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View Poll Results: Which Month to be sliced open?
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Just do it now?
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January -after the holidays
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11-08-2007, 12:35 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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When would you chose to be eviserated??
Ok, my turn is coming up to be in the Hospital...which month would you chose to have your stomach cut end to end?? I need to decide this soon  |
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11-08-2007, 12:40 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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e-v-i-s-c-e-r-a-t-e-d
why you getting cut open?
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11-08-2007, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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I have to have about 8 inches of large intestine removed and the ends put back together...hopefully they use "pro soft glue" I also told my surgeon that I want to keep the portion of intestine they remove and frezz it, In the Spring jimmy and I are going to use it on the back of a tube instead of a worm and try to catch a bass on my own guts! Awesome!
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11-08-2007, 12:51 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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even better, THE ULTIMATE SKIN PLUG!!!!
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i bent my wookie
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11-08-2007, 12:51 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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do it now & get it over with.
how long is the recovery?
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i bent my wookie
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11-08-2007, 12:52 PM
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#6
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zacs
even better, THE ULTIMATE SKIN PLUG!!!!
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You should have seen his face(the doctor) when I asked him that, I was dead serious..he thought I needed to be commited on the spot...I said hey, your getting paid and its my body part...I want it! At the least I know a bluefish would take it..It would be awesome to catch a fish using ...Myself!!as the bait..Thats Hardcore!
They said about 5 or 6 weeks, I just want to enjoy the holidays..its a tough call |
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11-08-2007, 02:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
Posts: 2,260
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Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
You should have seen his face(the doctor) when I asked him that, I was dead serious..he thought I needed to be commited on the spot...I said hey, your getting paid and its my body part...I want it! At the least I know a bluefish would take it..It would be awesome to catch a fish using ...Myself!!as the bait..Thats Hardcore!
They said about 5 or 6 weeks, I just want to enjoy the holidays..its a tough call
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You should go sharking  |
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11-12-2007, 07:03 PM
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stripadan
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: wareham
Posts: 101
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Quote:
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
You should have seen his face(the doctor) when I asked him that, I was dead serious..he thought I needed to be commited on the spot...I said hey, your getting paid and its my body part...I want it! At the least I know a bluefish would take it..It would be awesome to catch a fish using ...Myself!!as the bait..Thats Hardcore!
They said about 5 or 6 weeks, I just want to enjoy the holidays..its a tough call
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#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&,
If you catch a record sized fish, it would be disqualified because it was caught on part of a mammal. Only pork rind is allowed, even if it is your own body part.
Seriously, get it taken care of asap and good luck. |
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11-10-2007, 03:53 AM
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must find the fish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Shore Ma
Posts: 712
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Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
I also told my surgeon that I want to keep the portion of intestine they remove and frezz it, In the Spring jimmy and I are going to use it on the back of a tube instead of a worm and try to catch a bass on my own guts! Awesome!
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this is by far the greatest thing i have heard in a while. 
my buddy mess around with anything we can get in the water.. i wish i could do this. sorta.... with out the bad parts..
hope all goes well..
but heres a problem.. what if you land the record fish on your own guts. and then they stay hooked (intestines are tough from what i hear) and you catch even more cows. there could be a black market for guts in the striper world.  |
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965
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11-10-2007, 07:52 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GonnaCatchABig1
this is by far the greatest thing i have heard in a while.
my buddy mess around with anything we can get in the water.. i wish i could do this. sorta.... with out the bad parts..
hope all goes well..
but heres a problem.. what if you land the record fish on your own guts. and then they stay hooked (intestines are tough from what i hear) and you catch even more cows. there could be a black market for guts in the striper world. |
Never thought of that! I have an apointment next week, gonna get this thing done I guess! |
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11-10-2007, 08:18 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
Never thought of that! I have an apointment next week, gonna get this thing done I guess!
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Do the healthy part and get it done sooner instead of later... Otherwise you'll drive yourself nuts analyzing it |
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11-13-2007, 08:04 AM
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Just Keep On Pluggin !
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Haven,CT.
Posts: 1,041
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Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
Never thought of that! I have an apointment next week, gonna get this thing done I guess!
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Bill we don't know each other but your doing the right thing by getting it done a.s.a.p . It would drive you nuts knowing that 4,5 weeks or longer down the road you'd have to go through it.
Good Luck to you for a speedy recovery |
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11-08-2007, 12:53 PM
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sick of bluefish
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 8,672
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do it in may/june when the fishing in the bay sucks
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making s-b.com a kinder, gentler place for all 
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11-08-2007, 01:00 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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i wonder how long you have to brine that sucker to get the $hit stink out.  |
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11-08-2007, 01:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Originally Posted by fishpoopoo
i wonder how long you have to brine that sucker to get the $hit stink out. |
No they clean you out real good before the surgery... |
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11-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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i suppose you could hock it and someone could make a natura-#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& condom out of it.  |
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11-08-2007, 01:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishpoopoo
i suppose you could hock it and someone could make a natura-#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& condom out of it. |
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11-08-2007, 01:05 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishpoopoo
i suppose you could hock it and someone could make a natura-#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& condom out of it. |
WOW.
you are one sick bastid.
GOOD ONE! |
i bent my wookie
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11-08-2007, 01:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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What's with you RI guys? Your all falling apart, one in ICU w/blood clots another getting his intestines ripped apart. You guys fish too hard!
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Why even try......... 
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11-08-2007, 01:54 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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When the Anesthesia starts to kick in picture a big striper looking down at you holding a Filet Knife. Gives you a different Perspective  |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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11-10-2007, 08:20 AM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,716
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This is the sickest thread evah!! You Rhody dogs.
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11-11-2007, 08:40 AM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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Just do it , Don't think about it, otherwise paranoia sets in, and delays it.
and now i'm leaving this thread, its kinda disturbing |
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11-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
Posts: 8,555
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After New Years. Might as well enjoy the holidays.
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Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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11-13-2007, 12:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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dont forget to get the video . I want a video made when I go in for open heart surgery in the distant ( I hope ) future .
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11-13-2007, 12:48 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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My sister had about a foot of her intestine removed (it was perforated)about a year ago at Toby hospital. The surgeon screwed up the operation and had to have it redone in Boston where it was a success. Bill Just make sure you have it done by a good surgeon at a good hospital. I would say if your in any pain take care of it soon. good luck and best wishes.
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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