a kid goes up to a pirate and says "he pirate how did you get that wooded leg??"
the pirate responds- "arrrrrrr i get it by a laarrrrge shhark attack in the carrrrebean sea"
the kid says, "wow, and how about that hook on your left hand?"
pirate- "Arrrrr... twas a nasty sward fight, lost me hand but i won the battle"
Kid- "and the eye patch??? how did you loose your eye"
Pirate- "arrrrrr fargen seagul pooped in me eye after i got me hook"
