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BW from AZ · 11-15-2006, 04:22 PM

Moms quotes, #! "The night before has nothing to do with the following day". Usualy followed by git your butt outta bed and go to work / school etc.
#2 "I ain't running no house of illrepute, if i was i'd be a lot richer than i am, so knock it off. (meaning no girls in your room. HE HE)
#3 Put all your wants in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first.
Dads,#1 "Lockes keep the honest people honest"
#2 "If you don't get caught taking it, don"t get caught taking it back".
#3 "Use the rest room at work and get paid for it" My improvement is getting time and a half for a sat morn dump.
The evil step mother, #1 was allways wanting to "knock me into the middle of next weak". (some day im gonna get a BIG dog to crap on her grave when she dies. wife wont let me do it personaly).

and people wonder why i am the way that i am. BW

11-15-2006, 04:22 PM	#123
BW from AZ Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: PHX AZ its a DRY HEAT 122 Posts: 244	Moms quotes, #! "The night before has nothing to do with the following day". Usualy followed by git your butt outta bed and go to work / school etc. #2 "I ain't running no house of illrepute, if i was i'd be a lot richer than i am, so knock it off. (meaning no girls in your room. HE HE) #3 Put all your wants in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first. Dads,#1 "Lockes keep the honest people honest" #2 "If you don't get caught taking it, don"t get caught taking it back". #3 "Use the rest room at work and get paid for it" My improvement is getting time and a half for a sat morn dump. The evil step mother, #1 was allways wanting to "knock me into the middle of next weak". (some day im gonna get a BIG dog to crap on her grave when she dies. wife wont let me do it personaly). and people wonder why i am the way that i am. BW Last edited by BW from AZ; 11-15-2006 at 04:40 PM..