Classic Fishing Artwork?

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I haven't started playing with those schweeeet pictures yet, but don't you worry..........IT'LL HAPPEN!!!

.....Now as far as you "Mental People" go......

I found something for ya -

"How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity"

1. - At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they
slow down.

2. - Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.

3. - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. - Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. - Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. - In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. - Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

10. - Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

11. - Sing along at the opera.

12. - Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

13. - Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

14. - When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd
time this week!!!!!"

15. - When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

16. - Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

...that should cure some of your illnesses