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12-06-2013, 10:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 460
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Apps that don't exist.... but wish they did
an oyster sh#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g app.
I got a hankering for a raw bar
or work clone app
lets hear some suggestions, who knows maybe sb will get rich with a good idea...... like the pet rock !
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I LOVE it when MY WIFE lets me fish
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12-06-2013, 10:12 PM
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#2
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 460
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wow it edited shuc king
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I LOVE it when MY WIFE lets me fish
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12-06-2013, 11:12 PM
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#3
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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12-06-2013, 11:15 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
Posts: 2,411
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Interactive multi-player fishing app. featuring tournament mode. This app will be available in 5 years to coincide with the collapse of the striper. The cost is $30 with all proceeds going to buy back commercial fishing vessels and charter boats that show financial hardship.
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12-06-2013, 11:43 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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The Anti-Backlashing App
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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12-07-2013, 07:50 AM
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#6
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 2,119
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A remove the idiots from around me app.
I would find this app most useful when driving on the highway and eating in resturants.
This app would be a modern marvel.
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12-07-2013, 08:13 AM
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#7
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GrandBob
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 3,547
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Targeted EMP app. So I can blow up all those devices running apps that everybody uses while driving the Pike in the morning. Probably blow up their engine controls right after I light up their phone. Last incident was a the driver of an 18 wheel fuel truck texting while driving. Blow me up some Laser guns too!
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12-07-2013, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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think in minutes instead of hours!
if there was a sexy broad with big boobs
standing behind you with hot breath and
a stop watch your heart might beat faster  |
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12-07-2013, 08:40 AM
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Pete K.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,953
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*the "pin-point the most select eels in the tank at the shop" App...
* The "auto-pilot drive me home after fishing because i"m a zombie" app
* The "You're getting waaay too close and about to mug me loud speaker" app
* The "Predator - vision see exactly where the fish are, color coded by weight-class" App
* The "energy drink / caffeine breathalyzer" App..(Lets you know when you have reached the critical limit of energy drinks)
* to be continued...
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12-07-2013, 08:42 AM
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#10
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Harmony, Rhode Island
Posts: 311
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another for you Pete:
*cloaking devise for my car/truck
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12-07-2013, 08:59 AM
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Pete K.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,953
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ooh... good one! i like getting skunked in peace!
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12-07-2013, 09:16 AM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....
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12-07-2013, 10:39 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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especially when the APP declares
unknown species
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12-07-2013, 11:19 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Ashland, Mass.
Posts: 596
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The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace! 
...and home.  |
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12-07-2013, 11:29 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: RockVegas
Posts: 3,228
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Quote:
Originally Posted by massbassman
The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace!
...and home. |
Good one. Maybe one for the internet as well.  there's more than one or two that I would use it on.  |
The future ain't what it used to be. --Yogi Berra
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12-07-2013, 12:55 PM
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#16
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 7,649
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App that permanently modifies my bank balance to a much larger number.
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12-07-2013, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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OKAY....
AFTER CAREFULLY ANALYZING
WHAT'S IMPORTANT
I Thought the best app would be
one that auto delivers a plug or two
via Amazon drone to your boat or rock
including some munchies to go with it.
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12-07-2013, 05:45 PM
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Pete K.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,953
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Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...
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12-07-2013, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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mute button app for when the wife gets pissed
it works just like noise cancellation headphones
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12-07-2013, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jonserfish
wow it edited shuc king
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it doesn't know periods F.U.C. |
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12-08-2013, 01:15 PM
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#21
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: NBPT
Posts: 415
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Time machine app to go back to the days of no phones no apps and no people who are addicted and dependent on technology
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12-08-2013, 07:56 PM
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Idiot
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Glastonbury, CT
Posts: 2,287
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ivanputski
Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...
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There are a lot of people in Colorado and Washington state that would love this too :-)
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The artist formerly known as Scratch59.
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12-08-2013, 08:00 PM
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#23
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,690
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How about an app that can spy on you and send a your private info to the NSA?
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12-08-2013, 08:01 PM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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A killer whale song app with a waterproof earbud size speaker, to tie on your boot and scare seals away.
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12-09-2013, 06:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 91
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nightfighter
The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....
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Ross your phone doesn't app's last I heard |
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12-09-2013, 06:34 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yj1990
Ross your phone doesn't app's last I heard
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Hey, wise guy.... I graduated to a 5c... And you don't even have your voicemail message set up..... |
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12-09-2013, 06:48 PM
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#27
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Annisquam Assassin
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Peabody, MA
Posts: 669
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the "change the time on wife's clock at home app" which would set home clocks back several hours so I can say that I got home at 11pm instead of 3:30am. Also the "pick me up in a boat app" so when I'm out at night some of the Wicked Tuna guys would stop on their way out to pick me up at the bridge. That would be nice!
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Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. ~Paul Schullery
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965
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12-09-2013, 06:51 PM
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Annisquam Assassin
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Peabody, MA
Posts: 669
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also....how about a "scan a lure and print out a template app" for home duplicators so I could just point my phone at a plug, then send pic via message to a computer which prints out weight, specs and hook placement suggestions!  |
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. ~Paul Schullery
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965
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12-09-2013, 09:06 PM
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#29
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 1,748
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Locate school of pogies app
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Jon, 24' Nauset-Green Topsides, Beamie, North River. Channel 68/69. MSBA, NIBA
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12-09-2013, 10:02 PM
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#30
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: CT
Posts: 2,296
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will this eelskin fit app
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