Here's a clever attempt. Reads like it would have passed inspection except it was overweight.

Baby tiger found stuffed in bag at Thai airport - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100827/ap_on_fe_st/as_thailand_tiger_luggage)

sad that a great animal like that sells for only $3200 in Iran. Those smugglers don't care about exhausting a species for a quick buck. They should really bring back the death penalty to stop a lot of this stupidity.