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06-05-2007, 06:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Great South Bay
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I hate stupid people
Went down to my back bay spot on sun night before the big storm here on LI . I was testing new plugs i had made and wanted to see them swim . I had four bass to 27 inches . I decided they were swimming right so i moved to my Fire Island Inlet spot . I started casting my 4 inch darter, boom second cast i get a nice fish on , i set the hook and begin fighting this fish . I didn't notice the moron who snack right next to me . the fish takes a run and as i turn to follow the fish i get slapped right in the face with this guys rod .Right in the bridge of the nose , i saw more stars . It startled me and ended up dropping the tip of my rod and losing a 30+Lb fish(First nice fish of my season )
So as i reel in my plug the guy starts yelling at me that i cracked his rod with my nose . I went postal . i went for this guys jugular , he quickly ran out of the water and walked back to his car .I bang another 2 fish to 26 lbs and decide my nose is swollen and i am heading home .
As i get back to my Jeep a State Trooper and Mr Jackass are standing at my truck waiting for me .When the trooper saw my nose he told the other guy to leave before he got arrested on assault charges . He told the trooper he was scared for his life and wanted me delt with .....
So now i have a cracked nose and two blacks eyes ,mowing my lawn and who diid i see pulling up a house 4 away from me is Mr Jackass .
My new neighbor and he puts up a METS flag .. Its now war here on LI
Thats why i shouldnt fish before midnight ..
Dead Mike
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NRA - 4 Life
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06-05-2007, 06:27 PM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
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Great story Meanstreak. My $$$'s on you. And a Mets fan no less....
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06-05-2007, 06:41 PM
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Fish Hound
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Shrewsbury, MA & Mashpee, MA
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so much irony in that story. i love it
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"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart.....pursue those."
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06-05-2007, 06:49 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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that is one of the best stories Ive read on here....
too bad about the nose though...
what a jackass......
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06-05-2007, 06:49 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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roflmao sorry bout your nose. Never fails though. Now ya can flip im the bird every time ya drive by 
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06-05-2007, 07:18 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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You screwed up ... You should have killed him and kicked his bloody corpse in the water .. thats what I do . 
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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06-05-2007, 07:22 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Sorry about your nose bud, but that was a great story.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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06-05-2007, 07:26 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmer
Sorry about your nose bud, but that was a great story.
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I'll second that!
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06-05-2007, 07:29 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Did he recognize you as his neighbor?
That was a great story! Worthy of the Front Page! Whaddyall think? Time to kick Parker23 of the front page and post MeanStreaks (with his permission of course  )
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
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06-05-2007, 07:34 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnR
Did he recognize you as his neighbor?
That was a great story! Worthy of the Front Page! Whaddyall think? Time to kick Parker23 of the front page and post MeanStreaks (with his permission of course  )
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yup....do it
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06-05-2007, 08:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Marshfield MA
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well at least he's not a Yankees fan...............
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06-05-2007, 08:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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Good going..Gonna be an interesting summer for you 
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I'm going where I'm going...
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06-05-2007, 08:58 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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06-05-2007, 09:07 PM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
Posts: 2,433
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Gosh Meanstreak, thats quite the story, sorry about the nose and eyes glad to hear the eyes are better.. the guy deserves whatever he has coming to him.. but yeah, great story.
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Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
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06-05-2007, 09:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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too funny. if it were me id walk over to his house with a 12 pack in hand and bang on the door. make love not war meanstreak 
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06-06-2007, 08:16 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
too funny. if it were me id walk over to his house with a 12 pack in hand and bang on the door. make love not war meanstreak 
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Screw that. Blow the B^%$d up. M80s in his mailbox
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No boat, back in the suds. 
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06-06-2007, 08:23 AM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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let me guess. your neighbor was chunkin the backside of demo.
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06-06-2007, 08:30 AM
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Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Marshfield
Posts: 2,608
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Sad thing is he's one of many that are out there. Sorry you have to live next to such a Moron. Keep us posted as to the progress or lack there of on this relationship. This actually sounds like a perfect pilot episode to a sit-com. Now watch somebody will steal this idea and make millions! 
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"Sunshine Day Dream"
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06-05-2007, 09:33 PM
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slow eddie
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 1,494
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this is the main reason that god greated eels. 2 or 3 eels left in a neighbors car can wreck havoc turing the summer months. but u have to be a nice guy for a few weeks. always remember. old age and trechery always beat youth and vigor.
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put them back alive. i do have grandkids.
as your hair gets whiter, your gear gets lighter.
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06-06-2007, 01:31 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 59
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hey bro sorry about your nose but that is a great story.
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06-06-2007, 05:06 AM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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Maybe you two should save some coin and carpool to catch the tide! Just kidding....but it would give you opportunity to employ Slow Eddie's plan. How many racks you gonna leave on his steps this season?
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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06-06-2007, 05:18 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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i kinda like Nebe's Idea thus Far......  then if that doesn't work then
you can try neighbor wars.... only because.... A. you've already threatoned to kill him...or do bodily harm... well not in public... or with witnesses ....but it will suck coming home to find your place trashed
after a great night fishing.
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06-06-2007, 05:53 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: CONNECTICUT
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one of the all time great fishing stories.thinking there are alot more similar ones out there.
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06-06-2007, 05:56 AM
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must find the fish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Shore Ma
Posts: 712
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great story.. but what a moron. the golden rule of fishing = give people room. you learn that when your like 4.
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06-06-2007, 09:01 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 152
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Sorry about the nose........ I noticed at my favorite spot every time I hook up I get about a half dozen other guys pretty much shoulder to shoulder with me...Before no one is to be seen...
One guy I noticed was fishing through my tackle. When I yelled at him he just said "wanted to see what you use"
Quickly told him "if you dont back up I will be using you for bait"
some guys have no respect good luck with this guy
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06-06-2007, 09:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: People's Republic
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Great story
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06-06-2007, 09:18 AM
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must find the fish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Shore Ma
Posts: 712
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bishop169
Sorry about the nose........ I noticed at my favorite spot every time I hook up I get about a half dozen other guys pretty much shoulder to shoulder with me...Before no one is to be seen...
One guy I noticed was fishing through my tackle. When I yelled at him he just said "wanted to see what you use"
Quickly told him "if you dont back up I will be using you for bait"
some guys have no respect good luck with this guy
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are you serious? if you want to find that out so badly a quick glance as you walk by is enough.. or maybe even a "hey, i was just wandering what do you use?" that's like coming home and finding some one rummaging through your draws and saying " i was just wandering what brand you wear."
thankfully these morons don't fish around here. the spots maybe small and occasionally crowded but every one seems to know the proper etiquette. and give each other as much space as possible. and certainly don't rummage through other peoples stuff with out permission.
the only thing that annoys me more than people who don't give space. are people who don't give space and cant cast to save their lives. nothing is more annoying then some one who continually crosses lines. we are all allowed one mess up. sometimes it just goes wrong. but when you cross someones line on every cast, you might want to consider fishing far far away from people for a while.
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06-06-2007, 12:24 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,158
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You can have all sorts of fun with this guy--you need to pick of one of those "1000 ways to legally get even with people who screw with you" books
And remember the old Sicilian motto---revenge is a dish best served cold 
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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06-06-2007, 01:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,690
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I heard a story of a guy who was pissed at his neighbor once.. he went over to the guys house when he knew the family was out of town for a day or 3 at night and grabbed the sump pump hose coming out of the basement and pushed it back into the hole, then turned on the guys garden hose and pushed it back in the hole that the sump pump came out of.
evil. 
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06-06-2007, 02:33 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Great South Bay
Posts: 31
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You guys are the best !!!!!! THis guy is so lost , i might not have to do anything . I do like the eels but smelly bay anchovies is much worse and 4 bucks an eel hes not worth the money .
I know he fishes on weds , every weds . So i might folow him tonight and give him a little hell . Hes part of another website crew who burn spots and leave a mess . ( at least 2 garbage bags of garbage every time i fish )Hes allready bashed me on it !
So i hope when i am up near cape cod and the vinyard in 3 weeks i dont have to deal with these LI hacks ..Like most of you guys fishing is not a hobby to me ,,Its my life ...I have a whole new respect for all you NE guys ./......This is one of the best Fishing sites i have been on . Its nice you guys let me be ME..
Dead Mike
The Ghost of the
Bambino
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NRA - 4 Life
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