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04-14-2011, 01:47 PM
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Better watch out where you put your eels.
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
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04-14-2011, 02:06 PM
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Location: Somerset Ma
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Chefchris...don't pass out in front of your buddies....
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04-14-2011, 02:14 PM
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Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
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"Sunshine Day Dream"
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04-14-2011, 02:14 PM
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It can happen to anyone.
"Dr. I fell on it by accident. It was a one in a million shot"
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04-14-2011, 03:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulS
It can happen to anyone.
"Dr. I fell on it by accident. It was a one in a million shot"
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04-14-2011, 04:34 PM
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Chris Blouin
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Warren, RI
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this happens all the time in our industry. 
the story your talking about was on 1000 ways to die tv show.
also dont set them down in tidal pools that have seagull/comarant poop in them, makes the eels die almost instantly |
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04-14-2011, 05:01 PM
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Live at Leeds
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04-14-2011, 06:24 PM
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Pete K.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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destiny
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04-14-2011, 10:54 PM
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04-15-2011, 12:07 AM
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Location: Gansett
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ya heard the one about the horny woman, live lobster and a lighter?
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04-15-2011, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Dedham MA
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Always be the last one to pass out.
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04-15-2011, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Newport, RI
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Keestering eels is a very effective way to transport snakes from spot to spot. Also makes a good boga sheath.
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Get busy livin'...or get busy dyin'...
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04-15-2011, 09:49 AM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
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That sounds like the work of Redlite!
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seals + plovers = 
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