Get off Crack

, ween myself from the S&M Bondage latex thing

, just don't look good in leather and latex at my age. Also I might try to spend at least three days a week sober, since I started this new program with the help of my mentor

at the Samaritans I haven't had the urge to beat my wife

much lately either.
Now what will really make the year would be if I pass the paternity DNA test with the Latvian chick at the cafeteria, it can't be mine, I was on vacation those two weeks.
