I was here at S-B reading all the posts
about fish brains and sharpies
and all about bluefish ok
then i decided to watch some Scifi on TV
and fell asleep on the couch next to
the real warm woodstove.... see
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I could just tell you about it....
but it's better to
show you instead.
because ....After reading Salty Buggers post about
the brain scanning Machine i hurried down to
my local home depot and grabbed the last one
on the shelf as they are selling like hotcakes.
So here goes:
Teyla being quite worried about some wild experiments at Clamgate Atlantis suggests to Daniel Jackson to try and decipher
the clammer code she found recently on the bathroom wall.
Daniel Jackson while going over his notes accidentally activates a secret minature Clam cell battery hidden in the clammer code manual and it shocks him good
ZAP !
This inadvertently opens up a portal back in time to plugfest 2008
Daniel walks thru and attempts to locate Clammer and then asks who's in Charge here and is sent over to see the Bossman...
JohnR says i dunno? maybe he's fishing in RHODE ISLAND
Then Salty Bugger acting as General Hammond of SG1 sends Professor Moriarty thru the portal to help out with technical stuff.
Dr Weir is frantic saying "we need the best bluefish expert in the world and just have to find him.....it's extremely important to us...
Paul says "NO problem" and begins to scan for the Clam man...
finding him he sends DR Weir down to fetch him back to Atlantis
and beams him up with the good Doctor
They ask Clammer to lie down in the brain scanner chair so they can learn everything he knows about bluefish and then some....
Clammer says he hid the secret Clammer cell on the outside
of space station because it's the safest place he could think of.
Next they contact NASA and ask for their best astronaut to do
an emergency space walk to retrieve the Clammer cell for Rodney
and Samantha Carter who desperately need more power.
Rodney and SAM complete their calculations and then insert the Clammer cell into it's housing
Strange experiments to create a bluefish bio weapon to use against the RAETH have not gone well and they all fear the worst...
Swimmer says : lets just shoot it now... and ask questions later.
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Further experiments with the new Clammer power cell have unexpected results.
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