The Longest Thread in History - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

Got Stripers · 02-13-2002, 09:06 AM

I've been too busy to do much, plus I'm trying to get the new company page designed and up, but I thought I better put my 2 cents in.

Canalratt1 · 02-11-2002, 01:54 PM

Oh thats easy Jenn a Peurtogeese!

chris L · 02-06-2002, 03:45 PM

this is the cleanest I could find
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and farts, then bellows,
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:27 AM

well that leaves me out of the joke frackas !

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:28 AM

but I have these really strange thoughts running thru

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:29 AM

my mind that I dont mind sharing !

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:34 AM

1000 posts !!! Bruce we need to talk , You spend way to much time on the net punching keys . Like I should talk !

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:36 AM

my first randoom thought is :

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:36 AM

and my second random thought is :

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:37 AM

my third random thought is : are you my mommy ?

chris L · 02-07-2002, 08:38 AM

No , are you my mommy ?

chris L · 02-07-2002, 10:34 AM

run away from it John ! RUN NOW !!!!

chris L · 02-08-2002, 10:01 AM

DANG I thought we were doing this caause there was a therapist monitoring us .

Is it FRIDAY or am I a knucklehead ?
where is BM ? this is his kind of thread !

chris L · 02-08-2002, 01:51 PM

All I know is : Im going to a party , im going to a party at slips house next Saturday .

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
talk very well but she could write notes fairly good when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the
right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi
Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?" Grandma
motioned for her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,

"They won't let me fart".

chris L · 02-08-2002, 01:54 PM

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from
the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars

chris L · 02-08-2002, 03:44 PM

who am I ? where am I ? what am I ? why am I ?
If I was someone else would I still be me ?

bloo keep it up your already silly gilly , so !

Join the club , as soon as BM gets out of retirement we will be a force to deal out some insanity !

chris L · 02-10-2002, 10:08 AM

what the heck are you smoking ? I want some !

Milo what sauce ? meat , or is CRAB sauced !

There once was a man from Nantucket ............................. oops ! never mind ! I knew Id end up off the deep end !

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:08 AM

This is a good way to bump up posts .

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:08 AM

I wonder where I am in cyberspace ?

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:09 AM

Im here physically but metamorphically (sp) where am I .

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:10 AM

cyber cops are out there looking for screwballs !

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:10 AM

I know Im keeping out of their sites .

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:11 AM

run away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chris L · 02-11-2002, 09:21 AM

they are coming to take me away ha ha ho ho hee hee ! to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time .
The men in the funny white coats are here to take me away .

goodbye !

chris L · 02-11-2002, 01:37 PM

tinkie winkie is purple and the biggest Teletubby. His favorite thing is his special red
bag. Tinky Winky loves walking, marching, dancing and falling over. He has a special song which he loves to sing to himself, "Pinkle winkle, Tinky Winky, pinkle winkle, Tinky Winky." Tinky Winky loves big hugs best of all.

chris L · 02-11-2002, 01:38 PM

dipsy is green and the second biggest Teletubby. His favorite thing is his black and white hat. Dipsy loves to dance, make cool moves and fancy steps. He has a special song which he likes to sing to himself, "Bup-a-tum, bup-a-tum, bup-a-tum." Dipsy loves big hugs best of all.

chris L · 02-11-2002, 01:39 PM

laa laa is yellow and the second smallest Teletubby. He favorite thing is her orange ball. Laa-Laa loves to dance, skip and sing songs. She has a special song which she likes to sing to herself, "Laa-laa-li-laa-laa-li-laa-li-laa." Laa-Laa loves big hugs best of all.

chris L · 02-11-2002, 01:40 PM

po is red and the smallest Teletubby. Her favorite thing is her pink and blue scooter which she rides very fast. Po loves to dance and sing and do as she chooses. She has a special song which she likes to sing to herself, "Fi-dit, fi-dit, fi-dit, fi-dit." Po loves big hugs best of all.