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View Poll Results: Which Month to be sliced open?
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Just do it now?
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January -after the holidays
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11-08-2007, 12:35 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
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When would you chose to be eviserated??
Ok, my turn is coming up to be in the Hospital...which month would you chose to have your stomach cut end to end?? I need to decide this soon  |
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11-08-2007, 12:40 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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e-v-i-s-c-e-r-a-t-e-d
why you getting cut open?
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11-08-2007, 12:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
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I have to have about 8 inches of large intestine removed and the ends put back together...hopefully they use "pro soft glue" I also told my surgeon that I want to keep the portion of intestine they remove and frezz it, In the Spring jimmy and I are going to use it on the back of a tube instead of a worm and try to catch a bass on my own guts! Awesome!
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11-08-2007, 12:51 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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even better, THE ULTIMATE SKIN PLUG!!!!
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i bent my wookie
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11-08-2007, 12:51 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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do it now & get it over with.
how long is the recovery?
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i bent my wookie
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11-08-2007, 12:52 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zacs
even better, THE ULTIMATE SKIN PLUG!!!!
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You should have seen his face(the doctor) when I asked him that, I was dead serious..he thought I needed to be commited on the spot...I said hey, your getting paid and its my body part...I want it! At the least I know a bluefish would take it..It would be awesome to catch a fish using ...Myself!!as the bait..Thats Hardcore!
They said about 5 or 6 weeks, I just want to enjoy the holidays..its a tough call |
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11-08-2007, 12:53 PM
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sick of bluefish
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 8,672
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do it in may/june when the fishing in the bay sucks
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making s-b.com a kinder, gentler place for all 
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11-08-2007, 01:00 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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i wonder how long you have to brine that sucker to get the $hit stink out.  |
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11-08-2007, 01:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishpoopoo
i wonder how long you have to brine that sucker to get the $hit stink out. |
No they clean you out real good before the surgery... |
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11-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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i suppose you could hock it and someone could make a natura-#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& condom out of it.  |
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11-08-2007, 01:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishpoopoo
i suppose you could hock it and someone could make a natura-#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& condom out of it. |
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11-08-2007, 01:05 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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Originally Posted by fishpoopoo
i suppose you could hock it and someone could make a natura-#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& condom out of it. |
WOW.
you are one sick bastid.
GOOD ONE! |
i bent my wookie
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11-08-2007, 01:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
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What's with you RI guys? Your all falling apart, one in ICU w/blood clots another getting his intestines ripped apart. You guys fish too hard!
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Why even try......... 
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11-08-2007, 01:21 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zacs
you are one sick bastid.
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thank you. |
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11-08-2007, 01:43 PM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
Posts: 2,266
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#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& -
Just get it done, do it man. There is, nor will there ever be, a good time. Something will always come up. BEST of luck on the op...
Ice
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11-08-2007, 01:54 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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When the Anesthesia starts to kick in picture a big striper looking down at you holding a Filet Knife. Gives you a different Perspective  |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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11-08-2007, 01:56 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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11-08-2007, 02:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
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Quote:
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
You should have seen his face(the doctor) when I asked him that, I was dead serious..he thought I needed to be commited on the spot...I said hey, your getting paid and its my body part...I want it! At the least I know a bluefish would take it..It would be awesome to catch a fish using ...Myself!!as the bait..Thats Hardcore!
They said about 5 or 6 weeks, I just want to enjoy the holidays..its a tough call
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You should go sharking  |
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11-08-2007, 02:01 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& sausage casing?
fill with ... what else, ground eels.
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11-08-2007, 02:07 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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Fried #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& Chitterlings (Chitlins)
Ingredients:
2 pounds #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& chitterlings (intestines)
3 quarts water
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon red pepper (flakes)
1 medium peeled onion (white or yellow)
Rinse chitterlings thoroughly and trim the extra fat off them. Like most organ meats, they have a lot of fat. Add chitterlings to pot. Cook 1 hour 30 minutes or until tender. Add a little extra water if necessary.
Prepare a large cast iron skillet with 1/4 stick of butter. Remove chitterlings from pot and slice. I use to slice them right in the preheated skillet although you can use a cutting board. Then stir with a large metal spoon as you lightly brown them. You can pour out the water from the pot, including the onion. The onion added a little flavor and made them smell nicer while simmering.
A variation on this recipe is to slice the chitterlings into pieces as above, but them put them back in the pot with the stock. Again, you can get rid of the onion. Cover the pot and simmer the cut up mixture for another 50 minutes.
If you don't like onion or don't have onion, you can add four or five bay leaves to the mixture instead.. Again, you throw the bay leaves away before frying or cooking down the chitterlings.
By now the chitterlings should be thoroughly done and almost falling apart. You can serve them with your favorite side dishes such as greens, macaroni and cheese, or rice. I actually prefer to eat them by themselves, with several splashes of hot sauce. However, they are fattening and it's tough not to eat too much. So you probably should have a side dish.
Store the leftovers in the refrigerator. Like so many other great soul food dishes, chitlins taste even better after the flavor has soaked in for a few hours. The leftovers won't last long.
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11-08-2007, 04:18 PM
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President - S-B Chapter - Kelly Clarkson Fan Club
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Rowley
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my uncle had a similar operation..... nasty stuff, but he recovered fairly easily. just do it ASAP so you don't have to worry about it anymore, you might be uncomfortable still on Thanksgiving, but at least when the rest of the holidays hit it will be behind you
good luck either way
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11-09-2007, 08:14 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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This thread is seriously whacked!  |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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11-09-2007, 09:06 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Get it done now Bill, why F with it? Get it out of the way so it's out of your mind... Your health should come #1..the holidays will still be there..Get fixed so you feel better asap..Good luck with it Bill, hope it all goes well...I'll be praying it does...
Dave
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11-10-2007, 03:53 AM
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must find the fish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Shore Ma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
I also told my surgeon that I want to keep the portion of intestine they remove and frezz it, In the Spring jimmy and I are going to use it on the back of a tube instead of a worm and try to catch a bass on my own guts! Awesome!
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this is by far the greatest thing i have heard in a while.
my buddy mess around with anything we can get in the water.. i wish i could do this. sorta.... with out the bad parts..
hope all goes well..
but heres a problem.. what if you land the record fish on your own guts. and then they stay hooked (intestines are tough from what i hear) and you catch even more cows. there could be a black market for guts in the striper world.  |
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965
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11-10-2007, 07:52 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GonnaCatchABig1
this is by far the greatest thing i have heard in a while.
my buddy mess around with anything we can get in the water.. i wish i could do this. sorta.... with out the bad parts..
hope all goes well..
but heres a problem.. what if you land the record fish on your own guts. and then they stay hooked (intestines are tough from what i hear) and you catch even more cows. there could be a black market for guts in the striper world. |
Never thought of that! I have an apointment next week, gonna get this thing done I guess! |
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11-10-2007, 08:18 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
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Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
Never thought of that! I have an apointment next week, gonna get this thing done I guess!
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Do the healthy part and get it done sooner instead of later... Otherwise you'll drive yourself nuts analyzing it |
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11-10-2007, 08:20 AM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
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This is the sickest thread evah!! You Rhody dogs.
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11-10-2007, 11:00 PM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishaholic18
Get it done now Bill, why F with it? Get it out of the way so it's out of your mind... Your health should come #1..the holidays will still be there..Get fixed so you feel better asap..Good luck with it Bill, hope it all goes well...I'll be praying it does...
Dave
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I agree. When I had my quad bypass I told the cardio surgeon to do it right away. I didn't want to sit around and think about it. |
No boat, back in the suds. 
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11-11-2007, 08:40 AM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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Just do it , Don't think about it, otherwise paranoia sets in, and delays it.
and now i'm leaving this thread, its kinda disturbing |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
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11-12-2007, 07:03 PM
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stripadan
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: wareham
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Quote:
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
You should have seen his face(the doctor) when I asked him that, I was dead serious..he thought I needed to be commited on the spot...I said hey, your getting paid and its my body part...I want it! At the least I know a bluefish would take it..It would be awesome to catch a fish using ...Myself!!as the bait..Thats Hardcore!
They said about 5 or 6 weeks, I just want to enjoy the holidays..its a tough call
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#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&,
If you catch a record sized fish, it would be disqualified because it was caught on part of a mammal. Only pork rind is allowed, even if it is your own body part.
Seriously, get it taken care of asap and good luck. |
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