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Raven 04-28-2007, 11:35 AM ahhhhhHHHH.. 
 
youch  ! 
 
sittin here celebratin the wife's birthday weekend.... 
Already went gambling ...and eating seafood yesterday 
chillin out and she says bring down the parrot... 
everything was fine until i reached out for him 
just as he spied the plastic .... "hunters"  Raven behind me 
then he BIT me   Baddd!  the ...beak went clean thru the side of my 
flippin the bird finger like nuthin....like it was a grape... 
 
almost requiring stitches.... :crying: 
 i instantly got first aide and it's 
congealing well....    throbbin like a bastid  tho  :hs: 
the wifes out buying more finger tip and butterfly 
band aids for the week.......   lotsa   blood....everywhere. 
 
i was all set to plant.....to....playing in the dirt... i love 
luckilly i just did this thursday....  just have to sprinkle seeds now 
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/Garden.jpg 
 
needless to say...i have started to drink beer a bit early this Saturday! 
 
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/plowblade.jpg 
 
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/flippinfinger.jpg 
 
http://http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/Garden.jpg  
Rick Ackley 04-28-2007, 12:00 PM Nice finger to have a boo-boo. Hope it won't affect fishing. I broke my rod hand baby finger knuckle, about 8 weeks, still hurts to work it alot. Good luck with recovery.  
fishaholic18 04-28-2007, 12:45 PM Ouch!! 
Hope it heals up quick Raven. 
Now you got an excuse to FLIP OFF the world.:kewl:  
What did you do to the bird???http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/dimebar_probably/Smileys/th_chainsaw.gif  
UserRemoved1 04-28-2007, 01:28 PM bite em back Craig :eek: 
 
make sure you put some minced black eyed susan petals on there and if that don't work try some oil of echinacea 
 
:hee:  
Raven 04-28-2007, 01:37 PM well....  he's lucky to be alive  :splat: 
(ain't the first time) 
i already flew the prick a few weeks 
early...and he came back ok... 
he  just ...mistook me for a crow  was all... 
 
just think of heavy duty wire cutters razor sharp 
snippin  ya.... 
 
really bad timing for a farmer... 
 
rakin spring stones...wasn't very fun ! :musc:  
InTheHole 04-28-2007, 03:11 PM I would have just 1 word for that bird...PULL!!... ( insert sound of shotgun here ) :)  
Slingah 04-28-2007, 03:43 PM looks like Polly wanna a finger....:bl2:  
Backbeach Jake 04-28-2007, 05:25 PM Take the cage over to the grille. "Bird, you ain't nothing but an undersized chicken" Turn it on. Bring the cage closer. He'll get the message....  
eastendlu 04-28-2007, 06:37 PM Take the cage over to the grille. "Bird, you ain't nothing but an undersized chicken" Turn it on. Bring the cage closer. He'll get the message.... 
 
I hear they taste like chicken.:poke: :hihi:  
redcrbbr 04-28-2007, 07:26 PM Raven, we have a severa macaw (not a hand fed)that has gotten everyone in the family. It is still alive only because if I was kept in a cage I'd be dangerous too. It is the wifes bird, she has had it about 25 years, but I am the only one that can handle it now. so believe me when I say I FEEL YOUR PAIN or have felt it anyways.  
justplugit 04-28-2007, 07:39 PM Rav, ya sure you weren't flippin the byrd to that bird. :huh: 
 
Sorry couldn't resist Craig. :D 
 
Man that's gotta hurt, they can take you down to the bone, 
and nothing throbs more than an injury to the top of a finger. :(  
Swimmer 04-28-2007, 10:27 PM Parrot under glass sounds about right Craig.  
Swimmer 04-28-2007, 10:28 PM Wish my Troybuilt still worked.  Need to do the top half over.  
Raven 04-29-2007, 05:01 AM for the friggan tree's to leaf  out.... 
 
because this dammed parrot has been trained to live outside 
during the day....   all  day...    returning at dusk.... 
 
he'll do some  screamin jet fly bys when he's ready to come in... 
 
then  he'll  fly to ya in the opened upstairs window  
and his disposition improves greatly....i can assure you. 
 
funny you mention it....   cuz one of his non expletive names is 
 
chicken...    lol    
 
one forth of july he was just outside the back door  
screaming his lungs inside- out for no 
apparent reason just to be a total   JERK!   i  thought... 
as there were no crows flying over head ,or turkey vultures 
or red tail hawks...    nothin...    so  i jumped out the back door 
and blasted the 20 guage    not quite in his direction.... 
just to let him know....     
don't push it  buddy....   or i'll shoot ya.  :devil: 
 
sorta freaked out my one neighbor   ....but  thats ok..   
 
he  got the message  .....  and shut the hell up...  :jump:  
justplugit 04-29-2007, 02:58 PM Next time, bring out the 10 gauge, he'll get more than the message. :hihi:  
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