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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-21-2013, 01:07 PM
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Fishing with old guys
This being the grumpy old pharts forum, my complaint is about fishing with old pharts. Lately all I've done is tie knots, help with fish, take pics of the old bastages catching bigger than me etc..its clearly interfering with my fishing. At least my photo skills are improving ,too bad the subjects are so damn ugly. I need a new wide angle lense to accomodate their gargatuan heads. I do learn a ton from these old salts though and we seem to have more fun than we should , so maybe I'll keep riding these chumps coat tails.. 
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08-21-2013, 01:15 PM
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you poor thing .... feel better soon...
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08-21-2013, 01:23 PM
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Christ Andy, how old are these guys you're fishing with? Aren't you in your mid 60's? If you consider them old, they must be like John R's age or something. At that age, they should put on their depends and sit in a chair on the beach and soak bait for a couple hours before heading to the early bird special for dinner.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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08-21-2013, 01:43 PM
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They are older than dirt itself.
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08-21-2013, 02:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tysdad115
They are older than dirt itself.
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They must be almost as old as Seamule. But probably don't have the flatulence problem that he has.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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08-21-2013, 02:43 PM
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Glad to see this isn't about me.
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08-21-2013, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulS
Glad to see this isn't about me.
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Not at all..only a few esteemed individuals here. And its all in sarcastic tone.
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08-21-2013, 03:23 PM
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But then who will take you fishing when you reach that plateau??? 
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I am a legend in my own mind!
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08-21-2013, 03:28 PM
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Thats easy, I'll still be riding my son's coat tails too..at that point he'll be complaining about fishing with old guys!
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08-21-2013, 03:33 PM
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BuzzLuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tysdad115
Thats easy, I'll still be riding my son's coat tails too..at that point he'll be complaining about fishing with old guys!
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He fishes with one now!
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 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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08-21-2013, 03:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishbones
Christ Andy, how old are these guys you're fishing with? Aren't you in your mid 60's? .
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What's so freak n old about mid 60's.  ,,,, 
That's me and I'm just get n started! 
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08-21-2013, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by PRBuzz
He fishes with one now!
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To him we're all old as dirt!
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08-21-2013, 05:46 PM
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The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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08-21-2013, 05:47 PM
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you'll see one day sonny
wait til you need glasses to read or tie knots
I'm surprised your lens didn't break
oh ya, didn't we cover this this morning? 
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The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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08-21-2013, 06:03 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
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I probably won't even make my mid sixties. But I already have a flatulance thing. Reluctant to call
It a problem cause I am usually grumpy, not a big fan of people and its one way I can get rid of most of em.
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08-21-2013, 06:31 PM
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Retired Surfer
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Andrew I resemble those remarks, and so should the funny hair guy.
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08-21-2013, 06:46 PM
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^^^ Says the WOOD guy who fished EELS this morning!! Your not exempt my friend!
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08-21-2013, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Swimmer
Andrew I resemble those remarks, and so should the funny hair guy.
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Funny hair guy..awesome.
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08-21-2013, 08:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Guppy
What's so freak n old about mid 60's.  ,,,, 
That's me and I'm just get n started! 
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i resemble that remark....
but i was thinkin  that there should be
a personal one man mini porta-potty built into
the old man bait soakin fishin chair 
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08-22-2013, 06:35 PM
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Retired Surfer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
i resemble that remark....
but i was thinkin  that there should be
a personal one man mini porta-potty built into
the old man bait soakin fishin chair 
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Hey Craig, thats an idea for the Vineyard, sitting on the beach, dont feel like driving to the lighthouse or the bridge at the Kennedy car wash. I could borrow from one of the geezers where my mother lives.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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08-22-2013, 06:38 PM
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Retired Surfer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tysdad115
Funny hair guy..awesome.
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Actually he has a pretty good head of hair for some his age
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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08-24-2013, 09:38 AM
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Uncle Remus
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I know what you mean Andy. Got to keep an eye on them so they don't fall in or fall down and hurt themselves. So glad I'm not old.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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08-24-2013, 11:16 AM
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BuzzLuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmer
Hey Craig, thats an idea for the Vineyard, sitting on the beach, dont feel like driving to the lighthouse or the bridge at the Kennedy car wash. I could borrow from one of the geezers where my mother lives.
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There must be at least one member of the White Bucket Brigade willing to loan you their bucket for a good cause?
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 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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08-24-2013, 03:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorM
I know what you mean Andy. Got to keep an eye on them so they don't fall in or fall down and hurt themselves. So glad I'm not old.
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Or tear a calf muscle or something silly like that.  
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08-24-2013, 03:59 PM
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"Eff you Skippy"..haha
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08-24-2013, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tysdad115
"Eff you Skippy"..haha
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You got away with that one on your BDay ol man! Thats critters love poetry for me! Lol
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08-27-2013, 08:40 PM
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Registered Grandpa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorM
Got to keep an eye on them so they don't fall in or fall down and hurt themselves. So glad I'm not old.
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LOL P., the fallin down is the easy part, it's the gettin up that can kill ya. 
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" Choose Life "
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08-27-2013, 08:44 PM
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just don't fall on your reel and break it snapping it clean of at the reel seat, that can be expensive
glad I'm not old too Paul
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The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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08-28-2013, 04:45 AM
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must be wearing life alert or ya can't fish
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08-28-2013, 07:00 AM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
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50's are the new 30's... 
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