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09-20-2012, 02:50 AM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
Posts: 2,309
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You know you fish a lot when
You got to meet the overnight delivery guy at the office. The girl that works the overnight shift at XTRA mart No longer asks for your date of birth when you buy smokes Because she Already knows it. I might never make the cover of the fisherman But unhealthy living just called And they want to do a whole photo shoot.
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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09-20-2012, 07:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Somerset Ma
Posts: 1,812
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You know you fish a lot when...
Your wife sends in a wedding reply as a single because she knows I will be fishing on a Saturday night in late September.
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09-20-2012, 08:49 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: A village some where
Posts: 3,436
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You know you fish a lot when :
You stop at the same Dunken Donuts and order the same thing to the point where the girls just tell you to drive on up with out ordering and they know you by your first name.
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You eat at the same breakfast joint and the waitress brings over the coffee and the check and tells you your order will be right out.
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09-20-2012, 08:53 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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The dog tries to bite you when you do come home, because your a stranger to her.
In Mary Lou's under the Sag the other day the girl asked me if I had my cleats on. rut roh
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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09-20-2012, 09:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: A village some where
Posts: 3,436
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmer
In Mary Lou's under the Sag the other day the girl asked me if I had my cleats on. rut roh
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09-20-2012, 09:32 AM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 4,516
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When you plan a trip to the canal when your wife is a week overdue with your first kid. I didn't go though.
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seals + plovers = 
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09-20-2012, 09:49 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 208
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When you go to call out of work and your boss answers the phone"ya I know your goin fishing today"
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09-20-2012, 09:53 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: north shore
Posts: 624
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...when you realize you have not showered in 4 days with rotating between work, family and fishing...and the answer to that is just bringing shaving cream and a razor into my office...
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09-20-2012, 11:04 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
Posts: 4,152
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...when you start to ask "What is that smell???" and you realize it's YOU!!!!!
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09-20-2012, 11:07 AM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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Your me
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09-20-2012, 11:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Monmouth University, NJ
Posts: 188
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when your roomate hasnt seen you in 4 days, because you like the tides
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Century Rods USA Pro Staff Member
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09-20-2012, 11:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Pembroke
Posts: 3,343
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In three days you have maybe 5 hours sleep total and still make plans to head out again later.
When your car smells worse than you do.
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Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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09-20-2012, 11:43 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Easton, MA
Posts: 5,737
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Unfotunately, I don't fish enough to have any witty comments here, but my car still smells pretty bad.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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09-20-2012, 11:53 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ma/RI
Posts: 307
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When The Rod, waders, plug bag, and head lamp. Never leave your van.
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09-20-2012, 12:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South Central
Posts: 1,280
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when you take a hard right turn you can hear the plugs rattle in the trunk
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something clever and related to fishing
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09-20-2012, 01:15 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
Posts: 2,309
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySaxatilis
when you take a hard right turn you can hear the plugs rattle in the trunk
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Dude that's your brain bouncing off the inside of your dome
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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09-20-2012, 02:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: S. Jersey Shore
Posts: 912
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I don't understand ?, Their is no such thing as "fishing too much"!
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 "The lips stand out because she wants to suck on your Pikie."....Mike Laptew
Van Staal Service/Repair Technician
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09-20-2012, 02:55 PM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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You walk in your favorite tackle store and announce you quit your job and everyone says "Ut oh, the Fall run has started".
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No boat, back in the suds.  
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09-20-2012, 03:09 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
Posts: 2,309
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt Striper
I don't understand ?, Their is no such thing as "fishing too much"!
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Nobody said anything about too much just a lot
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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09-21-2012, 09:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: South Central
Posts: 1,280
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackbass
Dude that's your brain bouncing off the inside of your dome
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LOL felt like it this morning. how bout this one:
When you're hung over as F$uck at your girls house, devestate her bathroom, go home to grab the bike, puke on the lawn, make it down to the ditch, devastate the dd bathroom, and make it to your spot before first light.... to catch schoolies |
something clever and related to fishing
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09-21-2012, 10:04 AM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
Posts: 2,309
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySaxatilis
LOL felt like it this morning. how bout this one:
When you're hung over as F$uck at your girls house, devestate her bathroom, go home to grab the bike, puke on the lawn, make it down to the ditch, devastate the dd bathroom, and make it to your spot before first light.... to catch schoolies
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Yo soy fiesta!!
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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10-11-2012, 08:24 AM
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Red Eye Jedi
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Facing
Posts: 4,374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySaxatilis
LOL felt like it this morning. how bout this one:
When you're hung over as F$uck at your girls house, devestate her bathroom, go home to grab the bike, puke on the lawn, make it down to the ditch, devastate the dd bathroom, and make it to your spot before first light.... to catch schoolies
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classic... |
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10-01-2012, 10:42 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnySaxatilis
when you take a hard right turn you can hear the plugs rattle in the trunk
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10-01-2012, 10:52 AM
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OLDGOAT7205963
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CAPE
Posts: 693
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When you try to sneak into the big bed with the lights off and your wife says-- Who is it???
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09-20-2012, 03:22 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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 when the constable borrows a four-wheel-drive-truck and buys waders to find you in the surf to deliver the summons to probate court. |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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09-20-2012, 03:50 PM
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Great White Scup Hunter
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the Corner...
Posts: 2,251
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When you tell your friends your going to block for a month and they say "total for the year ". And you reply no just this trip.
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09-20-2012, 04:03 PM
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Secretsquirrel
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: South Shore , MA
Posts: 659
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when you are dumbfounded by anyone that reverses their braid at the end of the year , because reties alone have forced you to replace it.
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09-20-2012, 08:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: little compton ri 02837
Posts: 339
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When you have more wet suits than real suits.
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09-20-2012, 08:23 PM
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On a Rock in the Dark
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Wakefield, RI
Posts: 50
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When your car dashboard is full of black scratches from rod tips.
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09-20-2012, 08:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Ma
Posts: 51
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When you post a comment in a thread titled "You know you fish a lot when" |
Fish hard, Live long
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