Old family expressions--

[BW from AZ]

Moms quotes, #! "The night before has nothing to do with the following day". Usualy followed by git your butt outta bed and go to work / school etc.
#2 "I ain't running no house of illrepute, if i was i'd be a lot richer than i am, so knock it off. (meaning no girls in your room. HE HE)
#3 Put all your wants in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first.
Dads,#1 "Lockes keep the honest people honest"
#2 "If you don't get caught taking it, don"t get caught taking it back".
#3 "Use the rest room at work and get paid for it" My improvement is getting time and a half for a sat morn dump.
The evil step mother, #1 was allways wanting to "knock me into the middle of next weak". (some day im gonna get a BIG dog to crap on her grave when she dies. wife wont let me do it personaly).

and people wonder why i am the way that i am. BW