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04-14-2006, 02:15 PM
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Easter Vacation
Vacation
A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.
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04-14-2006, 03:41 PM
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
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04-14-2006, 05:27 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
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04-14-2006, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by freeballin
Vacation
A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.
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freeballin
Thats a good one, and written at the proper time of the year too!!!!! |
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04-14-2006, 08:53 PM
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04-14-2006, 09:25 PM
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