Anyone know if I can get in trouble for putting them even at the edge of their driveway?
I'd never ever do anything to hurt an animal but hey I gotta say there sure is some pisser ideas here...Karl my wife is reading this thread now too and I know she likes the idea of the picture and the bag. I might take it one step further and start having everyone put it in a box...wait til there's a few pounds...then ship it to them ups...
"Maybe toss some meat scraps and doggie treats on HIS lawn, that way HIS dog and every other carnivore in the area will make a b-line for the treats.
Or (if it were possible) get canine estrus (dog in heat) lure and spray the dog. That will drive every male in town to his doorstop, and whether his dog is female or not, they'll all try to mount him/here.
"It's a doggy tow-truck!""
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