If this thread is going to receive any recognition as a piece of history then I got to be on it.
So here is my .02 cents.
The largest fish in history?

Of course, the one that got away!

All fishermen are liars except you and me and sometimes I wonder about you!

well? what's the answer?

tinkie winkie is purple and the biggest Teletubby. His favorite thing is his special red
bag. Tinky Winky loves walking, marching, dancing and falling over. He has a special song which he loves to sing to himself, "Pinkle winkle, Tinky Winky, pinkle winkle, Tinky Winky." Tinky Winky loves big hugs best of all.

dipsy is green and the second biggest Teletubby. His favorite thing is his black and white hat. Dipsy loves to dance, make cool moves and fancy steps. He has a special song which he likes to sing to himself, "Bup-a-tum, bup-a-tum, bup-a-tum." Dipsy loves big hugs best of all.

laa laa is yellow and the second smallest Teletubby. He favorite thing is her orange ball. Laa-Laa loves to dance, skip and sing songs. She has a special song which she likes to sing to herself, "Laa-laa-li-laa-laa-li-laa-li-laa." Laa-Laa loves big hugs best of all.

po is red and the smallest Teletubby. Her favorite thing is her pink and blue scooter which she rides very fast. Po loves to dance and sing and do as she chooses. She has a special song which she likes to sing to herself, "Fi-dit, fi-dit, fi-dit, fi-dit." Po loves big hugs best of all.

these guys are singing and hugging kinda guys . But my youngest used to watch them everyday . Maybe thats why her favorite thing is too hug . Boy I love that every morning before the rat race begins .

These are the lyrics to napoleon the 14th's song there coming to take me away .


Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I'd go berserk?

WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind,

AND

[chorus 1]
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
And now you see I'm Utterly Mad

AND

[chorus 2]
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the Happy Home with Trees and Flowers
And Chirping Birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to Take me Away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

RIGHT?

Well, you just wait,
They'll get you yet,
And when they do, they'll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,

Oh thats easy Jenn a Peurtogeese!;)

Ive heard that answer to the joke .
"what kind of geese dont fly portugeese"

187 Bloo if you read this later I like the colored in one and I thank you very much for the doodle you are for sure a man of your word.

John glad to see you are still with us I figured you must have been off for sme R+R. 188 and counting!

Bloo I hope you don,t mind but I made a copy of your doodle so it does not get lost in the longest thread ever. I do think you nee to talk to John about a T shirt pic. 189 !!!

190 looks like page 35 is all mine thats ok I will carry ther ball for a while thuoght about uncovering the boat this weekend glad I didn,t as it is snowing here now!!!:smash:

191 only 9 to go hey John think I can make it as the fastest to get to 200???? ooooooooooh aaaaaaaaah Redcrbbr and Anthony both hit 200 yesterday but they both have been on for several months I must talk alot as I have just gone past one month:eek: :eek: :eek: :happy:

WOW we're over 500.............

Good afternoon Fishpart thanks the ball was getting heavy:err:

193 only 7 more O joy I can,t wait :happy:

194 I am only going to 200 then I have to do some more work. I wonder if Anthony got any fish yesterday he was going to the sewer to fish???

Ok I see that JHABS,iceman6,ANTHONYN, and Crafty Angler are all on line as I wright this you all need to add one post to this thread THANKS GB 195

Jhabs saw some of your plugs over at CMS the other day GREAT work but they did not have alot to 196 pick from is this because of the time of year? and do they carry more in season ????

one last time. We have 520 posts and ( 2324 ) views that would give us " 2844 " if all the watchers would post just once.

198 thats it have to go, guess I will have to wait till later to hit the BIG 200 :eek: :eek:

What the heck two more and then I am out of here for sure!! and by the way page 35 was all mine:claps:

200 I want to thank my wife my children and all my friends at s-b because with out their help I would not be where I am today 200 I really need to get some work done see ya:happy: :happy: :happy:

Hehehe... Good work GB :btu:

Hay John
Got the major shipment in today.:smash:
17 pallets of just fishing stuff. :p I will get those reels off to you in a few days. First I have to inventory all this stuff. :o
Then find a place to put it.
And then maybe just maybe get a chance to use some of it.:hppy: :happy:

geesh...i finally caught up! this thread is rolling right along:D
so anyways

knock knock

who's there?

.....WHO'S THERE?

LEMON

WHO'S THERE???

LEMON WHO?......

LEMON LEMON

KNOCK KNOCK

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.


......HEY, TEAMMATES.........HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MESSAGE?.......:D

WHO'S THERE??......:cool:

LEMON LEMON WHO?.......:)

DARN THING IS WICKED SLOW..
KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

JOHNR, you better give these pages a dose of ......"Pediculicide"



:D.....can anyone guess what that's for?.......:eek:

ORANGE

Orange who?......

Orange who?......



......Orange you glad you used "Pediculicide"....???......:D

ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY LEMON:smash:

Actual statements by commentators and personalities:

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, "Julian #^&#^&#^&#^&s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven #^&#^&#^&#^&s on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"

.....LMFAO!!!........:laughs:


http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/zmanlaughatyou.gif

Can you answer the following question?

WHAT WORD FITS THESE DESCRIPTIONS?....

1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die!

Did you figure it out?

"Pediculicide"


.....ANYONE LOOK IT UP YET?......:D

and .....NO!.....thats not the seven letter word....for the riddle....:rolleyes:

a hint on the "Pediculicide" ......it would drastically increase the amount of time your bait stays on your hook!!!.....
:happy:

SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF TOE NAIL DISEASE..oops sry bout the caps

the seven letter word...........IS.............

or a cure for it

The Answer is: NOTHING!

NOTHING has 7 letters

NOTHING preceded God

NOTHING is greater than God

NOTHING is more Evil than the devil

All poor people have NOTHING

Wealthy people need NOTHING

If you eat NOTHING, you will die

ok ya got me on that one bloo

WHATS THE ONE THING THAT ALL BAIT~FISHERS HATE???.....

i have to take care of some stuff, i'll be back on later... c ya

RED.....you bait fish, what are you afraid of the most...while baitfishing........say ummmm.......chunks?......:D

"Pediculicide"...would keep all those critters away...:D



....Just shampoo your bait in it:eek: :eek: :smash:

It's all about time..............

As a graduate of RWU I concur with the assessment: Ahhh, I went there to fish and play hockey anyway...


How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND: Two. One to screw it in, and another to admire
the handiwork while complimenting them on their new Abercrombie and Fitch pale blue tee
shirt...sound familliar? Oh yes, aided by the soothing sounds of Dave Matthews Band..**shudder**

VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY: Two--one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay the bill.

PRINCETON UNIVERSITY: Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

BROWN UNIVERSITY: Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.

CORNELL UNIVERSITY: Two--The first one will most likely crack under the pressure

THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

COLGATE UNIVERSITY: Three--One to screw in the bulb, and two to hook up while it's dark.

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: Seventy-six-- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.

UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: Five or more--One to change the bulb, one to talk about how Scooby
Doo is from UMass, one to protest the stereotype that it's a party school, and several more to uphold said stereotype.

HARVARD UNIVERSITY: One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing,one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that
controls the wall switch.

KINGSBOROUGH COLLEGE: At least 10 - One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to figure out where it goes.

VASSAR COLLEGE: Eleven--one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.

VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

UCLA: One, dude.

OBERLIN COLLEGE: Three--one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

STEVENS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY: All the guys--They've been looking to screw something decent ever since they've been here.

HOLY CROSS: Ten--one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works.

DUKE UNIVERSITY: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket.

WILLIAMS COLLEGE: The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.

TUFTS UNIVERSITY: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how they did it as well as an Ivy League student.

BOSTON UNIVERSITY: Four--one to change the bulb and two to check it's math homework.

CONNECTICUT COLLEGE: None--they are all too drunk to notice.

BOSTON COLLEGE: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

BENTLEY: Two--one to screw it in and the other one to stand there and make sure their laptops aren't being stolen while they do it.

SUNY-Geneseo: Two--one to unsrew the broken one, and the other one to run across 10 fields and through the valley to beg for a new one from Farmer Joe.

BATES COLLEGE: None...the maid does it for them.

PACE UNIVERSITY: One, but you will have to wait at least 3 months before maintence comes with the new light bulb.

UNIVERSITY OF SCRANTON: 10, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to lookout the window to make sure the cops aren't coming to break up the lightbulb screwing in party.

ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY: 6, 1 to hold the funnel, 1 to run the ice luge, 1 to pump the keg, 1 to mix drinks, 1 to screw in the bulb, and 1 administrator to ignore everything.

HUNTER COLLEGE: 3, one to scrape the asbestos off the ceiling, one resident to complain about the
dorms in general, and a nonresident to complain about their rent and wish they were in the dorms.
(Although it may be hard for them all to fit in the same room.)

FORDHAM UNIVERSITY- are you kidding me?? Riots knocked out our electricity...

MARIST COLLEGE.......it only takes one because the students at Marist are pros at SCREWING!!!!!

SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY ..........it takes NONE because the students at SU can justcall FIX-IT! (3-3948) on their cell phones and then call daddy to complain about it.

How about the time Curley says he is going fishing and Mo asks you got worms and curley says yea but I'm going anyway !!

;) :smash: :happy:

you guys are slackin off here:smash:

Anyone have any pics from our last cod trip ?
I think I seen some green faces on that trip lets see the pics

We have all had green trips right ?

One time I was on a boat when they took out the bait that was real bad 3 guys lost there lunch.


let's get the cod trip going !!

looks like I have the ball....

What came first the Herring or the Striper ?

Got Bait ?

http://striped-bass.com/images/got_bait.jpg

There are some baby blues in there with the herring
yes the baby blues will draw blood I know !!

I must be nuts I fished last sat at south cape beach.
I used a white poper for about 15 min then put on some macks for about 1/2 hour no fish.
It was good just to cast a rod !!!

2 or 3 months and we will be back on the water !!

Are we close to a new page ?

Giant Iceberg Breaks Free in Antarctica
An iceberg more than twice the size of Manhattan broke free from an Antarctic glacier this week, adding to the already high number of giant icebergs in southern waters. Details on CNN.com

the water temp at buzzards bay tower right now is 40.6 degrees. it has dropped .2 degrees since this time yesterday. burrrr

not sure if everyone here has seen this page yet.
http://www.fieler.com/terror

this is a good page for kids or even if you are a kid at heart.
http://www.permadi.com/java/spaint/spaint.html

i have eels in my hovercraft!!!!!!

now i'm beginning to understand. i don't even talk to myself this much when i'm fishing on the beach at 2am.

it is ok to talk to yourself right??? i mean i was always told it's ok as long as you don't talk back to yourself when your talking to yourself!!!!

Whats up red,long day?

no one here but us micro chips.

What do you think about the icon? Is it cold out there?

I hope that icebergs not on it's way here !!!

anyone know where this is ?


http://striped-bass.com/images/where_nut.jpg

Blo how am I doing ?

lemme guess...melville

Striper1 - sometimes you feel like a NUT, sometimes you don't.... Lessee here, I see Long Island and Rainsford but I can't make it that rip that develops between the two...

Betcha also seem some rocks at, err, Half-Tide?

Bloooo - Isn't that Lice Killer?

Red - one too many turns on the peace pipe ? ;)

ok here it comes... remember i used to work on a commercial fishing boat so i'd say this was one of the cleaner jokes i can remember from those days...

***** edited by JR *****

Aww Dang Red - sorry but I had to pull that one... My wife sees that, she'd smack me for it (it was sorta humorous in a sick & nasty sorta way)...

by the looks of that picture, you could fish right out of the passengers side window!!!.......



...thats troulbe.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

those seats recline!!.....:D

:( ......awwwwww John......I didn't get to read it...I was putting up the last post, before I read it......



......but I understand!!!......the LAW is the LAW.....:laughs:

.......John, you were real close...........REEL close.......;) ...lice?..




.......back to that picture with the rod tied to the railing.....


....any of you fisherpeople ;) ever try fishing out of your car?.....


......I've tried it......due to the cold, and it didn't work.......:mad:

.....the Rod bends, the Drag screams........




and then you curse:af: , after it takes too long to get out of the car and set your rod!!!....

I leave you guys alone for a few hours and you get the s-b police shutting down your jokes!!!:smash: :smash: :smash: Shame on you RED I missed it:laughs:

...Red, you mentioned Melville.......:happy: :happy:



.....boy!! the memories that brings back....:D


.....Drive out, drop off yer gear......or park out on the end....

drop a lantern, catch yer bait.......and SLAM!!!......



........How many species have you caught there?.......


.....Here's my list:

.....Striped~Bass
.....Bluefish
.....Mackerel (Various Species)
.....Tautog
.....Scup
.....Flounder
.....Fluke
.....Squeteague (the only species on my list that I hadn't caught:()
.....Skipjacks (some people don't believe its a Bluefish :rolleyes: )
.....Squid
.....Some sort of Needlefish ( 12" snake~like body with a beak )
.....Various baitfish, which at the time I could not identify...:(

....Sorry, I forgot one.....


a species I'm sure we've all hooked at one time or another......


.....the infamous SEAGULL!!......:D

.......Seeing as how I didn't get to read Red's joke....

I'm not sure about this one......but here goes, even if its edited :rolleyes: it still counts toward the list....:p

Two bored casino dealers were
waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived
and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her
neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and clothes
and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each
other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

ok...ok....anyway the only bird to fly upside down???? all jokes aside...hummingbird...

and for the iceberg...I am not positive but I think the question asked what island and it was greenland.....isnt antacrtica a continent??? hmmm......;)

John what island what rock what rip I don't know what your talking about.
yes thats nut island pier I have fished there 3 times this winter with no luck. that is a fishey spot in the spring/summer/fall

Bloo You have to love that winter car fishing :rolleyes:

...Jenn, since I know you'll be honest.....


was the last joke in poor taste?.....


....I need a guideline to go by.....:(

one wotd on portugeese"temper!!!!"

woo hoo!cratt you dont have a temper do you???!!?? I know a couple people who are port. and man oh man! NICE people......until they get P.O.!!!!!!

Please dont anyone take raciqal offense to this...its all in fun......and if you do I am polish and french canadian......have fun!!!:p

sorry to all.. i'll try to use better judgement in the future

...Jenn, since I know you'll be honest.....


gee thanks! you think I am honest??? HA!HA!

nah....I think it was ok. I actually have laughed at some of the raunchiest jokes out there......its PLACE and TIME that sometimes offends me.......and it may not directly offend me for instance.....but I may be offended by the fact that OTHERS may be offended......I dunno...must be a woman thing!! LOL

I wont mention any names but I think most of you will catch my drift!

and yes bloo, melville was one heck of a spot. never knew what you might catch. how about the gulf docks...i used to work there long time ago. serious fishing there too.

This has probably been around a couple of times already, but makes for a good story. I hope that mean administrator doesn't pull it.......HAHAHAHAHA


A New Englander dies and is sent to hell. He had been a horrible man throughout life and even the devil wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. "Love my kingdom!" laughs the devil.

After a couple of days the devil checks in on his victim to see if he
is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as he looks at the New Englander happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's
humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?" The New
Englander, smiling big, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in New England. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the New
Englander's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the New Englander is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again,
the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The New Englander replies, "This is great! Just like April in
New England. It reminds me of working out in the fields with spring planting!" The devil is now completely baffled.

Angry, and desperate to make hell really hell, he tries one last ditch effort. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the New Englander unhappy.

The devil checks in on the New Englander. He is aghast at what he sees. The New Englander is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.

Jumping up and down the New Englander throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Patriots won the SUPERBOWL!!!

RED....you do know......people still fish the Melville pier don't you?..


:af: :af: ITS WHO YOU KNOW!!!.....:af:


...I got my eye on a 14' aluminum, whats the chances I can sneak out there......and maybe ....wet a line?.....


....anyone know the regs. on something like that?.....

Melville where is that ?

HA! that was cute Better Half! Is that mean Administrator treatin you ok??

probably arrest or shoot anyone out there now. wow that was one awesome place.
bloo check your pm's

hello.....where did everyone go????

OUCH !

oh....ok....just checking....thought I lost you guys!!

:jump: :bl2: :bl: :btu:

.....thanks Red....

why the ouch striper1?

Melville pier must be at a power plant ?

anyone guess what this is?......

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/guess_eyes.gif

either stubbed his pinkie toe or it had something to do with the Patriots comment.....thats my guess!

oohoohooh!!!! I know! Its two squid sharing a quiet momnet together when a huge stripah is just about ready to attack! YEEHAW!

oh...I should specify "in the dark"......:rolleyes:

well............am I right ??? HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH??????????:smash:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by redcrbbr
[B]probably arrest or shoot anyone out there now. wow that was one awesome place.


Where is Melville ?:confused:

......ummmmmm.......you were close Jenn.....:D

......but good guess.......;)




......Melville is a state owned pier, that has banned fishing to NON-Government Related Personnel......in Rhody.

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/guess_eyes_fman.jpg

that was my second guess!:rolleyes:

Thanks Bloo.

I was about to say one guy looking over a fence and one guy looking out a hole in the fence (at night)

aww...see what a nice person I can be!! HA!HA!

the weight of the world on my hips....I mean shoulders! LOL

Pisces is willing to take the weight of the whole world upon their shoulders, but that doesn't mean that it's a good idea. Mentors and therapists successfully establish worldviews, while others think about things that are closer to home. Some people are just begging to be led along or have their personal truths reinforced. With this much power over others, how can you sleep at night? Read a good book to take your mind off your troubles before attempting to enter dreamland.

JENN.......is this what you were thinking?......


:D:D

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/guess_eyes_squid.jpg

Jenn what about Leo ?

too funny! OMG!!! that IS what I had in mind! thanks for the good laugh!


leo....hang on a sec OK??

Leo is out of his or her element, but that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing. Sometimes radical change has a tendency to lead to massive opportunity. Instead of being disappointed that your current project isn't working out, make a better set of appointments. After the chaos is over, don't hesitate to reapply your existing plans, or scrap them in favor of something completely new. There's something wonderful lying under the rubble, and if you're willing to stretch, it's within your reach.



any one else?????

Bloo.....I am STILL laughing about that!!!

Now Jenn......I'm glad to see that you were at least thinking about a fishing related subject.......

.....but Striper1........what was on your mind???.....:D :D

.....you a peeping Tom??....:eek: :D


http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/guess_eyes_fence.jpg

Thanks Jenn.
you got me thinking with that one.

......Allright.......I'll byte.......what does Gemini have to offer?.....;)

No Bloo
I was thinking Our gang little rascals whats his name the black kid ?

oops sorry.....I was taking one of those online I.Q. tests!!!!


OOOHHH! a gemini huh??????

hang on.....

Gemini
Everyone else is still in the dark about what's going on, but you have the advance knowledge to move strategically. Even as your cup begins to run over, don't be too quick to spill the beans. Your smile is an invitation to mystery instead of a guidebook to your would-be imitators. If you absolutely have to let the cat out of the bag, make sure you reveal the secret to someone you trust implicitly. This is not a good time to call a lot of attention to yourself, Gemini.

HA! too funny...the opening line....everyone is in the dark about whats going on!!!!!! HA!HA!

" This is not a good time to call a lot of attention to yourself, Gemini.".......uh oh, maybe I should stop posting tonight!!!...:eek: :(


...and Striper1.......you were thinking.......Alfalfa....and Buckwheat!:D....

....the "views" keep adding up.....but were the only ones posting, why do you think?.....

Buckwheat! yeah!!!

no we'll just draw attention to something else right????:rolleyes:

....I mean we all know this is silly........but I thought it was supposed to be "just" that.......???:confused:


.....some clean fun, while trying to put up some high posting digits!!.....

I will give you a hint....two eyes, two legs to wings a beak and tastes good with buffalo sauce!!!



they are just chicken scared!

Jenn.......do you trust me???.....:cool:


send me a picture......and I'll .......ummm....modify it a bit....(so you wanna pick on Portuguese crabs.....do ya)....:eek: :D

I have a bad feeling all of a sudden....last night it was Red...tonite its Bloo.........I must have a thing for crabs!!;) :D :D :laughs:

Jenn.......do you trust me???.....

:eek: :eek: :eek: mmmm......trust a crustacean??? heehee......are you going to turn me into a 5'8" 112 pound super model??????!!!!!

.....they say a few bad apples can ruin a tree.....


.....but it seems theres only a few Good Apples on this one here tree.....:rolleyes:

oh all right...lemme see what I got in the puter.....

.......speakin of Buffalo sauce....:D


....have you ever tried Buffalo'd Calamari?......


.....DDDDDDDDDelicious!!!!!.....:p

...but ya have to ask em' to make it in the sauce, or they'll bring the sauce on the side...:rolleyes:

they'res a local joint....that has Great Boneless Buffalo wings...and I usually ask em' to split it up....


....half Chicken.....half Calamari....


....oooooooh man!!....I'm gettin hungry!!!....:p

.....Jenn, my "landlocked" half.....LOVED, East Side Mario's......do you know of any up in your area?.....


...she's got a thing for their Caesar Salads.....and Sun Dried tomato Pizzas....:rolleyes:

, East Side Mario's?????????? never heard of it!!


mmmm...calamari in buffalo sauce???????? never thought of it but it sounds darned good!

still looking!:rolleyes:

What does a guy gotta do to get in the click ? I'm portugues to . does that help?

goose or geese???? I am not either so there! HA! I am pisces...beat that!;)

......ssssssssure does....


....but all ya gotta do is .....POST ...and post some more....and more and more.....


....and ummm......POST!!!.....:D:D......


...just be careful though......;)....you may turn into a crab....like that moose!!.....:D

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/bwinklcrab.jpg

....hey Goose, what neck of the woods you from?....

..a relative of mine just started as the Head Chef.....at this new place on Darthmouth Street.....;)


....GGGGreat Food!!!!......Portuguese cuisine too!!.....


:rolleyes: ....oh, they don't serve Moose though.....sorry Jenn. :D

you BETTER not serve moose!;)

....what happened to the Goose?......



....:happy: :happy: .....Duck, Duck.........HEY GOOSE!!....WHERE ARE YA?.....:D

......sheeeeeeesh!!!......I didn't even START on him yet!!.....:D



.....I'm gonna turn ya all...into CRABS!!!......;)....

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/goosecrab.jpg

ok here goes!!!!!! check mail...

I was postin a thread in the classified i got to turn up the heat

....GOOD LUCK sellin your boat.....I think there were a few fishers on here.....lookin for somethin'......


....I've been working on mine all summer........Overheating problem!!.....:af:


...replaced Thermostat area, replaced all hoses, replaced Risors and cleaned Engine while the Risors were off....


..the only thing I can think of last is the water pump in the leg, the one on the Engine seems new.....and it feels like theres water flowing thru it......:confused: :smash:

....I'll get her goin one of these days...:rolleyes:

I'm from NB where on dartmouth st? ever eat at Captains place in Fairhaven? Awsome portuguese food almost better then my mom's,,lmost

uhh...cant figure out how to attach it to an email this way!!!!!!

here ya go...try not to scream too loud!!:rolleyes:

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/jen.jpg

Maybe if we put our lemons together we'll get grapefruits .lol . The next freakin boat i get is gonna be new dammit

ooohhhhhh....somebody is seriously pale in that pic......:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

.....I play fair Jenn.....no need to worry!.....:cool: ;)

....if ya got any ideas you'll like me to ummmmm.....


......NEVERMIND!!!....:eek5: :blush: :hee: .....YOUR IN MY HANDS NOW!...:D

HOLY COW she looks like my wife and i got good taste let me tell you.

somebody NEEDS a boat...:( :confused:

I have caviar hobbies on a sardine budget.......I cant have ALL the toys I want!

you mean claws

;)......Ya look a lot different when your not all bundled up, like ya was on that Cod trip....



....brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....it sure was chilly that day!!!.....

You fish this way much bloo? theres some good fishin just a little east from me

east and south of ya.....;)


.....are you the same Goose from the other site?.....as in Berry?...:D

:eek: :eek:

.....hmmmmmmmm.......what to do......what to do?......



....can ya smell the wood burnin'?......:)


it is kinda pale though..... :( ....but it'll do!....:)

hoo boy...yousa scaring me now!!!

When do you think i should sink the boat?

it is kinda pale though


:( :( :( :crying:

Yup thats me Gooseberry is that ok. lol

OKAY?.......of course it is.....Goose....are you planning on attending the Plymouth show?.....at Cordiage Park...




....Jenn, I know its not you......those dang flashes don't do us any Mercy!.....:)

....any ideas Jenn?......I'm afraid to ummmm....mess up that pretty picture.......ya shoulda sent something more rugged!....;)

yeah I'll be there.I'll probably help out with the show this year. With out help theres no show.I've been a member for about a year,, if your intrested on attending a msba meeting let me know, it's the third wenday of the month. you goin?

umm...rugged?????? flannel isnt rugged enough for you???? LOL

...am I goin to the show?......YEP, I'll be there.....not sure which day......if not both....


.....I'm workin on it Jenn.....:smash:

Alrighty then, i'm out here

ok...you asked for it....this is called coming back to the campsite after umpteen hopurs of fishing with-the-wind-salt-and-sand in my face.....and no sleep!!!!!! ughh!

pretty scary eh????:eek:


man I have to be to work early tommorrow...er...today.....but I am so wound up because they have my schedule all screwed up!!!!!!! whats a girl to do????? (stay up half the nite fartin around on the puter,,,,thats what!)

holy crap I have over 600 posts!!!!


about how many posts do we need to be competive in this "longest thread" competition anyway????

oof! coffes done!:err:

Just what I need more of!!

huurrrrrrrrrryyyyy......I am gettin bored!!!!!!!!:smash:

when I get bored I get whiny and obnoxious!!!!!!!!!


can you tell??? HUH HUH??? HUH>???? can ya HUH?:laughs:

If you thought my posting was stupid and crazy before....just wait!!! I feel the crazies coming on!!!!!!!!



ooh and I forgot my happy pills this....well yesterday morning too:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :af:

Jenn......I'm gonna Email it to ya.....you can do what you want with it.......I'm not happy with it.....:(

how do you attach it??? I feel stupid but...

I caN ATTACH A PICK IN REG EMAIL BUT COULDNT DO IT THROUGH THE SITE THING....

oops sorry...caps lock:rolleyes:

.....oh shoot...... I can't Email it to ya.......


.....I can't add pictures to the Email allowed by this site......:(



.....do you want me to put it up?.....or do you want to Pm me your E~address?......

so its not just me???? cool.... I know that I am computer illiterate but I wanted to make sure!!!!

check your P/M/

too bad we couldnt play poker or tic tac toe or something to make up all kinds of posts!!!!:o

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:D

cool 692...we have to hit 700 at least!

really its OK though I dont mind sittin here talking to myself!!!!;)

694......are you still with me here???

I thimkl the crab got washed away in the current somewhere!!!:p

oh yes my friends...page 47 looks like its all mine!!!

c'mon! I think I hear your mommy calling you!!!!!

gee still no mail from bloo....he musta had a glass of warm milk and fell asleep! LOL

ok 699 and counting....yep looks like I am the last one standing...

well looks like I will have to go to bed now..........good nite (err morning) all!


700!!!!!!

you mean the stork hasn't arrived yet?.......:D


...it's on its waaaaaaaaay..........

ok....just got it...I will stop bustin stones now....


that is pretty good...but it aint DRAGGIN!!!!!!

yep...the stork came and left a present!!!

hey it was fun but I suppose I really should hit the sack seein how I have to function shortly!!

thanks Bloo!;)

NO......2......on the way.........:D

.....Sorry.....:( :( .....they're terrible!!.....see how I can mess up a nice pic........



.....I'll stick to my stick~figures:smash:

......you can give me a nice hard punch on the arm, next time ya see me....:smash:

.....I'll blame it on.....uhhhh.......my tired brain, my ummm....lack of ability.....my ummm......"don't know what the heck I'm doin on here"...:rolleyes: .....my ummmm.....MOUSE!!!....my ummm.....droopy eyes.....my ummmm.....Calamari Craving stomach!!:D......



......I just plain ol' stink!!.....:mad:

so which one was worse?

My day starts at 10, shouldn't you be sleeping???....:eek: :happy: :eek:

one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep.......etc ....etc....

I got a new story........


A man and his mouse........:rolleyes:

and his keyboard......:D

......Oh look, JohnR is still here.......:D


he keeps sending me this message!!......;)

"Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds."

JENN!!!!!!!! YOU STILL OUT THERE?.....


Oh I get it, your really mad at me huh?.....:(


.....I shoulda kept your clothes on ya, for that second one eh?...;)

EXPLAIN THAT ONE TO MR. MOOSE!!!......:happy: :happy: :laughs: :D

John.....is there any EXTRA credit for RULING page 48???.......:p

I think we do this in shifts.......I'll take the night watch!

I was thinking, If we had like......say......3 redcrabs, 3 GB's, 3 Jenns, 3 Chris's, 3 AnthonyNs'....and 2 more Bloooos.....





...........WE'D BE KICKIN' SOME SERIOUS BUTTKUSS!!!......:p

How

come we have been viewed

3099 times but

have less than

1000 posts????

Good morning Fishpart it is always left up to the few, the brave ,the insane?

Wish I had been around last night looks like RED,JENN,and BLOO had some fun like I said the few the brave and the insane you guess who is what!!!:laughs:

Ok try this one!

Sorry don,t know what I did wrong but it did not post the way it should and I can,t fix it so it does not work !:smash:

How come yesterday we had 4 yellow stars on the rating and now it is down to 3 yellow and to blue? Am I that boring this morning? Or is it that the more blue you have the better the rating? That must be it :happy:

Can,t seem to get this thing to go to page 50 thats my goal for this morn. then its off to work!

Ok this one should put us to the 50 mark!

I always wanted to have my pic. on the cover of Saltwatersportsman but I guess this will have to do for now!

Having a bad day today don't know what I did to the pic. this time but it came up wrong again sorry I will try it later got to go see ya.

Look what I got in the mail this morning........!!!!.........



Geeeeeee he looks familiar!! ;)

and HE, started off page 50.....like he wanted to!!.....:D

WAIT A MINUTE!!!.....THE DEM JUST SENT ME THE REAL STORY!!!


.....GB, SHAME ON YOU!!....:af:



.....Giving me access to a picture!!.....:D

That fish had potential too........just look at the head on em'...:D

Hey Red - I actually thought it was funny but it was straddling the border on what can and what might not be appropriate on the main page... If we get a new, more private forum for stuff like that, it would be a go...

So don't be upset, I still respect ya this morning but I figured I'd just take that offline for now...

Thanks - John

SEVEN HUNDRED POSTS!!! - WOWWWW! You were all busy last night. I was going to join in but my machine blew up twice last night trying to show Red's joke to the wife
http://striped-bass.com/images/new/sod.gif

....the "views" keep adding up.....but were the only ones posting, why do you think?.....

Because we were, uhh, Sleepin' ;)

=-)(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*()_-+=}]{["'::??>><<,.~`|\

and that is all I have to say today as my 2nd digit has a boo boo .

hey boo boo lets get a pickinick basket
but yogi the ranger is going to get us
%$#& the ranger boo boo .

no problem john.. was a little bit surprised that in 40 pages i was the first one to get spanked. just had to find out where the thresh hold was.


An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up
to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different
colors--green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just
stared.

The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you were my son."

Was that the first one? I thought there was one more from someone else ;) .. When you & Bloo were mentioning Melville - what's the deal with that and where is/was it?

navy base in newport, pier sticks out about a 1/4 mile into the bay. this was just another place closed off due to slobs.

Saltheart and Krispy - I bet we can get to 750? Good job to the night crew....

Ice
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Anyone, Bueller Bueller Bueller? Where's Ferris?

Name the movie quotes:

"Ya all know me, alll know how I earn my living"

"I think a screw fell out of it sir, screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place"

"You boys want reality - I am reality"

"Look at the pelican fly, look at the pelican fly - fly pelican fly"

"They brought their F'n toys" "Scouts"

I'll get to 750 myself, don't need no stinkin' badges" Yes, I am stuck in movie quote land right now - must get to 750 and do my small part....

Ice
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

YEAH YEAH, Ice, how you doing? Great, wanna go fishing this weekend? Gee Dad I have homework to do, that's OK son you can bring it on the boat....

:smash:

Two more to go