ice cold:thanks:

Flaptail
07-02-2008, 05:44 AM
toss ice on beer add salt water to chill dwn to app 30# ice cold:thanks:

Stiffy, your confusing beer with bait again, thats the recipe for keeping fresh dead "gwas" and herrin.

Rick Ackley
07-02-2008, 06:23 AM
You guys are killin me here, drool all over the keyboard.

MrHunters
07-02-2008, 06:59 AM
if you are a beer enthusiast, to get the full flavor of a beer you need to drink it at "cellar temperature" in a glass to release the flavors and gas.

ice cold beer hides flavors.

do a test get the same beer 3 times at three different temps and have someone do a blind taste test. I bet they will think they are drinking three different kinds of beers :drool:

Raven
07-02-2008, 07:44 AM
that applies especially to ALES :btu:

fishbones
07-02-2008, 09:26 AM
toss ice on beer add salt water to chill dwn to app 30# ice cold:thanks:


They tested this on Mythbusters a few years ago and this method was what they determined to be the fastest way to get the beer coldest. I'm just not sure if they used salt or fresh water. They also used the fire extinguisher method and just putting the beer in a freezer, but they didn't work as well.

HighTide
07-02-2008, 09:31 AM
if you are a beer enthusiast, to get the full flavor of a beer you need to drink it at "cellar temperature" in a glass to release the flavors and gas.



I enjoy the flavor first , then release the gas later :hihi:

Rockport24
07-02-2008, 10:46 AM
Nothing better than a frosty brew that has been sitting in a cooler full of ice for hours....You know when you take it out and the ice water just rolls down the side of the can. :drool: and you pop it and it makes that pssshhhh sound and you know its going to go down in 2 sips :gu:....but not to worry, because there is another one just like it in the cooler...MmMMMmmmmM

so damn true, one of my favorite things about camping is that you have to keep beer in an iced down cooler! I mean.. you just don't have a choice

BillyBlanks
07-02-2008, 10:55 AM
I am at work and your making me thirsty.

Same here! Just got a keggerator at the house to remedy this issue......things havent been the same since!:cheers::buds:

MrHunters
07-02-2008, 06:50 PM
that applies especially to ALES :btu:

good to see you back :wave::wave:

Squid kids Dad
07-02-2008, 07:04 PM
toss ice on beer add salt water to chill dwn to app 30# ice cold:thanks:

Having one now...:gu:

spence
07-02-2008, 07:37 PM
The best beer I think I've ever had was a 125 degree Busch Light that had been sitting in a box in the sun for hours. We had just finished moving and that was the only beer we had.

Man, it was most excellent.

Temperature kills flavor, so an "ice cold beer" only serves to dumb down what should be a nice balance of malt and hops. For an American lager this might not be a bad thing, as the balance is iffy to begin with and the temp is refreshing.

For better beers a bit warmer (cool but not warm like high 50's) is best, and some I even favor in the low 60's.

A really nice option for light beers or even NA beer when refreshment is the motive, is to pour over ice with a few squeezes of fresh lime. Hell damn rath me but I'll even drink a can off Coors N/A this way!

-spence

FishermanTim
07-03-2008, 11:09 AM
They tested this on Mythbusters a few years ago and this method was what they determined to be the fastest way to get the beer coldest. I'm just not sure if they used salt or fresh water. They also used the fire extinguisher method and just putting the beer in a freezer, but they didn't work as well.

They did three tests side by side.
1.) cans of beer on just ice.
2.) cans of beer in ice and water (fresh)
3.) cans of beer in salted fresh water with ice.
The verdicty was the salt water with ice, because the salt lowers the waters freezing point to below 32 F. (somewhere around 26F.)

fishbones
07-03-2008, 01:17 PM
They did three tests side by side.
1.) cans of beer on just ice.
2.) cans of beer in ice and water (fresh)
3.) cans of beer in salted fresh water with ice.
The verdicty was the salt water with ice, because the salt lowers the waters freezing point to below 32 F. (somewhere around 26F.)

I remember them putting beer in a freezer and also using the fire extinguisher. Is it possible they did 2 different episodes on this?

chris L
07-03-2008, 01:33 PM
We put em in the lab across the street where they have coolers full of dry ice . Cold beer instantly .

Rockport24
07-03-2008, 02:15 PM
can I just say, Raven, that I never saw this thread orginally, but that is freakin hysterical man! not that you were in pain, but just the obsessive nature of your beer cooling

basswipe
07-03-2008, 02:22 PM
The best beer I think I've ever had was a 125 degree Busch Light that had been sitting in a box in the sun for hours. We had just finished moving and that was the only beer we had.

Man, it was most excellent.

-spence

I just threw up.Really.

chris L
07-03-2008, 02:34 PM
what was in it ? caused by beer ? did anyone see you ? floor or bus ?

after taste ? good or foul ? would you do it again ?

thortum
07-03-2008, 02:46 PM
Raven-You should have chased the ice cold one with a warm one to equalize the temperature. :cheers:

Raven
07-04-2008, 07:50 AM
good idea thortum but at the time
i was doubled over in agony...
and the bed buddy heating pad
was the closest and quickest remedy.

Slammer223
07-07-2008, 01:29 PM
What really sucks is putting bottles of beer in the freezer trying to get them really icy,and then falling asleep.It makes a real mess of the freezer.Don't ask me how I know.Just believe me.

thortum
07-09-2008, 04:23 PM
Been there - done that!!!! :doh:

Adam_777
07-09-2008, 06:32 PM
I drink mostly vodka.Beer tastes best after a long day of hard work for me.That first beer compares to the taste of fresh baked bread.

MikeTLive
07-26-2008, 06:03 PM
here is my frozen glass and my cold beer.

Rockport24
08-16-2013, 11:10 AM
Had to bump this thread, had a super cold beer the other day and was just laughing my ass off thinking about Raven's story from a lot longer ago than I thought it was, wow!

Enjoy a few frosty ones this weekend boys, but heed Raven's advice! :cheers:

Bronko
08-16-2013, 01:36 PM
This.... on my vacation after a round of golf and a few hours chasing the kids around the beach. It was a spiritual moment.

The Dad Fisherman
08-16-2013, 03:58 PM
I have 2 cans of Heady Topper and a bottle of Lunch from The Maine Brewery chilling in the fridge right now.....
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Raven
08-16-2013, 04:02 PM
will they turn BLUE when ready :)

flyvice11787
08-16-2013, 10:34 PM
I have 2 cans of Heady Topper and a bottle of Lunch from The Maine Brewery chilling in the fridge right now.....
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You, my friend, have great taste :cheers:.
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