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05-08-2008, 01:34 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Seal Joke Thread!
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Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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05-08-2008, 02:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Coventry, RI
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 Musta been using a revolver, shoulda got NINE!!!! |
Catch'em up,
ThomCat
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05-08-2008, 04:05 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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05-08-2008, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
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Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".
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05-08-2008, 06:54 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Coventry, RI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Redsoxticket
Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".
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  PRICELESS!!!!!  |
Catch'em up,
ThomCat
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05-09-2008, 11:18 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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05-09-2008, 11:19 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
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What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: "Dam!"
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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05-09-2008, 11:28 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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05-09-2008, 11:30 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
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Q: What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal!
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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05-09-2008, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Falmouth, Ma
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A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"
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60 % of the time, it works every time.
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05-09-2008, 10:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Mashpee,MA
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I just made one up.What's the difference between a gasket and a seal?A gasket doesn't bleed when you shoot it.Yes,I've been drinking.
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