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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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12-28-2009, 02:45 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Conspiracy ...
Have you noticed nobody wants to flush the toilet or urinals anymore.. I didn't get the memo .. I don't think anybody wants to touch the handle . We've avoided touching the seat (bumpers).. You can use your foot to kick up the seat and to flush . Thats what I do . I never just piss all over the seat out of respect for the next guy,,I don't know,,,will never meet ,, even though he probably deserves it .. My mother didn't raise me that way .. I think some just like others to see thier poop .. Thier mother probably applauded when they made in the toilet not thier pance ,,so now they are still looking for reward. If its pee in the urinal you forced to flush do to aroma and fear of backsplash .. Whats up with all the pooping and talking on the cell phone ? Multi tasking ? Be Clean .. Flush ,,get out .. sick of it ...
The Flusher ..
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12-28-2009, 03:15 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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LOL. In my house it's yellow is mellow but brown goes down as I have an aging septic system in need of replacing sometime in the future.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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12-28-2009, 03:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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rumor has it the women are worse than the men...
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12-28-2009, 03:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
Posts: 4,152
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Then there are those that stand on the seat instead of sit on it because of their land of origin. They actually have a sign for this.
It's a picture of a stick figure squatting while standing on the seat, in one of those "circle with a line through it" universal "NO" signs.
And I thought that's someone's bowels had just exploded! 
Talk about "missing the target" 
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12-28-2009, 06:24 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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Nebe lets not go there ok? some of the things I have seen....
And since we are on the subject HOW....just HOW do women manage to pee all over the seat? Even using the "hover method" I dont see how you can do this. Maybe one side or the other but on both sides? ugh....
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Simplify.......
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12-28-2009, 07:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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JENN:
They just want to be equal & they keep thrying to write their names ;;; 
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-28-2009, 08:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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I've noticed this too,Tagger. I even had a short but loud "Come to Jesus" meeting at work about it. Not flushing and not washing hands freak me out. Especially if you ask to borrow my tools after. Poor bathroom habits is the leading spreader of disease.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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12-28-2009, 08:25 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
rumor has it the women are worse than the men...
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I can confirm that....worked as a janitor for a couple of years before i went in the navy....women's rooms were always more disgusting than the men's rooms.....spray everywhere,Toilet tissue everywhere.....and that nasty little bin on the door.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FishermanTim
Then there are those that stand on the seat instead of sit on it because of their land of origin. They actually have a sign for this.
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had to use one of those in Saudi Arabia.....not one of the classiest looking ways i'll say...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clammer
They just want to be equal & they keep thrying to write their names ;;; 
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My neighbor came over the house pissed one time...said he found my son's name written in the snow in front of his house....i was like "No big deal, boys will be boys"
he said he was more upset because it was in his Daughter's Hand Writing 
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-29-2009, 11:27 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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I always appreciate clean bathrooms. Cleanest one I have ever seen traveling was Denver Int. Airport. Around here Whole Foods always has someone cleaning theres. I haven't touch any handle for years in a toilet reardless of where it is. Foot, elbow, anything but an uncovered didget. Then I still use the hand sanitizer my wife always has in her pocketbook.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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12-29-2009, 12:33 PM
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OLDGOAT7205963
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CAPE
Posts: 693
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It will do you no good to stand on the seat
The crabs in here can jump ten feet
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