Conspiracy ...
 

Have you noticed nobody wants to flush the toilet or urinals anymore.. I didn't get the memo .. I don't think anybody wants to touch the handle . We've avoided touching the seat (bumpers).. You can use your foot to kick up the seat and to flush . Thats what I do . I never just piss all over the seat out of respect for the next guy,,I don't know,,,will never meet ,, even though he probably deserves it .. My mother didn't raise me that way .. I think some just like others to see thier poop .. Thier mother probably applauded when they made in the toilet not thier pance ,,so now they are still looking for reward. If its pee in the urinal you forced to flush do to aroma and fear of backsplash .. Whats up with all the pooping and talking on the cell phone ? Multi tasking ? Be Clean .. Flush ,,get out .. sick of it ...
The Flusher ..

LOL. In my house it's yellow is mellow but brown goes down as I have an aging septic system in need of replacing sometime in the future.

rumor has it the women are worse than the men...

Then there are those that stand on the seat instead of sit on it because of their land of origin. They actually have a sign for this.

It's a picture of a stick figure squatting while standing on the seat, in one of those "circle with a line through it" universal "NO" signs.

And I thought that's someone's bowels had just exploded!:fury:
Talk about "missing the target":smash:

Nebe lets not go there ok? some of the things I have seen....:yak:

And since we are on the subject HOW....just HOW do women manage to pee all over the seat? Even using the "hover method" I dont see how you can do this. Maybe one side or the other but on both sides? ugh....

JENN:

They just want to be equal & they keep thrying to write their names ;;;:jump1:

I've noticed this too,Tagger. I even had a short but loud "Come to Jesus" meeting at work about it. Not flushing and not washing hands freak me out. Especially if you ask to borrow my tools after. Poor bathroom habits is the leading spreader of disease.

I can confirm that....worked as a janitor for a couple of years before i went in the navy....women's rooms were always more disgusting than the men's rooms.....spray everywhere,Toilet tissue everywhere.....and that nasty little bin on the door.

had to use one of those in Saudi Arabia.....not one of the classiest looking ways i'll say...:hihi:

My neighbor came over the house pissed one time...said he found my son's name written in the snow in front of his house....i was like "No big deal, boys will be boys"

he said he was more upset because it was in his Daughter's Hand Writing :jump1:

Makes you want to book a cruise and handle buffet tongs from fat old bastids with encrusted fecal matter beneath the nails of their filthy little sausage digits.

Dang I was just getting ready to use that joke...

i am sorry i read this thread
 

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I always appreciate clean bathrooms. Cleanest one I have ever seen traveling was Denver Int. Airport. Around here Whole Foods always has someone cleaning theres. I haven't touch any handle for years in a toilet reardless of where it is. Foot, elbow, anything but an uncovered didget. Then I still use the hand sanitizer my wife always has in her pocketbook.

It will do you no good to stand on the seat
The crabs in here can jump ten feet

Your surrounded by fecal matter ... boost the immune system .. :)

Please... I run the maintenance dept. of a medium sized machine shop... I've changed every flush valve in the building to automatic because I'm tired of fixing clogged toilets... hard to do on a comercial unit.. and while we are at it.. why must every moron in the world spit their gum into the urinal..... was the waste basket that full....and the toilet seat covers.. why do they throw them on the floor with their finished newspapers...it says FLUSHABLE right on the dispenser...

I've switched everything to automatic., from soap dispensers to paper towel holders... no more touching anything but your own junk...

this is a crappy thread,but still pissa.

yep...

also goes to show ya that capesams is right when he tells ya that most of what is posted in these forums is just a lotta sh it

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in pa. they spell it SHEETZ

While we are on the subject, has anyone have the pleasure of using one of those "green" waterless urinals ? They have them at Harvard and Genzyme in Framingham .. They Reeeeeeek ... peeeee uuuu .. Couldn't imagine having one of those in your house .. Do you have a cat ?

Automatic stuff is the greatest invention in the history of mankind.Toilet flushes.Put soap on hands.Water comes on.Rinse.Paper Towel comes out.Dry off.Then use the towel to open the door,and take a fallaway jumper at the basket on exit.:)