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11-10-2010, 02:04 PM
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One more bloned joke!
A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blond said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
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Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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11-10-2010, 02:09 PM
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Sorry in advance if t*ts isn't allowed, I just thought this was humorous.
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Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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11-10-2010, 02:16 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I like that one Andy!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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11-10-2010, 02:20 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
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Not to be an ass, but the irony of misspelling "Blond" on a Blond Joke thread is pretty funny....
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Bryan
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"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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11-10-2010, 03:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RIROCKHOUND
Not to be an ass, but the irony of misspelling "Blond" on a Blond Joke thread is pretty funny....
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It was intentional if it makes it any better!  |
Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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11-10-2010, 05:15 PM
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good one  |
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11-10-2010, 05:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tysdad115
It was intentional if it makes it any better! |
Yeah...but you did it twice
"One more bloned joke!" |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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11-11-2010, 06:43 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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i love blonde jokes.
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11-11-2010, 08:49 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
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I love Blonds
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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11-11-2010, 08:55 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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I don't think your too impartial to any color bob
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