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07-15-2014, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 7,649
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marriage / fishing issues
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,
But on Fridays, I fish."
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07-15-2014, 03:45 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
Posts: 6,414
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I would arrange UBER both ways 5 days a week + weekends!
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07-15-2014, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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i think house calls should be arranged
she'll need extra therapy....
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07-15-2014, 08:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Pembroke
Posts: 3,343
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Can I pay th co pay in advance?
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07-15-2014, 08:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,690
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LoL!
At first I thought mr sand man was in deep water with the mrs!!!
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07-16-2014, 05:28 AM
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User
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 5,515
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Where do I sign
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07-16-2014, 10:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gansett
Posts: 385
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Few years ago my friend told his girl to paint some stripes on herself and he might throw a plug at her.
Nice guy though...
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07-20-2014, 06:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: North Shore Massachusetts
Posts: 3
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That's funny! I compared notes with my wife- who is out of the house more:
work 40 hours, 10 hours total a week fishing. Does not include things like the HDL
Wife- baby pick up drop off 8 hours(great neice/nephews), gym (she
s 63 and bad back) 10 hours, errands for other people 10 hours, dance classes 6 hours, volunteering at yarn store 4 hours, and that's just the short list. BD
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07-21-2014, 11:44 AM
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Frank Capone
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Hamden, Connecticut
Posts: 2,229
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Very funny !!!
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07-22-2014, 09:02 PM
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Work hard. Fish harder.
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 764
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LOL!
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07-24-2014, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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07-24-2014, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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lets add a few from the male perspective
not tonight honey
i have to get up UGLY Early
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