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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-27-2003, 09:10 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Grump speak
I like the regression of the english language on this Old Phart's board - should be called sudsbonics or phartbonics, or grumpbonics....
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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08-27-2003, 10:56 AM
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#2
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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That and I like the unique spellin' that's takin' place  , oops, sorry  ( fergot, no happy craphola allowed in here).
My personal favorite is one of my own that I just re-read...
"liawyer", speaks volumes, don't it CS 
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08-27-2003, 11:13 AM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
Posts: 4,860
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can't unda stand why that sob is still alive, dont git me goin on him, u'll see grumpage like u neva seen bafour. 
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BOAT fish do count.
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08-27-2003, 11:20 AM
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#4
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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08-27-2003, 11:38 AM
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#5
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
Posts: 4,860
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AAHHH! ya just jellyous 
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BOAT fish do count.
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08-27-2003, 12:04 PM
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#6
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Quote:
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what the hell is this
look u crusted old phart, take that crap outa'H here
Im sick of being a board nazi here
but if i have to i will remove Your posting of them  things
now im all bent outaH shape cause 1 Bum comes in here and baits You old pharts , like the guy owns the joint  er
tourist season allmost over now school bus season is about to start
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:05 PM
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#7
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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this is Your last warning Bub....
next time i will put You in a time out  oops 
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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08-27-2003, 12:15 PM
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#9
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Look You flatlanding rotten heathen barbearian skirvy nave
Im going to plug Your moth with a popper so deep it will impale Your ability to poop
hit the road #$@#$$*%#@^%rotten bastage&*%($)*%^)%
Oh Ya I hate CT for that now look what You done*&($%^*# 
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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08-27-2003, 12:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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"I wuv you, you wuv me, we're one happy..."

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08-27-2003, 12:22 PM
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#12
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:22 PM
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#13
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Quote:
Originally posted by fishweewee
"I wuv you, you wuv me, we're one happy..."
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Your farging dead 
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:23 PM
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#14
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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08-27-2003, 12:23 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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U&^$*%^@#$!#@#$%&*()&$%#$  (*%&(  #%^$^@ 
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:25 PM
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#16
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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You need me BM.
The happier I get, the grumpier you get. 
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08-27-2003, 12:26 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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4th week and dont B late 
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08-27-2003, 12:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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Sorry BM, I have to tend my flower garden that week, those lovely deer just love to munch on my daffodils on a new moon night. 
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08-27-2003, 12:31 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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look pal none of this  gay crap
u fishin the what moon ? with me next month? pm if u like
the sands have been interesting If You spend alot of time out there.
Maybe we can ask cape sams to take us on his boat and then when we find the bass we can puke and get him to grump.
the Guy is good.... 
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08-27-2003, 12:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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...so happy and carefree and gay....la la la la la la...

Last edited by fishweewee; 08-27-2003 at 12:41 PM..
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08-27-2003, 12:46 PM
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#21
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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I hate smurfs.
U got that week off or what  U freak
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-27-2003, 12:48 PM
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#22
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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Have a crabby patty and chill, dude!

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08-27-2003, 02:12 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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SpongeBob
I'll tell you a little story from 2 nights ago. We didn't get a chance to go camping this summer with all the rain so I set the tent up in the backyard so the kids could campout. I even lit a fire. Well ofcourse I had to sleep out there with them and the bugs and crickets were so loud that Jenna was complaing that she couldn't sleep. Well I zonked out and when I woke up in the middle of the night Jenna had gone back in the house. Well naturally she left her SpongeBob Square Pants alarm clock right next to me and at 6 AM it started singing the F%$#&*$@!#$ song  and Danny had to shut it off because I was about to whip it into the woods
I hate that song 
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08-27-2003, 02:31 PM
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#24
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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Uh oh, now Bruce is grumpy. 
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08-27-2003, 07:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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08-27-2003, 11:33 PM
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#26
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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Naw, I ain't grumpy.....
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08-28-2003, 07:42 AM
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#27
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Yes You are, You are Grumpy ,You Yuppie.
go move your gay mirrors to look at Your wheels
Its people like You with them gay trucks that clog My roads here
why dont You put some of them brush guards on it that will never get used and some of them blue lights so we can Yell at you as You Yuppie on by U geek 
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-28-2003, 07:43 AM
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#28
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-28-2003, 08:36 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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Bruce,
You should bejewel the rear view mirror of your new sand sled with a pair of happy, cheerful, and official Sponge Bob Fuzzy Dice.
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08-28-2003, 09:13 AM
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#30
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Look pi$$ Boy, take the  crap out of here
now ifems You keep this up ,im going to have to take this to the owner of the site.
Now to put You in the mood here, go by brakes for your Yuppie mobile
maybe You and slip cann go on a play date, another yuppie word 
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