Clammer losing weight??? - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

GBOUTDOORS · 08-19-2005, 06:55 AM

I took Mike to a spot Wed. night that has been hot with eels the last few weeks and he looked like he had lost some weight but I did not want to say anything. So we are into some nice fish (Mike getting most of them) when I get my first fish on for the night. Mike comes back to net the fish for me and as he pulls it in his shorts drop down to his ankles. Now trust me the one thing you DO NOT WANT to see at 10:00pm with your fish and a landing net is Mike in his under roos (sp) I think they may have been Capt America . I have not been out on the boat since and may have to sell it as each time I walk past it the picture of Mike standing there shorts around his feet comes into my mind and I kind of get (sea) sick. How can I get help with this do I need to see a specialist???????? No not you Bill a real specialist.

JohnR · 08-19-2005, 07:15 AM

I've seen plumbers butt before but shellfisherman's butt? Now having not been confused with a skinny guy in close to ten years, I think I have the right to offer an explanation; Mike has added belly for the past few years but has recently started to lose the weight at the hips. The hydrostatic force inside the belly launches the shorts downward when he bends over. Sad fact, but scientifically accurate I'm afraid.

It's odd going over to wake him up to go fishing and he is in his not so tighty not so whities. You would think he would have the common decency to wear a pair of shorts or something...

Well, good to hear you guys got into some fish. So how was your offshore tuna trip??

ThrowingTimber · 08-19-2005, 07:29 AM

Thanks for the mental picture....

Clammer · 08-19-2005, 08:32 AM

Told ya /Never a dull Moment //

Slipknot · 08-19-2005, 09:21 AM

LMAO

Next Wed. night is open for me Greg

I'll help you get the boat back in business

PNG · 08-19-2005, 10:29 AM

Cabinboy..........

denis · 08-19-2005, 10:52 AM

O.K. Mike lost his shorts but did he get your bass ?

ThrowingTimber · 08-19-2005, 11:18 AM

That must've been the bright flash I saw the other night when I was out,.............

Saltheart · 08-19-2005, 12:11 PM

Jumping to conclusions here? pants fall down cause the wearer got thinner or the pants got bigger! How do you know clammer just didn't buy bigger pants and has not yet grown into them??

chris L · 08-19-2005, 12:46 PM

it could be the curse of the irish and there isnt anything left to hang his pants on .

Or it could be he wanted to show off his backyard hills and valley

or he isnt eating well and actually has lost weight .

Clammer · 08-19-2005, 01:09 PM

ya I got the Bass // that,s one of my trick moves to throw the other s guys off ///

Ya Chris f @#$%^& Irish curse // since the operation //when I take a shower /they throw me out & send me to the woman,s showers ==================== not a bad deal

GBOUTDOORS · 08-19-2005, 01:37 PM

Clammer were those Capt. America underweir or Underdog. Have no fear Clammer is here with the net.

fishaholic18 · 08-19-2005, 01:40 PM

Full Moon!

Clammer · 08-19-2005, 02:27 PM

Victoria Secret

chris L · 08-19-2005, 02:29 PM

there ya go girlie wear got to make ya feel special !

I heard fishpee had a good slection of girlie wear , he uses when fishing .

is this true bassmasterson ? come on let the wood out for air and tell us .

justplugit · 08-19-2005, 04:23 PM

First his beard then his pants. Whats next.

Rappin Mikey · 08-19-2005, 04:23 PM

Pictures please

Oh, I wasn't just thinking that.

RickBomba · 08-19-2005, 06:31 PM

As far as the bald camp goes, I hope it's is hair!!!
Mike, I am your Faaaather!
Oh my word!
Rick

fishweewee · 08-19-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clammer

Victoria Secret

so u did use those thongs I sent you for x-mas.

capesams · 08-19-2005, 08:48 PM

drupy draw's are one thing..but if he ever wip's out his eel skin plug...I'd b the first one over the side.

Clammer · 08-19-2005, 09:27 PM

C/S if only there was a eel skin plug

GBOUTDOORS · 08-20-2005, 07:53 AM

So thats why Mike wanted the left over dead eels. He's going to tape them to the inside of his leg!!!!!!!!!!!

seabass · 08-20-2005, 09:20 PM

I don't know, sounds like DELIVERANCE, Rhody Style....squel like a seal, clam ?????????

Clammer · 08-21-2005, 12:53 AM

WTF ======= Donuts

TheSpecialist · 08-21-2005, 11:04 AM

u need suspenders

bassmaster · 08-21-2005, 11:05 AM

u should talk

Clammer · 08-21-2005, 12:54 PM

thanks Dave / F #$%^& You Bill & if we all keep taking our meds //we may survive a BLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOofush attack // poor F #$%^& Fishpart he didn,t knoe better & let one go last night alive ..

Fishpart · 08-22-2005, 07:58 AM

$(^(^*) I know you hate them, but didn't realize just how much......

I know a guy who lets his two rowielers play with them. When you pull up to the beach if the dogs are going crazy you can usually get a blue within two casts....

Are you losing weight???????????????????????