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Old 02-28-2003, 09:08 AM   #64
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I haven't started playing with those schweeeet pictures yet, but don't you worry..........IT'LL HAPPEN!!!

.....Now as far as you "Mental People" go......

I found something for ya -

"How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity"

1. - At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they
slow down.

2. - Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.

3. - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. - Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. - Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. - In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. - Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

10. - Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

11. - Sing along at the opera.

12. - Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

13. - Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

14. - When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd
time this week!!!!!"

15. - When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

16. - Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

...that should cure some of your illnesses

...it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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