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02-21-2003, 09:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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Hi. How do you...
I'm kinda new around here and want to know how to
brush your teeth
wipe your tushy
blow your nose
if you touch worms, is it true that you'll get cooties?
and who is this BM guy?
what are plugs?
some weird drunk guy dressed in a trenchcoat named habs flashed his needlefish to me. is that a come-on?
what's a floater?
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02-21-2003, 09:21 PM
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#2
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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Oh, just kidding, heh heh.
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02-21-2003, 09:21 PM
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><(((">
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cranston, Rhode Island.
Posts: 847
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER ASK THEM KIND OF QUESTIONS, YOU MORON- I ASK FISHING QUESTIONS CAUSE I AM NEW TO THE SPORT AND I LOVE FISHING.
I KNOW HOW TO BLOW MY NOSE- BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX A BUSTED NOSE???
JOHN, YOU SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT-------WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, THIS IS UNREAL
WHAT AN IDIOT!
Sorry everyone else...
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"Striper Sniper"
15' Starcraft Sportfish-Classic.
Visit my site at:
Saltwater-Fishing.8k.com
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02-21-2003, 09:24 PM
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#4
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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is it okay to fish with girls?
will i go blind?
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02-21-2003, 09:26 PM
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#5
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><(((">
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cranston, Rhode Island.
Posts: 847
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maybe you will , pal- not me............. 
get a life, weirdo. |
"Striper Sniper"
15' Starcraft Sportfish-Classic.
Visit my site at:
Saltwater-Fishing.8k.com
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02-21-2003, 09:27 PM
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#6
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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what's the difference between plastic and rubber?
can you make lures from vinyl instead?
what about kryptonite?
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02-21-2003, 09:28 PM
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#7
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><(((">
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cranston, Rhode Island.
Posts: 847
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i know who this is
it's stripedbassguy, i know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leave me alone, please
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"Striper Sniper"
15' Starcraft Sportfish-Classic.
Visit my site at:
Saltwater-Fishing.8k.com
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02-21-2003, 09:28 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,618
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plastic is for ******* and rubba keeps you safe from them  . |
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02-21-2003, 09:29 PM
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#9
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!
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02-21-2003, 09:31 PM
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><(((">
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cranston, Rhode Island.
Posts: 847
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why the heck am i the one to be picked on tonight? i'm pretty pissed off.
JOHNR- I KNOW YOU ARE ONLINE, ARE YOU GOING TO JUST SIT THERE????????????????????????????????????????
this isn't funny
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"Striper Sniper"
15' Starcraft Sportfish-Classic.
Visit my site at:
Saltwater-Fishing.8k.com
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02-21-2003, 09:33 PM
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#11
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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will my mommy let me get a tatoo?
i heard of a condition called bloo balls, what's that?
and just how do you master a bass?
or are these naughty questions?
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02-21-2003, 09:39 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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honestly - I'm laughing my ballz off here. Appropriate? probably not, semi juvenile? yep, funny? laughin my tail off...
No, it's not stripedbassguy - this guy did absolutely nothing to hide who he is |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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02-21-2003, 09:43 PM
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#13
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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is johnr going to spank me?
how long will i get grounded?
will it be tough for me to go fishing if i'm grounded?
is it fun watching snow melt?
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02-21-2003, 09:44 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,618
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I'm with you John, laughing my F'ing balls off, good laugh riot tonight.
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02-21-2003, 09:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 58
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if you laugh your balls off, where will they go?
how will you replace them?
won't your wife be mad that you mis-placed them?
where can you buy a set of new balls?
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02-21-2003, 09:49 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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02-21-2003, 09:52 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,618
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I'm married for 22 years, balls have long since been removed, figure of speach, but then ago so are many things we say in life. Smoke over glitter, does it mean that or does it mean light one up at the disco?
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02-21-2003, 09:53 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,158
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My god how I love a good troll.
Kinda makes ya nostalgic for our old WMI days, eh, John?
Shades of good ol' Dougie Do-Right. A veritable trained seal, ya tossed him a herring and he barked |
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02-21-2003, 09:57 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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where can you buy a set of new balls?
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I don't know if you can buy 'em but you can probably download them off the Internet, J/K, Lol
Mike - not quite the good old days but this is a good troll  |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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02-21-2003, 09:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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the cucumber and nuts are detachable right after you get married the day after the "HONEYMOON" to be exact . this way when you go out ie: bar hopping , hooters or fishing you detach them and leave them at home . Keeps them safe and you out of trouble .
When you laugh hard enough they detach and roll down to your over stretched socks . As not to land on the floor and get squished . Then she would be mad .
As far as bloo balls ........................never mind . I dont know her !
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02-21-2003, 09:57 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Gee Guys this is great...
in my best animal House voice
classic.................
! give it 10 pikes up |
Pro Tool Club....
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02-21-2003, 10:03 PM
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#22
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USA
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Charlestown R.I.
Posts: 1,032
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GS how much $$ was it to have your balls removed??  |
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02-21-2003, 10:08 PM
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#23
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Removal is cheap, gettin em back usually costs 1/2 your savings, at least one car and a house with everything in it except fishing rods..........
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02-21-2003, 10:09 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,618
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scotch Bonnet
GS how much $$ was it to have your balls removed??
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Money? Once your married, they do it for free  . |
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02-21-2003, 10:10 PM
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#25
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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GS Me needs to come over But the Baby is sick.
so im up in the air
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Pro Tool Club....
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02-21-2003, 10:11 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,158
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fishpart
Removal is cheap, gettin em back usually costs 1/2 your savings, at least one car and a house with everything in it except fishing rods..........
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That's about right. The payment book for the car left behind usually accompanies you, too  |
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02-21-2003, 10:12 PM
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#27
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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I guess no one wanted to watch the bruins===============except GOOSE///////////////
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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02-21-2003, 10:25 PM
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#28
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><(((">
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cranston, Rhode Island.
Posts: 847
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okay, you are all loosers if you find this funny- go do something.
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"Striper Sniper"
15' Starcraft Sportfish-Classic.
Visit my site at:
Saltwater-Fishing.8k.com
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02-21-2003, 10:27 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,618
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Your right, this isn't funny, it's f'ing hysterical. I've wet myself, spilled perfectly good BEAR and now I'm out an have to go get more . |
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02-21-2003, 10:28 PM
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><(((">
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cranston, Rhode Island.
Posts: 847
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i thought i had friends here, i guess not.
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"Striper Sniper"
15' Starcraft Sportfish-Classic.
Visit my site at:
Saltwater-Fishing.8k.com
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