Clam Trek ( episode two )

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Notice To S-B readers ,Fans of Clam Trek...

this is a very long story....with over 40 pictures
and a story line thats complex.....so get out your
beverages ,and popcorn and get ready for a ride.

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Digital Arist

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the Narrator....

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Well you can't handle the truth...!!!

you wanna know about how the Earth has been saved?

well, here's what happened....

it all Began one Fall day....

a typical day ....when the old Clammer

decides to go fishing off the coast of Rhode Island......

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he's catching some dinks....here and there....and suddenly he see's something up in the sky heading his way.....

that he knows is gonna ruin his day....

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it's heading almost right for him.... and it's a huge space ship...

so he figures he's gonna get WET....

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well the ole Clammer realizes he'd better get the hell out of dodge

and fires up the boat motor in a panic....

as he fears that a tidal wave might happen...or even worse ,
he'll get hit by flying wreckage as the ship hits and flips over.

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A borg ship from the future....
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is orbiting earth searching for the Fleeing federation vessel

and is.... scanning the area for survivor's .... of the Crash...

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with the throttle on the tin boat cranked all the way to full...

he makes his best effort to flee the area..... but it's too late...

the Borg's long range tractor beam locks on to his signal...

and snatches him....right out of the boat....

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Dazed and confused....after he is beamed aboard........

Clammer get's a shot of some kind of Anti -Panic drug

but notices he's no longer in.... the clothes he was wearing

and theres these three alien cyborg lovin beotchs...

all chattering away as they surgically try to remove his

favorite fishing hat....

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meanwhile aboard the federation ship Enterprise...

a long range communication comes in.... from the admiral

to John Luke Picard..

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He's got the highest rank in star fleet....anyways...

he informs Captain Picard about Clammer's abduction...

and how the BORG have utilized time travel to go back in time

to earth's past... to try and change the future.

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Secretly Knowing that the Clammer is a Federation....operative
sent back in time....

to keep the planet EARTH safe... a worried Captain Picard

orders an instant response and plots a course to the time

travel worm hole...

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4 hours later...... and preparing to go back to the past.



Captain Picard ....goes on the ships com...and alerts the crew to
whats happening and prepares them for a bumpy ride...

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The federations worst nightmare has happened.....

The old Clammer has become assimulated into the Borg collective.

i give you...

Clam-cutist of BORG

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to the otherside... (steppenwolf LOL)

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the Captain and his crew....hope they are not to late in time

and begin to do a Clammer scan....on the whole planet...

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a preliminary search turns up nothing...zip.......ZERO.....nada

apon scanning Clammer's residence .... there is only his friend Bill....

who was supposed to go fishing with him that day....

Bill is looking for him.....because he's not answering his calls? hmmmm

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Captain Picard ...orders that the cloaking device be put on fast!!

Before Earth defence's.... tries to establish contact

and orders a "Cloaked Shuttle craft" to the planets surface for a

closer look around the state of Rhode island

fearing interference from all the blonde's on cell phone's

might be jamming their frequencies....

and has Mr Data upload a map from the main viewer panel

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Take off from the Enterprise....

she has great Sensory perception....is dressed in leather

and is lookin so fine....

a Pm from raven to Jack.... (back to the story man! )

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Unseen by the hurried masses of USA citizens...

Mr Data ....continues scanning...along with his new girlfriend

and tracks down Bill AKA the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& behind the shopping Mall.

Unfortunately at that particular moment.....bill has just been

caught by his ole pal Chewey....who's rather pissed off at him

because he promised him a keeper or two. Chewey who has to

keep a low profile or risk generating a whole bunch of bigfoot

sightings has bill right where he wants him.

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"Commander Data to Captain Picard !"

Picard answers: "Go ahead Data"

"There is no trace evidence of the Clammer Captain...."

" Only his friend Bill and a um.... ahh a Wookie captain"

Captain Picard angrilly barks out an order...

"well then Beam him aboard in a flight suit then data............

and leave that flea ridden wookie behind.... we don't want another

flea infestation aboard the enterprise!"

"AYE Aye Captain"

and with that data enters the mini transporter room

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simutaneously.......

The shuttle Zooms back to the hanger bay of the Enterprise

where MR. Spock is waiting.... to assist with the new passenger.

=> Bill ...known as the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&

is in a bit of shock...after his

last adventure into space....because he had his memory of it

wiped clean to allow him some sanity.

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Mr Spock realizes he'll have to restore The #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s

Memory...of all his "lost time" space adventures with the

Clammer.... and gets right to work... also giving him

full schematics of the ship and how to run it as well

as the captain, Mr data and his own expertise combined.

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Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& now totally pissed off

at the Borg for abducting his friend

takes command of the enterprise....

after reviewing all the intelligence ....

He then orders captain Picard to

return to the earth's surface in the cloaked Shuttle....

on an Archeological expedition that Captain Picard simply

lives for... to go cruise around Egypt... to look for clues.

(the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is very suspicious of a recent stamp
on the old Clammers passport marked egypt
and knows he secretly went there)

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Commander spock... decides he better go with Captain Picard

and says first we must grab a vulcan Hotty and also

JohnR (our fearless leader).......so we'll know when we're

getting warm.... looking for evidence... and the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& agree's.

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around the statues....

MR Spock and Captain Picard ....aren't finding a thing.

Then suddenly....a time -space bubble appears

out of no-where...... from the past....from Clammer

and gives them a friggan clue

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Confirming the Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s Hunch...

that the Clammer hid something there....
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beneath the sand beside the first statue John Luke

uncovers the "book of Clam"

otherwise known to be the origional

manuscript for the Clammer code.

and they quickly take off back to the enterprise..........

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with the "Book of Clam" in their possesion
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Captain Picard informs mr Data of the Gravity of the situation

and that the ability to decipher the code book is crucial to the

survival of mankind. Data is Dubious because the last time he

he tried it, he almost shorted out his positronic brain trying

to decipher it.

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Since The Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
knew the Clammer as well as anyone

and the fact that he had mind melded with commander Spock

he suggests that Data and Spock mind meld and combine

their brain power ...repeating the old earth saying...

"two brains are better than one"

but warns mr Data about "Spot burning "
and it could be hazardous