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06-14-2004, 10:48 AM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
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My girlfriend says she's gonna leave me if I keep on fishing so much
Man, I'm sure going to miss her.
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seals + plovers = 
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06-14-2004, 12:24 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Just mention to her that If you quit fishing just think about how much time you'd have on your hands for Drinkin, Gamblin and Womanizing...
You may get to fish more  |
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06-14-2004, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: somerville and hyannis
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could be worse.. she might take the dog..
thats where i draw the line..
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I heard somewhere that piping plover is indian for "tastes like chicken" ..
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06-14-2004, 01:40 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by crashfromamesbury
could be worse.. she might take the dog..
thats where i draw the line..
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Mikey, you don't want to live as a lonely old man int he future. Well, do another kind of fishing, man. Go to her. Try to convert her into a striperaholic. That way she won't leave you for a reason. |
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06-14-2004, 02:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Don't think that's gonna happen. At least Mikey's got a job for the summer, maybe he'll fish less.
Good Luck Mikey,
Rick
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John Redmond Thinks He's Smart By Changing My Avatar
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06-14-2004, 02:12 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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but what abt his woman, man? im glad that i dont have a girlfriend yet.
good luck mikey.
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06-14-2004, 02:25 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
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I learned to make a deal, I fish mainly mon-thursday nights, sat AM before work, and if I go on sunday (our day toggethor) it's out in the boat and she's with me... fri and sat night's are her's to do with me what she likes, unless she goes out with the girls... then I'm back out... i dont socialize much during the season...
Bryan
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Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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06-14-2004, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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lay down the law NOW!!!!
plenty of time to be a couple
give a little......get a little
they all want to cut your hair
well........... |
Live at Leeds
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06-14-2004, 03:25 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by Slingah
lay down the law NOW!!!!
plenty of time to be a couple
give a little......get a little
they all want to cut your hair
well...........
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He is alreadly bald...Where are they going to cut noxt? |
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06-14-2004, 04:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
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She's not the one..tell her to leave now... this way you find a new babe for the summer.
I saw this sign in the tackle shop:
Woman wanted
Must be able to cook, clean , keep house and clean fish. Must have boat and motor.
Please send photo of boat and motor.
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06-14-2004, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out ! See ya !
have her get a boyfriend that should free you up for some fishing !
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06-14-2004, 05:58 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
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Quote:
Originally posted by chris L
tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out ! See ya !
have her get a boyfriend that should free you up for some fishing !
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Yer killin' me!
Hey....your gonna be busy till November fishin'..........visit relatives and friends for Holidays(buy yourself more fishin' cuca for Christmas). Find new Honey for Jan., Feb., Mar., and Apr. Lose her in May and fish on! This sage advice brought to you free of charge, by a twice divorced, lonely old fisherman!   |
PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH! 
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06-14-2004, 06:08 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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i,m going to miss her. oh, lookie here, i,ve got a bite..... brad paisely
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06-15-2004, 07:07 AM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
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Actually it was a bumper sticker that I thought was funny.
She's really pretty coolio about stuff. When I was on Nantucket, We were supposed to take the girls shopping. Trishy could tell I was getting really peeved. She pulled me aside and told me just to go to the beach and go fishing. So I did. What a woman!
Last edited by Rappin Mikey; 06-17-2004 at 08:52 AM..
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seals + plovers =
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06-15-2004, 08:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Sometimes I have the opposite problem. Wife gets so sick of me she kicks me out and tells me to go fishing.  |
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06-15-2004, 09:18 AM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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We are so bad together, man... I'm starting to date a girl. She understands my needs and hobby...I hope to get her into fishing on the beach and in the back seat of the car.   |
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06-15-2004, 09:29 AM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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06-15-2004, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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thanks, man. |
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06-15-2004, 11:14 AM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 4,516
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Notaro you stud!
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seals + plovers =
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06-15-2004, 12:07 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rappin Mikey
Notaro you stud!
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thanks |
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06-15-2004, 12:17 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
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WW, have the same problem, she knows if I'm moody doing something else she'll slam the door and say go fishing... I usually oblidge..
Uh oh Notaro, thats all she wrote for your fishing
just make she knows fishing is important to you (not just catching, my gf confuses the two..) |
Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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06-15-2004, 12:20 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by RIROCKHOUND
WW, have the same problem, she knows if I'm moody doing something else she'll slam the door and say go fishing... I usually oblidge..
Uh oh Notaro, thats all she wrote for your fishing
just make she knows fishing is important to you (not just catching, my gf confuses the two..)
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hehe, she knows. she knows that i caught her for a good reason. and also she doesnt know anything abt fishing except hearing a news about my catch, then it means a dinner time for us or a party. |
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06-15-2004, 12:45 PM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
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My GF filets fish for me.
And she's damn good at it!
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Ski Quicks Hole
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06-15-2004, 01:22 PM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 4,516
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Hey Notaro, what's his name anyway?
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seals + plovers =
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06-15-2004, 01:24 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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His, Mikey? It's her, man. Check your PM.
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06-17-2004, 11:44 AM
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Seal Control
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Caver, Ma.
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The way I look at it is, She has me from Oct to May!! Thats 8 months! You only get to fish real hard for about 3 months, and the other month will be if the wind lets you!!
So she has 8 1/2 months min. I have 3 1/2 months
Who is getting screwed now? It just anit fare!! And i will fish when I want!!
Now were did you say you want the lawn chair honey? |
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06-17-2004, 07:31 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
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I've tried it, my wife still hasn't left me, but if you have any suggestions just let me know  . If only I could win the powerball or megamillions, I think my fishing time might increase enough to make it a moot point anyway hehe. |
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