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Old 08-27-2003, 09:10 AM   #1
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I like the regression of the english language on this Old Phart's board - should be called sudsbonics or phartbonics, or grumpbonics....

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Old 08-27-2003, 10:56 AM   #2
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That and I like the unique spellin' that's takin' place , oops, sorry ( fergot, no happy craphola allowed in here).

My personal favorite is one of my own that I just re-read...
"liawyer", speaks volumes, don't it CS
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Old 08-27-2003, 11:13 AM   #3
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can't unda stand why that sob is still alive, dont git me goin on him, u'll see grumpage like u neva seen bafour.

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Old 08-27-2003, 11:20 AM   #4
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Old 08-27-2003, 11:38 AM   #5
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AAHHH! ya just jellyous

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:04 PM   #6
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what the hell is this
look u crusted old phart, take that crap outa'H here
Im sick of being a board nazi here
but if i have to i will remove Your posting of them things
now im all bent outaH shape cause 1 Bum comes in here and baits You old pharts , like the guy owns the joint er
tourist season allmost over now school bus season is about to start

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:05 PM   #7
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I rest my case err,
this is Your last warning Bub....
next time i will put You in a time out oops

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:08 PM   #8
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:15 PM   #9
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Look You flatlanding rotten heathen barbearian skirvy nave
Im going to plug Your moth with a popper so deep it will impale Your ability to poop
hit the road #$@#$$*%#@^%rotten bastage&*%($)*%^)%
Oh Ya I hate CT for that now look what You done*&($%^*#

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:16 PM   #10
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:20 PM   #11
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:22 PM   #12
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Angry

Im sorry I have to do this But you posting Privy's are pulled banned.
No BM's for You plus a field Ho'ing when I get My hands on Your little plugweebag
Hit the road, put Ya tract'aH in 5th level and split

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:22 PM   #13
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Your farging dead

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:23 PM   #14
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:23 PM   #15
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U&^$*%^@#$!#@#$%&*()&$%#$ (*%&( #%^$^@

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:25 PM   #16
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You need me BM.

The happier I get, the grumpier you get.
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:26 PM   #17
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4th week and dont B late

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:29 PM   #18
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Sorry BM, I have to tend my flower garden that week, those lovely deer just love to munch on my daffodils on a new moon night.
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:31 PM   #19
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look pal none of this gay crap
u fishin the what moon ? with me next month? pm if u like
the sands have been interesting If You spend alot of time out there.
Maybe we can ask cape sams to take us on his boat and then when we find the bass we can puke and get him to grump.
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:34 PM   #20
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...so happy and carefree and gay....la la la la la la...


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Old 08-27-2003, 12:46 PM   #21
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I hate smurfs.
U got that week off or what U freak

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:48 PM   #22
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Have a crabby patty and chill, dude!

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Old 08-27-2003, 02:12 PM   #23
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SpongeBob

I'll tell you a little story from 2 nights ago. We didn't get a chance to go camping this summer with all the rain so I set the tent up in the backyard so the kids could campout. I even lit a fire. Well ofcourse I had to sleep out there with them and the bugs and crickets were so loud that Jenna was complaing that she couldn't sleep. Well I zonked out and when I woke up in the middle of the night Jenna had gone back in the house. Well naturally she left her SpongeBob Square Pants alarm clock right next to me and at 6 AM it started singing the F%$#&*$@!#$ song and Danny had to shut it off because I was about to whip it into the woods
I hate that song
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:31 PM   #24
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Uh oh, now Bruce is grumpy.
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:28 PM   #25
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Weewee, ya sprained my eye with that purple fargin' crap!
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Old 08-27-2003, 11:33 PM   #26
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Naw, I ain't grumpy.....
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Old 08-28-2003, 07:42 AM   #27
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Yes You are, You are Grumpy ,You Yuppie.
go move your gay mirrors to look at Your wheels
Its people like You with them gay trucks that clog My roads here
why dont You put some of them brush guards on it that will never get used and some of them blue lights so we can Yell at you as You Yuppie on by U geek

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Old 08-28-2003, 07:43 AM   #28
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AND DONT MESS WITH MY SPONGE BOB!!!!!

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Old 08-28-2003, 08:36 AM   #29
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Bruce,

You should bejewel the rear view mirror of your new sand sled with a pair of happy, cheerful, and official Sponge Bob Fuzzy Dice.
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Look pi$$ Boy, take the crap out of here
now ifems You keep this up ,im going to have to take this to the owner of the site.
Now to put You in the mood here, go by brakes for your Yuppie mobile
maybe You and slip cann go on a play date, another yuppie word

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