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Old 09-24-2014, 02:56 PM   #1
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WARNING!!! STOP USING SHAMPOO!!!

Don't wash your hair in the shower!!


It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!


Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."


No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.


It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."


Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

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Old 09-24-2014, 03:24 PM   #2
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How Many lives did you just save... HERO!!!
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Old 09-24-2014, 04:49 PM   #3
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Old 09-24-2014, 08:07 PM   #4
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Quick patent the use you will be able to retire!

Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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Old 09-24-2014, 09:29 PM   #5
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you mean.... i can't borrow some suds
and use it elsewhere?

the world is goin to hell imma tellin yah...
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Old 09-25-2014, 07:17 AM   #6
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Maybe that's what happened

Go get one of those dog cones, the ones that prevent self-lickification, wrap it around your neck in the shower

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Old 09-25-2014, 10:03 AM   #7
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Maybe that's what happened

Go get one of those dog cones, the ones that prevent self-lickification, wrap it around your neck in the shower
Can't help but laugh picturing him in the shower with a dog cone on that is rapidly filling up with water as he attempts to rinse his hair.
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