DEAR ABBY

[UserRemoved1]

Anyone know if I can get in trouble for putting them even at the edge of their driveway?

I'd never ever do anything to hurt an animal but hey I gotta say there sure is some pisser ideas here...Karl my wife is reading this thread now too and I know she likes the idea of the picture and the bag. I might take it one step further and start having everyone put it in a box...wait til there's a few pounds...then ship it to them ups...

"Maybe toss some meat scraps and doggie treats on HIS lawn, that way HIS dog and every other carnivore in the area will make a b-line for the treats.

Or (if it were possible) get canine estrus (dog in heat) lure and spray the dog. That will drive every male in town to his doorstop, and whether his dog is female or not, they'll all try to mount him/here.
"It's a doggy tow-truck!""

[gone fishin]

I had a similar ( but just as aggrevating) problem with a neighbors dog. He would put the hound (black lab)out at 4:30 am every day to do his craping etc. He wouldn't allow the mut in until 7:30 am. The dog would start barking non stop to get in and he would ignore it. Besides crapping in my yard, the barking became aggrivating as we didn't have to get up that early. I discoverd the dog was terrified of firecrackers, large or small. One morning in the summer the dog did his thing and I scooped it up and tied it to his collar. I lit a couple of firecrackers and the dog took off for his home, and when his master didn't let the mut in, he scratched through the sreen door on his slider. The neighbor knew exactly who did the deed as I had words with him over his dog, but never left his dog out again! Mission accomplished!

[OLD GOAT]

My 87 year old mom picked up and put it on a pie tin,walked over ,rang the bell and when the door opened said this is for you. End of story