[Van]

Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman

Tommy: Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard Hayden: Nope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
Tommy: My shoulder doesnt hurt very much, but my face does. [points
to huge bruised area on his face] Right here. Not here or here so
much. Right here.
Richard Hayden: Nope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp
cocktail I saw in the glass case?
Helen: Yep. And you, what can I get [pauses and looks at Tommys
face] Jesus, what happened to your face?

TOMMY WANT WINGIES !!!!

That was good Jim