Best movie quotes
I know this type of thread has probably been done before and has been done to death.
to me it is a toss up between animal house and caddyshack....with a close third place.....Christmas Vacation.
Caddyshack - So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Animal house - "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
Chrismas Vacation - a tie
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I would be more surprised than I am right now"
"Can I get you something to eat, drink, drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
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