BEHOLD.... - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:34 PM

I AM THE SLAYER OF BLOOFISH.

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:37 PM

I CAN CATCH BLOOFISH ANY WHICH WAY.

TROLLING, JIGGING, PLUGGING, CHUNKING, DRIFTING, NETTING, ICE FISHING AND EVEN BOBBING FOR BLOOS WITH MY TEETH.

Goose · 10-10-2003, 04:38 PM

You need professional HELP Mike.

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:39 PM

YES I NEED THERAPY ALRIGHT.

I SAW JOHNR TODAY. HE AIN'T GONNA CATCH NUTTIN' BUT A COLD.

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:41 PM

JOHNR SHOULD CHANGE MY HANDLE TO "BLOOFER."

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:42 PM

FISHWEEWEE IS A TURD.

Scotch Bonnet · 10-10-2003, 04:46 PM

I think FishWeeWee has hijacked Clammers computer

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:48 PM

SCOTCH WHATEVER GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION?

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:53 PM

I MEAN \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\!

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 04:56 PM

Yea scothch your right ==it was #$%^&^% FWW =while I was taking a shower
@#$%%$ @#$%^% #@#$%^%^ Bluefish

we are going to Hooters right now =
Scothch we,ll see you in the mprning/////////////

Slipknot · 10-10-2003, 05:25 PM

BUT, have ya caught any on #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& plugs yet?

bloocrab · 10-10-2003, 05:33 PM

...let me get this straight...

YOU AND WEEWEE WERE TAKING A SHOWER?????

....

I guess that commercial was right....Mikey will try anytthinggggg....

Scotch Bonnet · 10-10-2003, 05:34 PM

beachwalker · 10-10-2003, 05:35 PM

Clammer,

I know a guy who, everytime fishing comes up, when he asks me about what I am catching. He goes into a long winded story about how MUCH he has been out and how much he loves fishing and how awesome his boat is and blah blah blah blah.

Well recently it ended with:

"But I haven't landed any Bass yet but I get HUGE knockdowns while trolling."

So I ask:

"How fast are you trolling ?"

And he responds:

"About 5 kts."

So Clammer. Are you trolling to fast ?

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Scotch Bonnet · 10-10-2003, 06:24 PM

Clammer steams past huge bluefish blitzes and doesn't even slow down, laughing at the f#$%@#& idiots catching blues. I can never resist stopping and catching a few.

bud8fan · 10-10-2003, 06:52 PM

Hmmmmm?
WeeWee and Clammer in the shower? I dont even want to go there!!

Hey Clammer I bet even if you took the hooks off you would still catch those BLOOOOOOOOOFISH!!!!!!

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scotch Bonnet
Clammer steams past huge bluefish blitzes and doesn't even slow down, laughing at the f#$%@#& idiots catching blues. I can never resist stopping and catching a few.

NOT TODAY!

missing link · 10-10-2003, 07:35 PM

I put 5 knots in my hangman's noose 1 Knot into my trolling

beachwalker · 10-10-2003, 08:16 PM

Who ya hanging ?

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 08:20 PM

FWW+is asleep already ,Im still working

I was catching them there @#$%^^% today on salty,s needles====& I didn,t take the plastic covers off the barbs///
Hooters was good//////

back to work hope to see ya tomorrow at the cookout////////////////

G/S if your coming =I need jig heads

Duke41 · 10-10-2003, 08:33 PM

Clammer
I was out yesterday on a charter and guess what fish my charters wanted to catch....bluefish. I never had it so easy. Shot over to Potters Cove after I dropped them off and caught a small striper for dinner. From now on its chartersfor the new game fsih the mighty blue..

beachwalker · 10-10-2003, 08:36 PM

Christ sakes Duke,

Charge more for a blue charter. Dems more dangerous and they can chop up gear.....

Clammer · 10-10-2003, 09:03 PM

Duke we had bass first

FWW ,got one witha tag , but he left it in ,he didn,t want to hurt the bass==========the bass was hoping he,d take it off

Bluefish charter===what the @#$%
& you charged them

Clammer · 10-11-2003, 04:44 AM

I AM A BLOOFISH MAGNET.

(Mike is sleeping right now...

...)

Scotch Bonnet · 10-11-2003, 04:47 AM

F%$#&$@ NE WIND///////////////////////////////////

Clammer · 10-11-2003, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scotch Bonnet
F%$#&$@ NE WIND///////////////////////////////////

!@#$!@#$@!#$!^%^!$$#@!#@$@!#$@!##!//////////////////

YEAH, TUFF WIND TO CATCH BLOOFISH IN.

Clammer · 10-11-2003, 05:14 AM

Hubba hubba Bloofish centerfold

THIS IS BETTER 'N HOOTERS!

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Bill L · 10-11-2003, 08:21 AM

Posting at 0615! I was looking for yous guys at the boat ramp. Never mind the wind, shoulda left the boat at home and gone out front and got your feet wet, if you know what I mean

JohnR · 10-11-2003, 09:04 AM

I knew they were in deep kimshe when WeeWee said he would be running the boat & Clammer would go diving for the lost anchor ...

I waved to them from the shore before I went out to catch bass last night, where they caught 40 blues for every bass, I got a dozen bass to a bluefish

Duke41 · 10-11-2003, 09:19 AM

One of my secret charter captains secrets is to only use expensive wooden plugs for the wiley bluefish. I like the $12.00 Gibs Poppers in yellow or purple. I know the blues are a bastard to catch but with the right lure and some luck you can get one of these finicky bastards.