When you take a quick nap in your car, with waders and wet boots still on.
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When you take a 3 hour drive to SoCo, fish for 3/4 hours, then drive back home because you have to bring your daughter's to a hockey game by 8:00 AM.

when your four-year-old walks into the bathroom, sees you, and says, "mister you here to fix the toilet?"

when your four-year-old sees you, and yells, "mommy, mommy, your new boyfirend is here!"

LOL felt like it this morning. how bout this one:

When you're hung over as F$uck at your girls house, devestate her bathroom, go home to grab the bike, puke on the lawn, make it down to the ditch, devastate the dd bathroom, and make it to your spot before first light.... to catch schoolies

When your failing all your tests!!!

Yo soy fiesta!!
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When getting out 3-4x a week isn't good enough that you have to take 6 weeks out in the summer to fish 7 nights a week and then complaining because after the 6 weeks you know you're only fishing 3-4x a week again...

Covered Block, Cutty and Montauk all within 2 weeks while fishing your usual spots in between the other places mentioned...

Getting your luggage ready for a vacation/trip and finding new,unused,still in the package plugs that you realized you had bought right before heading over to the ferry for Cutty...

When you've fallen off the same rock multiple times because you haven't slept in three days and decide to catch a nap in the water wedged behind the rock...

cop pulls you over on rt 6 and you have no rod in your truck and he still asks you if there are any fish around because he sees your truck parked at the canal so ofter

oddly, these posts make me feel more normal...

when you "auto-drive" to your favorite hole instead of home after an 18 hr shift

Or the say "Me too!"

When you walk into your favorite coffee joint and they have a picture of you posted on the wall with the "have you seen me?" caption underneath.....and it looks better than you do now!!

When your waders put themselves in the washing machine.
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You wake up in your car wearing waders, in your neighbor's driveway.
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my friend reminded me of a couple more today...
when you make your class schedule for the upcoming spring, by referencing the past 3 years log books

you remember every detail of your first bass, but not of your first kiss

your girlfriend thnks you are seeing another girl, becasue you spend so much time in montauk

when you are texting making plans for the night of fishing while using the bathroom and you have no idea that you are completely missing the toilet and pissing all over your magazines until after you hit send...

I threw the magazines away, but youre better off never borrowing a book from me... I dried those out.

You should sit when you pee.
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When your basement or garage looks better stocked than the local tackle shop.


When the following morning you realize that the beach chair you're using at you kid's soccer game has a needlefish plug hanging off the back.

When in the middle of the day at work you feel something poking your inner thigh and you reach down into your pants and pull out a teaser caught in your good work pants and your Portuguese intern calls you a Greenhorn.

When you leave your house at 2am to fish and get to work at 10am and can't concentrate and have to post on SB.

KIA'd

When you try to sneak into the big bed with the lights off and your wife says-- Who is it???

Your in a derby fishing stoop-er. You wake up and your kid needs a ride to school. You hop in your shorts and he is in the truck waiting to go. You try and chat it up on the way to school. Your body is in auto-pilot and you drive him to the boat. You stop the truck and say "here you go" and he says...Dad...I need to go to school !

When two weeks bf your having a spinal fusion you talk a semi acquaintance to drive you 2.5 hours to the canal while you lay in the back set get out and fish for 7 hrs drive back laying down in the back seat crying in pain and your fishing buddy has to carry into your house.
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When your kid thinks your eels are part of the family pets.
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Your wife has picked up ballyhoo for you on her way home

When the doctor says "You have tendonitis in your elbow" and it is not from tennis. I have to make sure he gives me the cortisone, just before i go to block next week.

When your wife knows to keep the eels iced down when your at work. That was no easy task..

My son named one and won't let me take it out of the eel tank when I go fishing. It's the smallest one in the tank so he can tell it apart from the rest and if he doesn't help me net them to put in my bucket, he checks to make sure I didn't grab it by mistake.

Oh, that's the best!!!
Back in the 90s I was fishing the fall run like a madman and working for IBM in Boston. Got in the car to drive to Boston and finally came to as I pulled into the Deep Hole parking lot in SoCo.