Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Golfer hits fire hydrant, then tree outside his house, highway patrol says

The Florida Highway Patrol says Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle.

Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious.

The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

That sux. Must have been really tired. Man needs to hire a driver.

Charges pending says the news?? Was the friggin' pinhead texting???? I am gonna bet the farm that he was.......idiot!!!:smash:

coulda been on the phone arguing with the wife too :fury:

that always helps your driving skills

Happened at 2:30AM. His wife rescued him from the vehicle with what else: a golf club breaking the rear window of the Caddy SUV.

that he was bolting away with the SUV........ (escape)

just after the domestic dispute .... she threatoned him
with the golf club to wrap it around his friggan neck :smash:

then she smashed the back window as he tried to speed off

he tried to avoid the rear window getting smashed
(turning the wheel)
and sped off while looking backwards screaming at her

"Don't you do it" and smashed into the tree and hydrant instead
because he wasn't looking where he was going.... :uhuh:

From ESPN:

Tiger Woods injured in early-morning car crash, but released from hospital - ESPN (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657)

ME thinks TIGER got caught with his peepee in the pickle jar...




Hate to say, I thought the same when I first heard it..... Strange @#$%^ is expensive @#$%^......That itch is the curse of men.....:wall:

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!! I CALLED THIS ONE!!!

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV | TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/)

and the BS about sleeping....JACKASS was on DRUGS....course he was told by his lawyer to not see the cops....incriminating circumstances. IT'S CALLED DUI JACKASS :smash:

Multi-Million Dollar Divorce Settlement

Woods dropped by key sponsors

Woods falls out of Top Ten in PGA, 'Putter Issues'

putter issues :rotf2:

How ya feelin william

Walkin without crutches today. Knee flexion is 115. Extension is still -10.

But I'm gonna be drivin by Wednesday.

Walkin without crutches today. Knee flexion is 115. Extension is still -10.

But I'm gonna be drivin by Wednesday.

quick! :point: notify the police :uhuh:

:grins:

No No, I'd have to use the brake pedal then!!

Given that he lives in an expensive, gated community, there has to be cameras all over that property.... Just when will those still frames come out?

She read something from the "party girl" on his Blackberry while he was in the shower... Think she picked up a club to swing after he mentioned the pre-nup? Did his Onstar kick in? Wonder if they could hear anything.....

Given that he lives in an expensive, gated community, there has to be cameras all over that property.... Just when will those still frames come out?

She read something from the "party girl" on his Blackberry while he was in the shower... Think she picked up a club to swing after he mentioned the pre-nup? Did his Onstar kick in? Wonder if they could hear anything.....

Interesting facts, all to come out shortly....

Interesting facts, all to come out shortly....

No facts on my part.... strictly passing on speculation that came up during a conversation we were having......

She has him chained to the basement wall.

what a friggin fool. His wife is beautiful too. thinking with the wrong head, stupid )^(*^&*(^(

see she is gorgeous and has given him 2 beautiful kids . Friggin stupid in my book. I mean if you aren't satisfied with that than you need to see an eye doctor. He needs a good Calaway big bertha across the noggin. FORE

see she is gorgeous and has given him 2 beautiful kids . Friggin stupid in my book. I mean if you aren't satisfied with that than you need to see an eye doctor. He needs a good Calaway big bertha across the noggin. FORE

How's the ol' saying go?

"Show me a sexy model, and I'll show you a guy that's bored of having sex with her."

this thread is worthless without pictures :devil2:

Man I'd hit that so hard she'd look like one of Tiger's golfballs on the 4th fairway :hee:
I don't think that's her...

-spence

thats her. She was the nanny for his neighbor and pro golfer, Mark O'Meara. That is how they met.

on the other hand

if she was pushing him to the point of violence :huh:
the best thing he could have done was to just leave
before she badgered him into smacking her....:fury:

then he really would of been up the creek without a paddle
too bad his escape attempt failed...

hitting a tree is one thing....
hitting a hydrant makes an investigation necessary

I don't think that's her...

-spence

Definitely her. Here's another. Not sure who's rock she is sitting on, not trying to spot burn. Any of you guys care to claim?

Definitely her. Here's another. Not sure who's rock she is sitting on, not trying to spot burn. Any of you guys care to claim?

*sigh* I'll be the immature one...

I've got a rock (or two) for her to sit on.

that he was bolting away with the SUV........ (escape)

just after the domestic dispute .... she threatoned him
with the golf club to wrap it around his friggan neck :smash:

then she smashed the back window as he tried to speed off

he tried to avoid the rear window getting smashed
(turning the wheel)
and sped off while looking backwards screaming at her

"Don't you do it" and smashed into the tree and hydrant instead
because he wasn't looking where he was going.... :uhuh:

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i friggan Nailed it :uhuh:

i think :think: Tiger should go to the white house
and have a beer with the President and make it all Better :btu:

thats her. She was the nanny for his neighbor and pro golfer, Mark O'Meara. That is how they met.

Jasper Parnevick's also.
The only woman his mother would approve. If you remember there was a line out the door, of course, of willing sheet music players

Words from Tiger:

“The only person responsible for the accident is me,” Woods said. “My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”

This is Tiger trying to get the press off his back.

He is notorious for keeping a strict lock and key on his personal life. Hell, I read in one of the articles that he named his yacht "Privacy".

Hey John, can we get a Forum called "Lifetime"...Striper gossip for the Ladies....for all the chatty little biatches we got here. :hihi:

Their yapping on about Husbands Cheating and Diamond Rings...WTF is happening here

How fast to you have to be going to take that SUV and stick a fire hydrant and a tree in it like that. That thing looks trashed.

No wonder she used the rear entry to get in, haha.

I"M telling you...

where are the Cassadines? lol

calling LUKE and Laura :grins:

Nothing like trying to hide! This will not make the story disappear but likely allows time for bruises/cuts to heal.

Tiger Woods has canceled plans to attend his own golf tournament in California because of injuries he suffered near his Florida home early Friday, the pro golfer said in a statement Monday.

Helluva way to get busted

It would appear that:

YouTube - #^&#^&#^&#^& hitting fan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYxvVe9y5NQ)

This is great (turn sound off, it is in Chinese anyway), China news report and animation of Tiger-gate. Too bad they don't know the difference between a Ford Windstar and a Cadillac SUV.

YouTube - ????????????? ?????? ???? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE)

there was a pre-nup signed by the wifey

or will she get a half billion?

HE is Soooooo Busted....... :smash:

i can't wait til he's back to dating every girl in the world :uhuh:

He's gonna need a really good lawyer

Gal claims Tiger Woods tryst - BostonHerald.com (http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/general/view/20091202gal_claims_tiger_woods_romps_magazine_rele asing_bombshell_voicemail/srvc=home&position=0)

the apology:

Tiger Woods apologizes to his family | CapeCodOnline.com (http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091202/NEWS11/912029986)

At least he didn't say he was addicted to sex, etc...

The round mound of rebound probably encouraged him. If these stories are true I have lost a lot of respect for him. Why even get married if you are going to do that stuff. I know he is human and it happens to a lot of people but I would loose respect for them too.

I agree, temptation is everything, but you credibility, which was one of his major marketing advantages, is definitely lost .
Many endorsements are at stake, what was he thinking and who the hell does he travel with that wouldn't advice him to be more prudent at a minimum.
Freaking A-Rod of golf now.

Marriage is a commitment and a confirmation of that commitment is your word spoken during the ceremony. If you can't keep your word even to your wife, who else can't you keep your word too.

I love this stuff. Who cares. He's got enough money to never have to work again and pay off 3 wives if he wants to. He doesn't need anymore endorsements and so what if they pull him from their products. I personally enjoy watching him play and am happy now if there is a chink in his armour that may give some opportunities to some other guys on the fringe of beating him. I don't condone cheating and will think less of him for that. I just hope the wife and his kids get all the support they need and if they work it out it's up to them.

They have worked it all out..
recent photo of the happy couple...

They have worked it all out..
recent photo of the happy couple...

good one Karl :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

They have worked it all out..
recent photo of the happy couple...

That is only a down payment for the first 2 transgressions that have made the news. I'd bet there will be more ladies coming out of the woodwork now and thus more payout (pain) to follow.

Tiger Woods new golf handicap...Cocktail Waitresses...


Tiger couldn't find a fourth, so he settled for a threesome instead..


there will be a million more by weeks end....

New video has been release of the actual crash and the events that occurred immediately prior to the crash. Start at 15 seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE#t=0m15s

Saw that on TV last night. That's a real news report

Screw him he deserves what h gets..

He stepped in it. Never leave a voicemail to your mistress :wall:

She sold his ass out for 100K. The vegas cocktail waitress is not even that hot. I heard the voicemail and he sounds worried.
What do you think this will cost him?

He's yet another poor schlep addicted to sex

Tiger Woods may have dulled ‘pain’ with sex - BostonHerald.com (http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/west/view.bg?articleid=1216218)

Here's no. 4:

Sorry ma'm, you're one off. This is Jamie Jungers, 26, reputed to be girlfriend number fore! -- um, four -- in the Neverending Tiger Woods Story. Multiple sources are saying that the Las Vegas cocktail waitress has hired a lawyer and is preparing to sell her story to a British tabloid.

YouTube - SNL-The Situation Room-Tiger Woods (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsKoiItRS0s)

Watch and laugh...

I think he should call Trojan and be their new spokesperson.

Do you really think Tiger practiced safe putting?

when you make that all important decision...........

as you gaze upon a vision of loveliness

just say: Tiger Wood :grins:

They are calling all the women Tiger lillies as i think 3 more sprouted this past weekend.:biglaugh:

How many of these girls do you think are just trying to hop on the "5 minutes of fame" bandwagon?

I'd be surprised if more than 1 or 2 have even seen Tiger in person.

The hottest t shirt as of this morning!

Tiger did me t-shirts from Zazzle.com (http://www.zazzle.com/tiger_did_me_tshirt-235112688522132097)

how hard will it be to concentrate on them tuff shots, with a gallery of theses looking back on him..

Scene is really getting ugly/ridiculous now, the Tiger "TW" won't be worth a nickle soon:

WINDERMERE, Fla. - A woman was transported to hospital from Tiger Woods' Florida home after firefighters responded to a medical call early Tuesday, NBC News reported.

According to Orlando-based WESH, the adult female was taken from the $2.6 million masnion "on advanced life support" after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m.

TW looks to be following the John Daly model of off course behavior.:smash:

The news said that the women hauled away from his home on life support was blond. Maybe he tee-ed off on her.:smash:

What don't these people sleep: this is the second call to firefighters received at 2:36 a.m.?

Maybe they should buy some surf gear and start beating up on west coast stripers rather than each other? :whackin:

Relax Ladies...It was just his Mother-in-law...

Woods' mother-in-law in hospital with stomach pain - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/glf_tiger_woods)

Photos: Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses Holly Sampson, Cori Rist, Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistre ss_is_at_the_center_/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistre ss_is_at_the_center_.html)

Every girl with a pair of tits is going to claim she had a relationship with TW...WTH...its worth a shot right? His wife is the hottest one he's been with..the porn star is a close second, the rest:yak5:

thought it was even funnier...

thanks for the chuckles

Relax Ladies...It was just his Mother-in-law...


A Video game where ya have to cheat at golf , and your wife
to get wonked in the head with a golf club to get to the next level. :)

Tiger's source of income slowing down:

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Tiger Woods is all over the TV, but his ads haven't been.

According to media tracker Nielsen, the last time a commercial featuring Tiger Woods appeared on television was Nov. 29. The 30-second Gillette ad aired during NBC's "Football Night in America," the pre-game show that broadcast prior to the Sunday night football game between the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots.

The ad featured Woods, New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, Spanish basketball phenom Ricky Rubio and an announcer who says, "Here's to confidence," and aired eight times during November, according to Aaron Lewis, a spokesman for Nielsen.

Since then, no Woods commercials have aired, not even over this past weekend during the Chevron World Challenge, the golf tournament hosted by Woods since 2001.

The host not even able to attend or play in his own tournament this year!

Next Tiger endorsement on TV... When I cheat, I use Trojan. You should too!

Well, there goes that job opportunity out the window...

Tiger Woods' alleged mistress #1 -- Rachel Uchitel -- has flipped out after learning how many women now claim to have had unprotected sex with Tiger, and she is telling friends she will get screened for sexually transmitted diseases, stat. In short, she's doing the right thing. Friends say Rachel is particularly upset that Tiger allegedly slept with two porn stars.

(The porn industry is regulated and screens their people pretty well for STDs, they should be the least of her worries?)

Congress was preparing to give Tiger a metal of some kind but I saw a banner go by on the news and they are "not pursuing" it now.:rotf2:

It's a bitch being a billionaire, they have all kind of problems, like porn stars m#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g up the works with his hot wife.

I would not put it past him that this was all planned. Planned to give him a lot more visibility and press. You watch how many more people follow him now at the next few tourneys. I bet in the end he makes even more money out of this.

I don't know if you saw the video of Holly talking about it. You can see it here: http://www.naughtyamerica.com/
but beware it is rated R

i haven't heard any of these women rate him in BED

he needs the ratings......

heard that Playgirll has been offered photos of him from one of the bimbettes...
and he has been rated as "huge, and good" by at least two of the 11, or is it 12 now... :rolleyes:

the first one to come out, claims she is grossed out at the numbers coming forth and will get a full screen now for STD's....

trojans and astroglide endorsements forthcoming... :hihi:

My money is on his wife filing for divorce....... He's toast.

Whats the difference between Santa Clause & Tiger Woods ???
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Santa stops @ 3 hoes !!!

Tiger's proof of his love, indefinite leave of absence from golf:

How about his wife, Elin Nordegren, giving an ultimatum to keep the marriage together? The London Sun is saying that one of the conditions for Tiger to get back into his wife's good graces is that he temporarily give up golf. And that she was on the verge of leaving him and fleeing to Switzerland, but that Tiger promised her that he "would do anything" to keep her from going.

he should fish

he's also angry with all people,media, lime light

that's as long as you'd last SALTY :rotf2:

YouTube - Family Guy - The View (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkt2hEe-kbU&feature=related)

Multi-Million Dollar Divorce Settlement

Dec. 14th: Elin finally appears in public -- sans wedding ring

NBC Sports - Out of Bounds (http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2009/12/post-51.html.php)


[/QUOTE]Woods dropped by key sponsors[/QUOTE]

Procter & Gamble unit Gillette, and Accenture PLC will stop using golfer Tiger Woods in their promotions during his announced hiatus from golf following a car accident and reports of extramarital affairs.

[/QUOTE]Woods falls out of Top Ten in PGA, 'Putter Issues'[/QUOTE]

Still to be determined when he finally returns to the tour.

Way to go Striperman, you called it 1st!

Get yours now before the offer ends:

YouTube - Billy Dee Williams Tiger Woods Collectible Plates (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8)

No more FREE ride for Tiger.............

GM to Tiger: No more free cars
By Hibah Yousuf, staff reporterJanuary 13, 2010: 3:35 PM ET


NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- General Motors confirmed Wednesday that it put an end to an agreement with Tiger Woods that allowed the golfer to drive its vehicles for free.

GM and Woods, who was driving a GM Cadillac Escalade in the car crash that ultimately revealed the athlete's marital infidelity, ended the golfer's endorsement contract with Buick in 2008, but continued a deal that allowed Woods to keep several GM loaner cars.

then he coulda went and got Cleansed .....

and woulda but wifey and the Babies are now the puppeteer.

New movie coming out.

Yes - I read that one of his ho's said that sometimes they had group sex with other men and Tiger had bi-sexual encounters....
WTF :confused: Tiger....In a twisted way, I kind of admired him up until this....

This was one of the babes he was with. one word: yum-O!

YouTube - Tiger Woods parody - Tiger by the Tail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXZq08Le6pA)

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/sports/golf/tiger_woods/012810-tiger-woods-mistress-golf-balls


Tail of the Tiger Golf Balls - This unique gift for the golfer captures an astonishing moment in sports history. (http://www.tailofthetiger.com/index.html)

I may get a box to put in a time capsule