okay...keep the sentence going.....use only 3 words....

The bewildered fisherman,

could not find

any slimy eels

so he spit

On his shoes
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But Missed them

hitting his only

Block Island green

needlefish, so he

tied it on

to the curiously

Aromatic Purple Cucumber

in the plugbag

your poodle bites

for Gods sake

it hurts when

I pee, please

because its my

favorite member of

the family jewels

with the helmet

that is scarier

the more it

reminds me of

the days when

there were stripers
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at my spot

but now, there

are nothing but

M_______ F_______ Seals

and mostly naked...

women with large...

ankle implants, that...

remind me of

ROSEBUD, the time...

that bassmaster and,

and JohnR jumped

over the friekin

snow fence at

the end of

the all male..

Provincetown gay bar
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and picked rosehips

until dawn from

midnight, then they

reapplied utter butter

and Fonda due,

dirty stinkin' disgusting

seals , drove them...

to the nude

buns up kneeling

to offer the

the fellas a

dip in Race

with the bluefish

chomping ferociously at

franks and beans

, beans above frank,

luckily they had

planned for this,

and wore armored

coated athletic supporters

which enabled them

to survive unscathed

abusing sausage patties

and river herring,

whip it good

, crack that whip,

polish that armor,

get fresh eelskins,

ready for new

adventures, fun and,

BECAUSE OF PLOVERS

you're all whacked

on scooby snacks

I didn't think

the winter was

this long but

I guess it

really must be

time to tinker

with zircon encrusted

thingy whatchama callits

Dangling from your

Fon Da Due

Thats fond adue

pass a fork:uhuh:

in the road

until you come

to the land

of little people

with real big

ears and noses

and big crabs

The Central Scrutinizer

from Joes' Garage

installing Flo fourties

The right leg

a baby's arm,

holding an apple

tightly, in it's

little butt cheeks

grew up to

follow his Dad's

passion for seals

by angrily tossing

boiling hot Fondue

into his cooler

where all of

Karls plugs were:)

feeding the seals

and impaled himself

right between the

right and left

lobes of his

incredibly huge and

empty brain, so

sadly he must

bid a fond

DooDoo or else

post some spam

then you'll suck

beach access from

no mans land

somewhere near ixtlan

call any vegtable

toss any salad....

drink more tequila

eat the worm,

feel the tingle

check your speed

listen to Levin

rather not, thanks

well try Savage

back on topic,

ran over spare

35 years ago

Lawrence is gay

Lawrence is happy

Lawrence is extraterrestrial

Savage whack job

my finger stinks

and of course

too much Upol

the gimps were

forgetting their respirators

I can't see

to press hari-kari

you're all twisted

how you can

because %$%$%$%$ happens

without toilet paper

on Swimmer's watch...

in porta potty

belonging to Spence

and his godlike...

freind from across

the onion field

dressed in chifon

and feeling wanted

and seeking attention,

but always right...

and never left

straight down the middle

always in tune...

never in step

prey tell


(disclaimer, I used 4 words in error earlier, so only two here to make up)

laugh out loud

as often as

tears in eyes

snot in nose

bent in laughter

,skipped down to

Hyannis in microminutes

breakfast at midnight,

because microwave popcorn...

people just suck

well sometimes anyway

teets and bottles

he is called

idiot bastard son

can you see

the real me

little seals there

big seals here

seals are everywhere

5bucks a nose

tastes like chicken

hate them seals.

lead filled snowshoe:smash:

for the first

and the last

no problem mon

repeat after me

it's a filmore

I will not

repeat after me

where o where

are my slippers

the muffin man

is capesams, he

loves them muffins,

especially them green

ones with the

nuts, speaking of

anti gravity boots

mine are heavy

not good for

stomping on plovers

or jumping off

the Bourne Bridge

the Powderpoint Bridge

or the Braga

after you jump

check your skivies

cleanup skid mark

keep bluefish away

from clammer, or

bad things happen

when they bite

his small shriveld

ragged chin beard

teeth to teeth

belly to belly

@#%^**@// ?#@#**%$/ **%%$#!



(taking clammerese option)

he will understand

better than most

most of all

bluefish on his

right third finger

treble in his thumb,

rod is broken

reel is junk

line is twisted

and outboard stalled

boat on rocks

just another day,

in radioactive water

that blues prefer

gets his glow

from snugglin' women

in his dreams

and mostly wet

at least somethin

better than nothin'

swam up his

extra tight wetsuit

infecting his shrivled

but still huge

in his eyes