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peace plan by Robin Williams
The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in the
> affairs of other countries, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini,
> Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
> never "interfere" again.
> >
> > We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway.
> We would station troops at our borders and allow no one to sneak through
> holes in the fence.
> >
> > We will allow all illegal aliens 90 days to get their affairs together
> and leave this country and will give them a free trip home. After 90 days
> the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
> who or where they are. I'm sure France would welcome them.
> >
> > All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days,
> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
> cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> > No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> >
> > Energy wise, the US will make a strong effort to become
> self-sufficient. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
> energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
> wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> >Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
> their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> > If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
> cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen
> or given to the army. The people who need it most get little or nothing.
> >
> > Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> >
> > All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> >can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> >
> > The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
> >
> > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
> >
> > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
> 'You want a piece of me?'" -
personally i think this plan ROCKS _ Raven
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