New Game...

[Mr. Sandman]

Tommy: Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard Hayden: Nope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
Tommy: My shoulder doesnt hurt very much, but my face does. [points
to huge bruised area on his face] Right here. Not here or here so
much. Right here.
Richard Hayden: Nope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp
cocktail I saw in the glass case?
Helen: Yep. And you, what can I get [pauses and looks at Tommys
face] Jesus, what happened to your face?

[Swimmer]

Walking down the canal about eight years ago, between the Bourne Bridge and the Railroad Bridge, a larger boat, maybe 30', did the same thing. The captain didn't spill his drink. It disappeared by the time the locals got there. Completely out of the water up on the rip rap. Happened about 50' behind us. Scared the bejesus out of us.

[Van]

Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman

Tommy: Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard Hayden: Nope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
Tommy: My shoulder doesnt hurt very much, but my face does. [points
to huge bruised area on his face] Right here. Not here or here so
much. Right here.
Richard Hayden: Nope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp
cocktail I saw in the glass case?
Helen: Yep. And you, what can I get [pauses and looks at Tommys
face] Jesus, what happened to your face?

TOMMY WANT WINGIES !!!!

That was good Jim