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Old 04-25-2009, 03:03 PM   #31
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Originally Posted by wheresmy50 View Post
Like others, that's my standard fishing greeting.

Here are a few of my typical responses when greated that way:

"No"
"A few"
"Slow pick"
"Not bad"
Some others to try when asked "Any luck?"

"You mean your wife didn't tell you?"
"Maybe.........is that a Van Staal you have there?"
"Are you kidding, this tuberculosis stuff is a biitch....(cough, cough)"
"Yup, the last guy only gurgled a little"
"Not unless you consider being penetrated by aliens fun"
"Absolutely! They're towing everyone else, but I walked"
"I'll say! They still haven't found any of the bodies"
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