dripping burning itchy

fond a due

bills are due

she is due

not my fault

life goes on

not for tiger

but his tears

all are phoney

hes still horney

lost his putter[[[

too much butter

in the fondue,

Tiger should fondon't

She should fondwon't

Correction they should

Have fond didn't

,but they did

and he's done,

will go back

to doing what

he loves best,

and just might

play some golf

too, and will

be sending new

Toyotas to the

girls and media,

oh la la

he'll be back

in the sack

not on greens

king rootin tootin

this is easy;;;

to make XXXXX

that was amazing

penquin in bondage

I hate winter

It's almost over

not soon enough

when your hot

find the button.........

Moe, Larry, cheese

jiggle the handle

i need sleep

cross eyed Mary

Oh your Jewish

Luv your nails

Full Flush Option

duck, dodge, hide

plowing straight ahead,

come what may

when 4 wheel'in

piss on tire ;;

watch your shoes

remember to zip

your trap shut

spots on pants

maybe fonda due

requires ball washing

in circular motion

rotating clockwise because

I'm left handed

makes it difficult

sit and spin

5 dollar footlong

need more fondalube

to continue rumpswabbery

A place to

start it again

would be at

sleigh rides rule

cleaner than hayrides

and MonicaL's dress

covered in goo

from president 42

keep it clean

up yours Lawrence

my back hurts

take a pill

wash it down

with a corona

enjoy the buzz

with a lime

and some nuts

your poodle bites

not only mites

MY LIFE SUCKS

updates to come

got a dime

I can't follow directions sorry

must check knots
play by rules
throw it back
doesn't taste good
family comes first

ML

Its dark out

the dawn approaches

so I hurry

to my spot

where I find

a double rainbow

With two lepracons

and Hooter girls

laughing wildly at

my little plug

betta than none

time for fun

in the sun

on the beach

beer in hand

pole in stand

drag started clicking

pole was bending

Line went snap

seal surfaces and

crossed her eyes

seal eats fish

shark eats seal

then snacks on

a piping plover

along comes coyote

Wile his name

scavenging his game

digging in dunes

mom I'm pregnant

get the shotgun

hope its loaded

12 gauge buck

emptied into chest

of the craziest

red headed stranger

he has met

could it be

that carott top

or Willie Nelson

was smoking weed

or eating mushrooms

that thread sucks:smash:

I've seen worse

I have too

say i think

Sopranos totally rule

Ohhh Bada Bing

so, from now

Lucca Bratzzi sleeps

with the fish's

and smells like

a plover cooking

In the oven

right then, my

wife added garlic

and fresh feathers

next chocolate covering

chocolate baked plover

me want more

an a cherry

One less plover

equals better world

and better 4x4ing

Roam the dunes

in search of

supa cow bass

six months away

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Get off ice!

unless you have

a helmet on

or maybe skates

and a innertube

just my luck

lost my truck

get it unstuck

And drive on

into total oblivion

that spots burnt

I am too

time for vacation

or a nap

With Jessica Alba

in a jacuzzi

with a bottle

Of Mazola Oil

slip and slide

out of jacuzzi

In and out
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up and down

no gerbil hiding

then it began

Four score and

twenty beers ago

the bear awoke

took a toke

And said thusly
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it happened again

late last night

My gender identity
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buns up kneeling

almost cost me

a protologist's exam

my remaining cherry

Pie slice gone
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is being eaten

By the gerbil
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needs a bib

Shouted it's mother!
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Katy Perry's boobs

a delectable delight

whipped cream topping

oh so right

lick 'em clean

release the hounds

oh you dog

wheres my Alpo

you eat that?

Only on Tuesdays

happy new year

never at dusk

smells like musk

leave it alone

this old dog

learns new tricks

eat kitty tonight

mouse in stomach

mousse for dessert

Washed Down With

splash of port

over the shoulder

hitting the floor

my giant banana

google chrissy teigen

just got peeled

oh my my

my my my

like those shells

Happy New Year

Rum Flowed freely

turn some plugs

My Aching Head

and my throbbing

slowly, I turned

new tide chart

No Alcohol Involved

step by step

go Pats go

rabbit rabbit rabbit

roasting a chicken

and choking a

duck, with my

flaming spot burner

inch by inch

I wiggled in

through a little

glacial encompassed crevasse

to my surprise