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TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:09 PM

I think I can -- I think I can --- I think I can

mikecc 02-17-2002 10:10 PM

you got it

Good night

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:12 PM

One last joke - a blonde one to boot!

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, ''Thank you so much.'' hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, ''I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York.''

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:13 PM

That one wasn't too bad, was it Mike?

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:15 PM

Hope some of those old timers wake up from their naps soon!!

Have a good night everyone and we'll see ya' tomorrow.

mikecc 02-17-2002 10:15 PM

:p :laughs: :laughs:

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:16 PM

ooh...ohh...oooh! I am here!

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:17 PM

aw c'mon huh???? I just started !!!

I wanna play!;)

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:18 PM

I will cry like a baby!!!!!

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:18 PM

Jenn, Jenn, Jenn - where have you been?

I was hoping for a little female companionship amongst all this testosterone......

How's it going?

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:19 PM

you guys put a hurting on the pages!!!

ahem....and extra credit for TBH!!!!

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:20 PM

Thanks Jenn, it's nice to finally (SNIFF) be appreciated.

Although, I could only hope to live up to the standards you set last night - all I can say is WOW!!!!

mikecc 02-17-2002 10:20 PM

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Jenn 02-17-2002 10:20 PM

sorry...I am going to be a work widow all week (yes starting tommorrow) and I wanted to spend some time with the hubby...


things are going ok....considering

and how has your day been???????

mikecc 02-17-2002 10:21 PM

another 30 seconds lost

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:22 PM

hey all I know is since I was on last night...err...this morning you have added about twenty pages.....I think you DID live up to the standard! AND surpass it!!!!!

mikecc 02-17-2002 10:22 PM

just one more

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:22 PM

Not too bad - fighting the tail end of a cold and missing the weather from yesterday.

mikecc 02-17-2002 10:23 PM

missed again

good night

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:23 PM

Alright, Jenn - taking page 126! Score another one for the ladies!

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:24 PM

I have to be thankful a couple weeks ago I had a cold.....but it has been the only one so far this winter!!!!

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:25 PM

Hey Jenn - a week off from work - must be feeling pretty good tonight.

What kind of work do you do? (if you don't mind my asking!)

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:26 PM

so we have to talk.....

you know it would be nice to have some more female companionship on the SB outings........:D :D

I know its hard with the little one.....so I will forgive you for now.....but in the future......:rolleyes:

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:29 PM

Quote:

a week off from work -

you mean me??? heck no! the hubby is GONE all week because of work!!!! therefor making me a work widow!!!!;)


I am a cook......hate doing it when I get home though!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: nothing spectacular but it pays some bills! LOL

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:30 PM

nope...I am so lucky.....I have to be in for 8.....yes on a holiday....everyone wants to go out to eat on holidays! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:33 PM

how bout you???? full time mother ????? do you work outside the home???? did you before the baby??????

I would like to be a full time mother....WITHOUT the kids!! LOL

no children here.....I dont have the patience! so I enjoy everyone elses kids until I have had enough and give them back!!! LOL

....I dont know how you do it!:smash: :smash:

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:34 PM

uh-oh.....did I loose ya??????

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:35 PM

well my man didnt do so well in the race today (JR.)....:( :(

if only he didnt keep loosin rubber!

Jenn 02-17-2002 10:36 PM

did I scare evryone away????? there were all kinds of people around posting....then I came on and POOF! GONE!

TheBetterHalf 02-17-2002 10:37 PM

Oh, the hubby is gone! I think I am a little thick tonight, sorry! A cook, huh? I have a sister who did that for a while - she went to Johnson & Wales and even worked down in FL at Disney for a while.

She can whip up awesome meals out of anything. I'm always stealing recipes from her!

I starting looking to get back into the work force in November and have had no luck!


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