Get off Crack
, ween myself from the S&M Bondage latex thing
, just don't look good in leather and latex at my age. Also I might try to spend at least three days a week sober, since I started this new program with the help of my mentor
at the Samaritans I haven't had the urge to beat my wife
much lately either.
Now what will really make the year would be if I pass the paternity DNA test with the Latvian chick at the cafeteria, it can't be mine, I was on vacation those two weeks.
